you bought a keyboard for your laptop?

your getting on my nerves now!

I am gonna buy a nice sleeping bag for it though… a nice pink one.

Barton seems a bit of a loose end, however on his day a great footballer

Denis Wise will be the next Manager if Keegan walks, which I think he will by the end of the season

keegan to stay and it will be wise “oot” the door :wink:

@Matty wrote:

Barton seems a bit of a loose end, however on his day a great footballer

Denis Wise will be the next Manager if Keegan walks, which I think he will by the end of the season

Heard it here first from the expert football pundit.

Thats rich coming from a man who though FC Twente might prove difficult for Arsenal. The…[Read more]

we are all full of cheap wine… appently in a year, we go to the toilet a whopping 1200 times

:lol:

Barton seems a bit of a loose end, however on his day a great footballer

Denis Wise will be the next Manager if Keegan walks, which I think he will by the end of the season

Heard it here first from the expert football pundit.

Aston Villa are a team on the up, I can see them challenging for the top 4 this year as a bit of a surprise package

I think recently too, they were the first prem team to field a team made up of british players only, i could be wrong though

You better be wrong young man YOU BETTER BE :evil:

great signing though, such an under rated plater

Well said that man. Keane is probably the most underated striker in the league. At least at Liverpool he will have players around him that will be able to support his talent.

you’ve got 8 weeks to find one before footy season starts

God i do love you

will you be me bit on the side till aug the 10th :twisted:

our libery got a telling of this week, some joker put a couple of naughty magazines in the childrens sections

lol was it you?? :-

My library is such a noisy place full of cheeky kids mucking about :roll: whatever happened to the good old days when you wernt allowed in with a bag o chips in y’hand? :shock: Times have changed.

thing with me and dreams team, i pick it, submit it, then forget all about it

cos you lose, thats why :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Murry will be another Henman, not ennough time is dedicated to sports in the UK.

he doesnae train and has never trained in UK Sian because theres nae monies put into tennis espeically scotttish players… monies all go to the south o the border…. he has been sponsered by scottish firms since he was…

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Chavs
Texting slang disagree
Big Brother disagree
Russell Brand disagree
Boy Racers
Slow Drivers
Taxi Drivers disagree
Un educated Bimbos
Rap Music
Graham Norton disagree
Reality Tv Shows disagree
Baseball Caps disagree
Fuel Tax
Car Tax

a match made in heaven 8)

you like to give it to a horse? in his mouth? hows that work?

tut :roll: i ride the horse keep up lol

@(f)politics? wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

but no.. i much prefer camping, a lot more fun

Didn’t know you were gay Matty. :lol:

:shock: he better not be i’ve booked a bus shelter for the night :lol:

i knew there was somthing I forgot to do last night

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

but no.. i much prefer camping, a lot more fun

Didn’t know you were gay Matty. :lol:

:shock: he better not be i’ve booked a bus shelter for the night :lol:

i knew there was somthing I forgot to do last night

@Matty wrote:

but no.. i much prefer camping, a lot more fun

Didn’t know you were gay Matty. :lol:

:shock: he better not be i’ve booked a bus shelter for the night :lol:

but no.. i much prefer camping, a lot more fun

Didn’t know you were gay Matty. :lol:

salt and pepper is a good name for them

no its not
its as dull as you on these boards

there is a whole forum to soaps, just click the linky

I dinny wanny clicky the linky…. just thorty we cuddy havey some fun with this!!! tuts lol

The Czech Republic and turkey draw the last game of the group

currently stands, same goal difference, scored and conceeded, same number of points, the result between them would be the same too

do we see a penalty shootout?

They wont draw.

whats he upto now, whats happening, you reckon my chips are ready yet..

he came back to get his dogs sorted out to take them over.

your chips are burnt… oh dear!

so where do you start measuring your thumb from

now u mention it matty u have a point … bet u was gonna measure it thats what made u think of that lol

so its a bit like sesema street?

noooooo lol its abt the relationship and lives of 3 meerkat groups

your mill?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mother in law Matty

however, the team are fined and deducted 130 points for building a wall between there goal posts and having 67 players on the field at the same time

Pete me old china i lubs ya lol god if only that would come true for me lol

Matty iv just laughed so hard i farted at the same time lol :twisted: :twisted:

none of the above, I tend to masturbate an awful lot instead

Nowt to do with me!! :shock: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

none of the above, I tend to masturbate an awful lot instead

You’ve taken the words out of sword’s mouth mate. :wink:

…. or even out of his trousers (on a web cam of course). :lol: :lol:

Stoke and Hull both up

teams like Fulham, Wigan and Bolton are celebrating the most right now

YOU HAVE A GOOD POINT

dave’s harmless, truth is, reckon he be happy for some peace and quiet for a night

you so know that :lol:

what am i meant to be doing on this thread, I thought peep show was poor last night to be honest, not as good as the first couple of shows

I actually thought it was very very funny. Not laugh out loud, but very witty. I had a smile on my face at all the lines.

i’m sorry, I just can’t feel your excitement, if you told me your mate had spent most of the last 10 years writing her own music and she got an invite to be on jools holland it may be a different story

I’ll be chuffed, but as she will be on an over rated pile of pish show, with people who work in mcdonolds, subway, burger king who…

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wish they would hurry up and get out of Manchester

Think you’re hoping against hope there

depends if your chairman is english or not

Sunderland have an Irish chairman… don’t get your point.

you too busy worrying about your footy team

As daft as this sounds i sat and sobbed last night :shock: i carnt believe we have gone though all this again

Yes its not over yet but we all no it is

after sat performance matty they deserve to go down to be honest But the fans dont deserve to watch the sh ite week after week love

But…[Read more]

thats nothing, should have read the messages you sent to me :shock:

Haha and heres me thinking we had a nice text chat while I got my taxi home lol :lol:

i don’t think they can give them the points back now… it will be unfair on other teams. it won’t happen

the best thing for everyone would leeds to get promoted via the plays offs

This should have been sorted months ago and not left till the last few games of the season. As for being unfair on other teams, what about being unfair to…[Read more]

6 points decuction is what i say

You will do any thing to try and get me down wont ya lol

[-( [-( [-( [-( Snot happening :cry:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Matty wrote:

you might sign paul dickov

or they might get beaten by the Villa. No surprise if that happens tho. 8)

I hate you both :cry:

Carnt see it being for bungs sullavan to tight lol

It’ll be for tax evasion.
Harry Redknapp always looks like a dodgy east end car salesman to me.
No offence Harry.

you might sign paul dickov

or they might get beaten by the Villa. No surprise if that happens tho. 8)

hello, its me, joey, how you doin?

where did the budgie come from

Priceles lol

sorry, can’t get to the phone right now, please leave a message

Matty it’s not an answering machine message I need mate.
It’s a proper voicemail that I want to send to my USA fanbase….

a camp site? try canal street in manchester

PML.. :lol:

most people on jc don’t have that problem, they all got those electronic shopping scooters

some of them are too small to reach the top shelf too. :cry:

@Matty wrote:

if we are bored, just wink, or did you mean wank?

It’s just a really good thread. :shock:

It’s like when you go to asda and you can’t fckn move .. all of a sudden you find an aisle that is empty and you can have a breather. This thread represents that aisle :wink:

never looked at it like that, I see what you mean now 8)

if we are bored, just wink, or did you mean wank?

It’s just a really good thread. :shock:

It’s like when you go to asda and you can’t fckn move .. all of a sudden you find an aisle that is empty and you can have a breather. This thread represents that aisle :wink:

i can get an italian passport for free, and less hassle too

make that 5 then :)

on second thoughts…. Ive seen your family…. I’ll stick to Brighton thanks :)

oh katie

did you just come? :shock:

we are just better …. < full stops

loser

they only let her do the cr ap teams :)

Ya only pi ssed off because your going to have to have a beating off mee in a few weeks when ya proved wrong and we stay upppppppppp

COME ON YOU BLUE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :twisted:

@Matty wrote:

so why the return?

erm :roll: well :roll: could be i managed to pick up anuther old comp lol :lol:
hows you matty? deffo long time no see…. xoxoxoxox
does bethy still come on here hun?

bethy turned out to be a bloke :(