Well, it’s all over for another year. We only had four groups tonight, it was too perishing cold and the gritting wagon out doing the rounds. The kids weren’t afraid of the Foxes head; in fact one little girl choose it has her treat and almost blarted when I slapped her fingers LOL. All the others stroked him, can’t wait till…

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As succinct as ever Mary:) yeah real serious stuff. Don’t get much worse for this ‘babe’ to go through.

was does succinct mean,,,/?? mind im a dislexic effer lol

180 hits and just the two of us prepared to put our names on a petition.
Speaks volumes of this community.
The JC acronym is quite fitting.

3 i just signed too

Get yourself a Mac. You’ll never regret it. It just works and will do everything you want. No viruses and 7 years ahead of even Vista (which is turning out to be a big problem)

Thank you! Great information :wink:

Yeah ya got me there Rom, Looks like Langy’s spelling hasn’t improved for 2007 try transposing caring for carrying but I guess you’d figured that one out already :lol:

heheee !!! – :lol: :lol:

Yeh, Ugo is very caring.

Do I sense UGO has made a new years resolution?
Seems like a carrying sort of guy not unlike Pat Butcher (PB)

Wot does Ugo carry? Other people’s shopping? A sense of guilt ?? I dont get it . :shock:

can you do one where you change paul to phil please? love it :lol:

You ever been mistaken for ‘Prince’?

when i was 14 people said i looked like him minus the make up… aahahahahaha

Didn’t wish to correct you Cath just inform.

When I need correction I know a lady in Cheltenham who deals with that.

:D :D

Cath,

If you dial now I think you’ll find the talking clock is a fella unless it’s Mariella Frostrup with laryngitis.

There are two voices, one male one female; well you couldn’t expect them to keep that going for 24 hours could you?

well i stand corrected langstraat.

Don’t no what you mean Cath
he sounds like the guy from the talking clock to me.
Tel.123

as the talkin clock is a woman langy lol he sounds nothin like her lol anyway after reading his remarks in serious topics i take it all back !!!

xxx

sharongooner

“suspender belt”

I do wish you’d refrain from saying that sort of thing on this site.
You have no idea how it inflames one’s desires; or maybe you do!

Seems to light the fire in men of a certain era langy :wink:

Well……. all men really 8)

Barf buckets? fgs lets not start with them, that’s a whole new topic which I may cover later.
:wink:

Irony; you either get it or you don’t.

:D/ =D>

sharongooner,

Bout time you were where you belong.

Wrapped up in a warm bed?

wont be long langy :wink:

Reading those comments just make me stranger than I thought I was. lol I loved my childhood and prefer to dwell in the past. At least its outcome is known unlike the future He said reflectively.

well there u go langy thats life aint it?

Reading those comments just make me stranger than I thought I was. lol I loved my childhood and prefer to dwell in the past. At least its outcome is known unlike the future He said reflectively.

my childhood as nothing to do with my schooldays tho long. even tho school played a big part. i only rebelled when i hit 15 and thought…[Read more]

Ow£n,

“Lighthouse”? :roll: As in keep stay away from danger? :wink:

Not at all! A beacon of light, giving hope to those who see it. 8)

Ow£n,

“Lighthouse”? :roll: As in keep stay away from danger? :wink:

nahhhhhhhhhhh no tale to tell cant do it as good as u

That perfectly true we realise it’s a matter of time before we’re targeted but after offering $250,000 prize no ones managed it yet . The market share increased lately we got about 4/5% a 100% increase in 4 years. Still small pototoes I grant you roughly the same share as Mercedes have of the car market. :wink:

The prize will…[Read more]

I seem to remember Paul Gadd’s problems started when he took his PC into Pc World.
Unless you know different?

err, you can bet it was either a mac, or carried in under the cover of one :wink:

…she came in wearing her favourite paisley Mary Quant look a like, a bit like Cathy McGowan, but accessible.

:lol:

Morning Cath,

I have a couple options for you to consider:

http://www.practicalaction.org
This helps to provide a family with a ‘Donkey Plough’ suitable for a donkey to pull it efficiently.

http://www.christianaid.org.uk

‘How to recycle a Goat’ an interesting project which provides a family with loan for a goat, they have to milk from the…

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Cath

I’ll come back to you tomorrow with the details we do that sort of thing at work instead of giving corporate gifts to people who don’t need then

thank you lang xxx nanite im off to bed lol work tommorow xxx

Cath,

I’ll wait and see whether anybody else has problems opening the link before removing it. Sometimes, depending on the browser used you may have to copy and paste instead of clicking. It’s strange that it shows the motor bike on the title heading and not the text,
oh hum.

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My dearest Sharon,

Thank you for your kind felicitations I hope you enjoy the story. As is my wont I do sometimes go on and on as is the case here. A statement of fact and in no way an apology.

If you enjoy it and wish to read more I kindly direct you to another I posted for UGO’s attention; I haven’t received any feedback from…

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Sharon,

“Dribble on me” I dont think so.

Peeved,

I said Jason King he of Cottageing Fame

*hands Langy her wooden spoon*

:wink:

Me Lurkin!

Madam, you jest I have no need to lurk I stand proud,
well most mornings I do.

langstraat your siggy is freaky!!!! brrrrrrrr xxx

Me Lurkin!

Madam, you jest I have no need to lurk I stand proud,
well most mornings I do.

mayhap i shall pounce on u later then. 8)

sharongooner,

Father please forgive me for I cannot tell a lie. :shock:

It’s true I signed in with another name but when you have a dual personality it seemed unfair to deny my alta ego the delights of forum fun. Its difficult enough that he has to follow me round all day without suffering for my indiscretions. After all he…

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@PATS wrote:

@Langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Told ya dant i you sound like a bloke :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8)

Pinches pats nipples to make her talk a lil higher :twisted: :wink:

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@Langstraat wrote:

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

Told ya dant i you sound like a bloke :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8)

Pinches pats nipples to make her talk a lil higher :twisted: :wink:

Hey, don’t you dare concede to peer pressure, leave the tash on; its reminiscent of Jason King and guaranteed to tickle one’s fancy. 8)

twirls her tash and smirks at chess. :D :D

You’re my kind of bloke!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bloke?! BLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

@Langstraat wrote:

Difficult choice to make both candidates have merits, Catz haz a nice name and stylistic Avatar whilst Ruby has a name I don’t like (it brings back too many memories) and an Avatar reminiscent of a sign outside a bar where people of weak wrist muscles may frequent (not that thats a bad thing you understand). So,…

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@Langstraat wrote:

correctamondo

next

Jeremy Clarkson and Mrs Bucket

bill wyman?

Mary,

You lost me there. My reference to The Damned was a half hearted attempt to add to Alan’s postings about not being a fan of a swearing group. The only group I could think of with a swear word (damn) was ‘The Damned’ bit feeble I’m sure you’ll agree but it was late when I posted it. :roll:

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The Damned?

oh rite im think im with ya now, we have a choice of 5 for the Damned, Cpt Sensible, Oxymoron, West, Pinch and Vanian….!!

correctamondo

next

Jeremy Clarkson and Mrs Bucket

Another go?

LMAO, who the feck is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? :?: :?:

I’m sure you’ve all a tale to tell about this topic; let me tell you about my latest:

I’ve had some time off to help my daughter and boyfriend move into their first house. It’s an end Terrace almost 100 years old with high ceiling etc. I bought them a bedroom suite, they choose it from IKEA and although not to my taste they were…

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Suzy,

An alternative moral could be:

Operate within your capabilities. see the ref. “Bit off more than I could chew”

There are companies out there that will take a responsible attitude and understand that self assembly products will sometimes be beyond the scope of all users and accept that sometimes the end result will not…

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Mary,

Thought I recognised the Amsterdam Cannabis influence in the artwork,
a good use of: green, leaves and imagination. 8)

Guess who.

Is that one of those piccys where there are three people in it and you have to guess whose mouth, nose and eyes they belong to? the top is definately Her majesty, but Im stuck on the…[Read more]

Mary,

Thought I recognised the Amsterdam Cannabis influence in the artwork,
a good use of: green, leaves and imagination. 8)

Guess who.

of the pic of me sniffin the armpit is by BB… and my MJ siggy was specially designed by Tempo of FFortunedesigns… hope thats her site’s name lol ohh i like the pearls not many men can…[Read more]

Did I say something funny??
Each time I see that image I think of a warm matronly type of person he looks so approuchable.
I’m usually a good a judge of character, seldom wrong but not infallible at the same time if you get my drift.

It was a joke. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Betitstillgetsyougoingasitdoesme?
Somethingtodowiththeanimalscentthingiguess. :shock:

urs is freakyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :shock:

Wow Mary what a sensuous Avatar; just the sort of image I need at the end of a busy week only spoilt by the thought of why you would want to smell your armpit. :)

lol yeah especially after 3 days in Amsterdam lol that was designed by BB… and im sure she free hand drew them all….

I’m sure you’ve been called many things but your image suggests a gentle cuddly thing which is empathised by your “we care” signature

I,m sure PB has been called many many things in JC over the years..I,m not sure cuddly is one of them though lol. And beleive me, “he really does care”! :wink: :wink: :lol: (hides in her…[Read more]

“At last a friend” Langstraat joyfully exclaimed.

Pats,

You are defined by your good taste, you’re just the type I’d like in my lifeboat and that a fact.
8)

:shock: long as it aint a d.i.y. lifeboat! :wink:

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered…

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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered…

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