Oh for cods hake am i really herring this right …it wasnt all my doing :- :D i have haddock up to the teeth being blamed. You two need battered, Ya do nothing but flounder about this all the time and its all a load of carp

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hums a sad tuna and skates of singing salmon chanted evening lalalalaaa

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Scrap the above :oops: i did it all again only this time it worked and im back

Be afraid :wink:

:lol:

you have a heart ???

:wink:

it’s in the shape of a brick chess :wink:

^^^^^^

*bokes*

:lol: :lol:

Was a quote from a packet of everlasting candles and very dear to my heart!

worried

{{{{{ chessipie}}}}}}}} xxxx

=GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER makes me laugh everytime i hear it

Two of my faves would have to be

OH HOLY NIGHT

FAIRYTALE OF NEW YORK

Chess, every time i hear that song “OH HOLY NIGHT” it brings tears to my eyes, for me, this song is, by far, the most beautiful xmas song.

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Aye come on boys you could reconsider …… it is for charity after all

Mon the Profs :D/

innit chess

@Chess wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Last person who asked that had them minimised….go look at the bottom of the list and click on “chat forum communities” and hey presto…… :-

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

:- :-

* walks away giggling * :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I’ll go if im about Di ……….as long as it doesnt interfere with the soaps :lol: :lol:

Gen knowledge, medical and the odd music one would be good ……. no sport tho :lol: :lol:

And fasty you really should leave your hair the hairdressers. They will sort it for you and you can call back for it later ………that way both…

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Not on here Shaz ……. am devastated :(

where are you, North Pole?!

Id have thought it was on all ITV networks… wierd!

What channel is Al Murray on ……. i cant find it :(

ITV

you taught me all i know pats

:- :- :- :wink:

and now youre teaching me :?

ERM…… just what are you trying to do Ketts cos i cant see anything different :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

i did it i did it :wink: :wink: :wink:

/nuff said

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(hmm that pics bad init i bluetoothed it off my phone)

Chess the question was dogs or cats, no mention of mopheads so your post does not count okay :shock: :lol:

@sunny wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I saw a fair few old slugs last night.

How did ya meet go with pats then shazza :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

feck Sunny that was either very brave or very stupid. Either way yer dead when she catches up with ya

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

she’ll keep chess. :wink: :wink:

Throw a handful of salt over the buggers ……… then they will leave the catfood alone

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

slimey wee shytes ……..hhhmmmm strangely familiar :- :-

lol chess was thinkin along the same lines lol

@Bat wrote:

@PATS wrote:

hereby rename batty…..vivien…..( this is fa anyone whho watches *doctors* on a weekday afternoon) :-

Ermmmmmm whose vivien? I don,t watch doctors, bloody soaps, can,t stand em. Neighbours, eastenders, corrie, load of garbage. I only watch <span style="color: red]Most Haunted[/size%;”> and Living with the…

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@Chess wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhF_ofoNX3o

:shock: :shock: :oops:

Moonlight Serenade Chess? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *ducks from the darts* :lol:

Shurrup you [-X its Good Luck Charm by Elvis (hes well lush in that video *drools*) =P~ =P~

Least thats the one in the UK charts :- :- :-

fess up Sgt

there has to be at least one Patrick in there somewhere :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cud be cheryl patrica lol

Hello Sue …. welcome to the boards

and may the Lord have mercy on your soul :lol:

had an image of that horrible little man in the green mile then when he didnt wet the sponge lol

@sharongooner wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

so sorry born nothing worse than losing an animal you love, give the wee lad a hug too xxxx

ditto x

and ditto again ……

and again

@Bat wrote:

My new washing machine FINALLY turned up!! So I,ve been busy getting used to it this morning. :D

Thank God for that …. you were starting to pong :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

Flamin cheek. :lol: I,m sending you to PATS cupboard for that. :twisted:

@Chess wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

TWINKLY WINKLE?

Are you a telly tubby sgt? :shock:

I can be if ya want Sharon :P

:wink:

Oh yes please, but I have to be La La, :lol:

but I get to dress up lol! and use the nu-nu

Ya bliddy are LA LA shaz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@PATS wrote:

@Chess wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i have just put the telly on. bring back fox hunting if only to rid us of that KUNT on the bingo ads. arghhhhhhhh. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

am in total agreement with ya there pats i hate that bliddy ad :twisted:

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@Chess wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i have just put the telly on. bring back fox hunting if only to rid us of that KUNT on the bingo ads. arghhhhhhhh. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

am in total agreement with ya there pats i hate that bliddy ad :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It isnt always a child ……. weigh up the difference it isnt hard to calculate

and hows about living the life of the disabled person or the carer for an hour and then stating how easy it is …. :roll:

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Im gonna tape it as well Shazza the ad for it looked brill and i watched Rock Rivals on wed night ….. it was very good :lol:
i wont tell ya and ruin it for ya but hell im gonna pm Pats and tell her what happened lol she loves it when i spoil the endings of programmes she has taped :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*legs it*

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Im gonna tape it as well Shazza the ad for it looked brill and i watched Rock Rivals on wed night ….. it was very good :lol:
i wont tell ya and ruin it for ya but hell im gonna pm Pats and tell her what happened lol she loves it when i spoil the endings of programmes she has taped :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*legs it*

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forms :evil:

Don,t even get me STARTED on feckin forms. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

We got snow here Mary ……

im soaked lol just showed my son how to have a snawbaw fight lol he’s loving it lol

bliddy incompetent arseholes pissed me off big time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

snap :evil:

@Bat wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Oh God … are we now going to be treated to an endless stream of syrupy over-sentimental sayings just because it’s February 14th???

We already have PB. I was in 40,s this morning, and everyone was throwing rose petals round the room?? And saying mwahh to each other and blowing kisses. ffs I nearly threw…

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For Rose

muhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Chess wrote:

@sunny wrote:

You name it must be the worst f00king day of my life :evil:

(((((((((((sunny))))))))))

I’ll even throw a flash in there for ya if it helps :wink:

Talk football Chess…. that should calm her down… :D

Dunno what team she supports tho Fasty ….. :- :- :-

(feck im so gonna get it for this one) [-o<

@Catmanblue wrote:

Fantastic news kateeeee keep it up x x x x

I’m catching up with you its now 8 months since i gave up smoking (and before all you cleverclogs start I joined a gym to get rid of the extra weight) :lol:

:- :- :- :- :-

Well done Kateee and catty :lol: :lol:

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im not quite sure what you mean there waspish…..*we can never be certain that people in third world countries [for instance] will not donate organs for cash, fine if its your own, but not so fine if your an unwilling donor.* Surely this would be have to be a live donation

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@Chess wrote:

thats a very valid point anita …… tho who knows how that would fare with the government we have. As bad as rich folk going elsewhere to *buy organs*

Agrees too :wink:

ditto too.

But then that would start us down that road of who will get the organs. Your dead anyway.

OI YOU

theres nothing wrong with the emails its just the damn msn thingy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*gets baseball bat at the ready*

fasty warned me on no account to open a e mail from u……………. :-

Silver Grey nah methinks more peppery grey :lol: :lol: :roll: :wink:

is he trying to be sophisticated again :?: :?: :?: :?:

Wooohoooo sexy Sgt :lol: :lol: :lol:

stalks in an fumps chess……….damn ur e mails n msn pop ups…………. :evil: 8)

CHESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [-( The years iv loved you wanted you needed you and this is how you repay me :cry: [/b][/quote

No you bliddy cant Pats :lol: :lol: :lol:

just for Sunny then…..

i’ll see u in the quiz later………………… :evil: :wink:

@sunny wrote:

*Steps away from this thread never chats sh it * lol

*coughs @ Sunny*

What about the times you talk about that team of yours. Whats their name again :?:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:

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@PATS wrote:

@aaron_ade wrote:

Well the station goes back on air FULL TIME on march 1st!!
so fingers crossed im hoping to be on air with it
might be a different time though lol
who knows il either be on breakfast or late nights again.
and hope to have the infamous PB back on again to give us an update hehe

ohhhhhhh ope its a night…

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OI Argy ………. Shut it :lol: :lol: :lol:

I learnt to work mine eventually Ruby ……….. takes me twice as long to text tho :twisted: cos the space is in a different place and i end up with + signs all over the place :roll: :roll:
The first three times I received a call I disconnected them without even tying. :oops:

God…

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@PATS wrote:

@Chess wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: yup sunny the anykey one was a cracker :lol: :lol:

I got the boilerman out because my oil heating wasnt working. After a few minutes he came back in and said ….

“you have an oil problem ……. you havent got any.

So one call out charge and a very red faced me waved him off…

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@Chess wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: yup sunny the anykey one was a cracker :lol: :lol:

I got the boilerman out because my oil heating wasnt working. After a few minutes he came back in and said ….

“you have an oil problem ……. you havent got any.

So one call out charge and a very red faced me waved him off :oops:

remember the…

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:lol: :lol: :lol: yup sunny the anykey one was a cracker :lol: :lol:

I got the boilerman out because my oil heating wasnt working. After a few minutes he came back in and said ….

“you have an oil problem ……. you havent got any.

So one call out charge and a very red faced me waved him off :oops:

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Salmon Chanted Evening (South Pacific Musical) :oops:

Theres a Plaice for us (West Side Story Musical) :oops:

( I really hope catty is reading this thread) :lol: :lol: :lol:

no no no no no no no no no no no no and NO

@Chess wrote:

1988 mary

but it wasnt from the charts :oops: :oops: :oops:

it was more erm erm a traditional wedding kinda thing to do back then song :oops:

now if only i could remember the name :- :- :-#

not this…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J1aJPw7C8TY
this was always the song at the weddings i worked effin borin as…

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Just seen this thread Pats ….. Congratulations to all and well done to them both ..,,,

Woooohooooooo granny greybird

:lol: :lol:

get back to the wedding thread and spill ur beans Lady lol

@Chess wrote:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

i erm erm cant remember :lol:

same er chess pml. :oops:

thats shockin ladies…. your supposed to rem ur wedding day forever n ever lol