@andydec wrote:

:cry: yet again ive problems with my x box, this time i have 4 green lights on my pad,and cannot connect to x box. ive tried to sync them but to no avail.Any help please

Er ….. set fire to it and claim on the insurance ????

What??????????????????

A PB posting?

How are you PB?…Jesus its been years….You…[Read more]

When you call the number a female voice answers and makes ”certain suggestions” of a distinctly unsavoury nature, leaving the caller in no doubt at all about what is being offered.

Whats the problem I got no complaints, just repeat business :wink:

I find that popping down to my local library is even more effective.

They have a great visual display system (bookshelves) where you can browse books by category ‘at a glance’. You don’t have to browse books individually to select a title that interests you.

Browsing is in full colour AND in 3D

You can manually select books…

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OMG!!! That view was soo last century.

Look – I followed the selection procedure described above and took 12 library books with me in the suitcase on my summer holiday. What can be so difficult with that.

No mess – no fuss – no bother – and best of all …… NO COST !!!

(thinks PB should pay more attention)

I find that popping down to my local library is even more effective.

They have a great visual display system (bookshelves) where you can browse books by category ‘at a glance’. You don’t have to browse books individually to select a title that interests you.

Browsing is in full colour AND in 3D

You can manually select books…

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@toybulldog wrote:

Prime Minister : F-Politics

Definitely !!

=D>=D>=D>

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Wouldn’t “Prime Monster” be more accurate??? :lol:

oi! i’m lovely not a monster … often :D

@tictax wrote:

wheres will when u need him , he coped with 2 degrees

He’s probably getting the Third Degree from someone.

(There are at least two members who will get the subtle inference in that comment!)

:wink:

The main reason why people fail to attend for their NHS appointments is that they know they won’t be allowed to smoke a ciggie while they are kept waiting.

Rather than punish smokers for failing to attend, surely it would be better to provide them with ‘smoking shelters’ at a minimal cost (say around £60,000) so that they…

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Good idea Peggy – but maybe you could take this one stage further.

How about agreeing a ‘protocol’ for the use of coloured type? You know the sort of thing – Pink = Gay; Red = looking for cyber; Green = not interested in cyber; Yellow = I’m feeling sick ….. and so on.

Any ideas on this people???

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“A WOMAN’S PLACE IS IN THE WRONG”

I’m ALWAYS in the wrong.. Not my fault.. I just like that position!! :lol:

@Melody wrote:

If you are good at sex…. they will fall in love! :wink:

Interesting thought. So people who regularly ‘pleasure’ themselves fall in love with themselves eh?

you tell me :)

True, but cows usually eat the soup their mothers lovingly prepare for them.

I am obviously not a cow :lol:

Well the landlady was absolutely right to refuse to allow a couple of poofters to sodomise each other on her sheets. THEY don’t have to wash the Vaseline and sh*t off them afterwards do they?

If they brought their own sheets (even rubber ones) then maybe they could be allowed to use her beds for their perverted practices, but…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@will wrote:

so basicalley we are all goin to work to pay tax to get a child murderer a new identity… fckin typical of this country.

Good stuff will. So you’ll be emigrating shortly then eh?

Oh and BTW – where will you go ???

eh? where did this cum from.

stay on topic man!

It is on topic will

I noticed that the hysterical female hamburger moaner was American!!!

Is this simply a coincidence???

I thought about not responding to your comment PB ,,,,,,,,,,,,,but I must. It figures you would say that !

Now give me a big ol snog cause I know deep down in that little heart you love me EVEN if I am American.

I just wish that you’d all stop carping on about this.

No way it anchovy yet! You betta get used to it cause we are talking carp on a bigscale and there’s no need to be bitterling

:roll:

I remain confused about ‘human euthanasia’. The more I read about it the more I’m drawn to the conclusion that people with ‘terminal’ illnesses don’t want to be prematurely killed. What they actually want is some sort of release from the pain or suffering involved in the illness.

It seems to me that the issue is more about…

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You’re quite right – it doesn’t. What I was driving at was this … when a Police officer (of any rank) is considered for prosecution, the . This is because Police officers can often be the target of malicious or totally unfounded allegations – especially by the ‘criminal fraternity’ who often have a grudge to bear.

Although…

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Remember that the CPS ONLY prosecute if they are satisfied that there is sufficient evidence against the accused for a reasonable prospect of conviction in Court. When prosecuting a high ranking Police officer, the amount of evidence would have to be particularly compelling for a procecution to be authorised.

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PB It…[Read more]

@NCb wrote:

Yes….
No…

ALRIGHT WHO CHANGED WHAT I PUT?? I NEVER PUT THIS:
THE GENDER PART IN RED?????? WHO TAMPERED WITH MY POST???????????????????????????

Is there a thing called real love that last forever?
yes (Females answer here please)
no (Males answer here please)

Ummm …. that was me :oops: :oops: :oops:

I…

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@Velvet 1 wrote:

Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card

…..and he’s 100% absolutely right!!! Valentine’s Day is a total commercial ripoff…

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@WooHoo wrote:

A woman is in jail after police say she forced her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.

Well I think it is a really harsh punishment for getting bad grades. After all the hamster probably tried as hard as it could – it wasn’t its fault that it got bad grades. Surely…

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Poor Mrs Jones, Otto was her best Chum – but then he was sponsored by Pedigree Petfoods.

Groans

I just adore this video of a woman desperately trying to park in a space that is clearly too small for her car, and then shouting abuse at passers by who offer to assist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_P7UIiHw0&feature=related

The only thing better would be if it was a Volvo !!!!!

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Strictly speaking, a gambling debt is unenforceable in law i.e. you cannot sue in the Courts for your ‘winnings’ if the bookie refuses to pay you.

thats what i said

@Pete wrote:

I’d sleep on it if i was you :wink:

I tried that once Pete ….. but it went numb.

Have you tried sleeping with a pillow between your knees, I found this an effective remedy to numbness, the worst that can happen is a small dose of pins and needles. :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I’d sleep on it if i was you :wink:

I tried that once Pete ….. but it went numb.

I’m Not Going To Laugh.. I’m Not Going To Laugh..

Ok – Has A Chuckle!! :lol:

Wasn’t my fault – honest! :oops: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’d sleep on it if i was you :wink:

I tried that once Pete ….. but it went numb.

I’m Not Going To Laugh.. I’m Not Going To Laugh..

Ok – Has A Chuckle!! :lol:

@anc wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In answer to the question posed by this thread and in view of all the comments posted …… it looks as thought it’s just you Susie.

Oh boy! How wrong can some people be ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm technically, he’s right. Everyone has commiserated with Susie on her horrid day, but nobody has said…. God…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

In answer to the question posed by this thread and in view of all the comments posted …… it looks as thought it’s just you Susie.

Oh boy! How wrong can some people be ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erm technically, he’s right. Everyone has commiserated with Susie on her horrid day, but nobody has said…. God has just…[Read more]

There’s a lot of heartlessness circulating around eh minim?

I nearly choked you git! You need a government health warning!

Having said that, perhaps its Gazlan’s puns that need a health warning!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Your heart goes out to him doesn’t it?

now why doesn’t your reply suprise me !

Er…. is it because it was sitting there for a week???

Your heart goes out to him doesn’t it?

now why doesn’t your reply suprise me !

Your heart goes out to him doesn’t it?

:D :D

*sings some dusty springfield*

Sorry to disappoint Rainy, but I don’t use Facebook. In fact ever since I sued a similar social networking site for breach of contract, on behalf of a client, and took them to the proverbial cleaners, I’ve kept right away from them all.

However, I understand that the ‘drivel’ you mention is pretty typical of the sort of…

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see also >>>>> http://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=22807

Thank you PB lol, no further comment ………….by the way:

My answers to yesterday’s msgs in order of arrival. Yes, tomorrow at 8pm, feathers and whipped cream, room 102, the password is oh yesl……………. :wink: :lol: :lol:

@minim wrote:

Nothing they are too busy beating around the bush and hedging their bets.

No minim, that’s Agnostics. Atheists are quite definite in their lack of belief in God.

Well I must be an atheist then because in the throws of passion i don’t say Oh God, Oh God, Oh God……

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The Government is, I’m afraid, fully committed to doing all it can to immerse the issue of the punishment of criminals in as deep a layer of bullshit as it can manage ……. as evidenced by the above quoted Government response.

as successive governtments have PB.. This is not a labour party problem. Which makes it harder in…[Read more]

“Innocent until proven Guilty (beyond all reasonable doubt)” is a fine concept and is one that protects ALL of us against being falsely accused or wrongly convicted.

However, it seems to me that this wonderful concept applies only to the (alleged) perpetrator of a crime. The victim has no protection under law – as the law only…

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I like Pete’s direct approach to ‘paedophiles’ …. BANG !! – game over!!!

The only snag is – what if the person isn’t a paedophile???

If, for example, you were a Sun reader, then you’d have topped your local Paediatrician.

PB? I think we are all guilty of the voice of ‘reason’ , we then have to think deeply, and honestly…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes Bas, that would go down well with the male train spotting fraternity – but not with ‘wimmin’ visitors from Lesbos, who seem to make up the majority of the ‘Wimmin’s Lib’ fascists.

I suspect that the archetypal feminist would DEMAND that the female depiction of the Fat Controller’s deputy should be: a) not the…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

be flat chested (the bra having been previously burnt)

Does burning your bra make you flat-chested then?

Apparently so. It seems that setting fire to bras – and thus not wearing them – removes all possibility of support and over time the breasts sag lower and lower (towards the navel) thus giving a ‘flat chested’…[Read more]

The Left wing bigoted rant reported above from Professor Dikey made me wonder about something.

If all the militant feminist loonies in the world burned their bras …… would it increase global warming???

Ooooh I should say so! :P :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Is it just possible waring that the user in question didn’t know the answer to your very serious question and thought they’d lighten the matter up by displaying a sense of humour???

:lol:

I thought we weren’t allowed a sense of humour on here :? I thought EVERY word posted was honest and serious :roll: I’ve…[Read more]

Is it just possible waring that the user in question didn’t know the answer to your very serious question and thought they’d lighten the matter up by displaying a sense of humour???

:lol:

Many many years ago, in my childhood, I used to watch the TV series called “Callan”. It was an absolute ‘classic’ and incredibly well acted – with Edward Woodward in the leading role.

Years later, when I was a student, I had a holiday job working as a ‘chauffeur’ for the BBC. I had the priviledge of driving Edward Woodward home…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

The farce must go on I guess. If the cretin twins don’t go tonight that’s it as far as I’m concerned. [-(

Looks like that’s it then doesn’t it???

I predicted that the gruesome twosome would get through again this week and by the end of this eveninng you’ll see…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

The farce must go on I guess. If the cretin twins don’t go tonight that’s it as far as I’m concerned. [-(

Looks like that’s it then doesn’t it???

I predicted that the gruesome twosome would get through again this week and by the end of this eveninng you’ll see that I was right…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

The farce must go on I guess. If the cretin twins don’t go tonight that’s it as far as I’m concerned. [-(

Looks like that’s it then doesn’t it???

I predicted that the gruesome twosome would get through again this week and by the end of this eveninng you’ll see that I was right and they do. It’s all about…

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It WILL be the end of the world in December 2012 …. because by then the final bills for the London Olympics will be in and we’re all doomed …. doomed I say.

That’s IF it will be ready by then.. :lol: