@Mrs Clean wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

aye i assumed lesley was an old dyke at first..she seemed frantic for men !!! durty beatch !! and her aloofness towards them..Its ONLY a gameshow :)

my first lezza kiss nomination with be..( erm) charley the monkey lass and the half indian girl nicky..Chanelle will be that jealous she will grab the…

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We he looks like a prat too me

jealousy jealousy !!! [-X

I think you look fabulous, and slightly more like Ian Beale than the other’s but more manly than him :wink:

aye i assumed lesley was an old dyke at first..she seemed frantic for men !!! durty beatch !! and her aloofness towards them..Its ONLY a gameshow :)

my first lezza kiss nomination with be..( erm) charley the monkey lass and the half indian girl nicky..Chanelle will be that jealous she will grab the first baby spice look a like (…

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Luv Cleany xx mwaaaaaaaaahhhh

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Bunny wrote:

@Innocence wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

I wouldn’t object to a Harley Davison between my legs………………. :wink:

I agree, Mrs, something, big hard n throbbin tween me thighs sounds kinda sweet pml

Does that include a sexy hunky biker with it tho? Just asking !! mmmmmmmm *drools * :wink: :oops: :lol:…

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@Innocence wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

I wouldn’t object to a Harley Davison between my legs………………. :wink:

I agree, Mrs, something, big hard n throbbin tween me thighs sounds kinda sweet pml

Does that include a sexy hunky biker with it tho? Just asking !! mmmmmmmm *drools * :wink: :oops: :lol:

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

I wouldn’t object to a Harley Davison between my legs………………. :wink:

I agree, Mrs, something, big hard n throbbin tween me thighs sounds kinda sweet pml

I’m all hot and bovvered now Inno LOL :lol: :lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another good book, i’ve just finished reading it, it’s called “The Bible.” Lots of twists, and there’s an; “WHODUNNIT” section. :lol:

LMAOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol:

I ocassionally drink white wine

I mostly drink Evian………. boring but true :cry:

LMAO cleany hun! Hope they don’t reeeeeeeek! x x :lol:

Hermy they are LOUD AND SMELLY and people have to leave the room… One day I will be launched into space………………………………………………. LMAOOOO :lol: :lol:

Im not ashamed, I FART AND IM PROUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Coronation Street the best btw !!! :lol: :lol:

PMFSL Cleany hun! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where ya been anyway?

Hiya Hermy !!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!

I’ve been trying to stay out of trouble :wink: – Well, I was out and about enjoying the sunshine, but looks like that’s all over now :cry: – catch u in 40’s sometime xxxx

Tony Montana has found love on the site or so he says.

And before I pay out on a bet, I would like to find out who and why.

For those of you who do not know him, he still living at home at 40 with his mum and is still hoping to “pop his cherry” by his 50’s birthday.

But who with?

Anyone know?

Did you wake up to this…

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I don’t believe in marriage however if i did, i would not get married for money :)

awwwww cute little hedge……………!!!

*leaves out saucer of milk * !!

@Mrs Clean wrote:

I used to do a few Mary. I made £90 once, but what used to annoy me was as soon as we would pull up and open the boot, you would get people swooping like voulchers and I had a few things stolen like that. Also I was trying to sell a camera once, a good one, I had it priced at £5 and a woman offered me 10p, I…

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No – Go for it Mrs. Clean! Just think of it this way – You won’t regret it once it happens. :wink:

hey, I like your avatar………. quite appropriate :wink: !!!!!!!!

if you want to have another baby then go for it, cause the bottom line is ismple, its your life so do what you wanna do an tell the docs to get ready for more visits from the kinkd screaming babys hehehe

hehehe :wink:

@ROBBO wrote:

@Becky wrote:

HAHAHAHA it is funny make “comedy” moment of the year i think :roll: Sad little men.

Who was that pathetic stupid outburst towards? There are kids being born everyday…Awwwww to them all!…But anyway, congratulations, Tad, as Becky is getting a bit upset that not everyone is responding in the same…

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I had my wheely-bin stolen! :shock:

That happens alot doesn’t it…. I have 3 wheely bins and painted my house number on the side of my recycle one and it still managed to get replaced with someone elses…. not very bright the bin men here, but what they lack in brains they make up for in eye candy :wink: :wink:

Mrs. Clean..re your comment about my siggy pic..it IS actually taken from a portrait my husband painted for my birthday last year..the original shows me with my cats and my pet crow…

heheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Awwww no way is 36 too old to have another child Mrs!!! I mean, if you are unsure, I’ll even be the sperm donor! LOL :wink: :wink:

Hermy, Im not sure I want a child who is addicted to spam……………..!!!

And if it was a boy the first word you would teach him would be “chubble” !!!! :lol: :lol:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@James Belfast wrote:

If you need to ask the people in JC then the answer is – NO! You have clearly gone ga-ga and no longer have the mental capacity for bringing up children! Go get yourself sterilised before the state does it for you.

James, you’ve got all bitter and twisted, what’ s happened to you?…

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Oh dearie me Mrs. Clean..sense of fashion? Not if your ghastly, lurid signature is anything to go by.

OOh..and have you waited all this time to attempt a pop :?:

LMAOOOO @ you, lets hope your sig isn’t a real life portrait eh ? :lol: :lol:

nahhhhhh clean chubster mate size 20 ……….. but…

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Heaven – roast beef with yorkshire pudding & all the trimmings.

Hell – rice pudding, anchovies, prunes and gooseberries

mmmmmmmmmm agree with that, can’t beat a good sunday roast, luv it

Hell…… fast food like chicken nuggets or Macdonal’ds burger’s YUCK

Oh dearie me Mrs. Clean..sense of fashion? Not if your ghastly, lurid signature is anything to go by.

OOh..and have you waited all this time to attempt a pop :?:

LMAOOOO @ you, lets hope your sig isn’t a real life portrait eh ? :lol: :lol:

hi

whats the most stupid thing anyone has ever stolen from u? i once left my garage doors open and someone actually stole a broom fgs !!! i wouldnt mind but the broom was next to a £400 push bike lol

another one ? my husband,,,,and trust me he was stupid…. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:

xxx

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Cath.

The most stupid things I’ve ever had stolen?
a] an Afghan coat
b] mickey mouse watch
c] a rubber bat complete with fangs and flapping wings [don’t ask]

Actually..come to think of it…the common denominator was inebriation. Um..maybe they were more sort of misplaced kind of type thingy… :oops:…

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

@James Belfast wrote:

If you need to ask the people in JC then the answer is – NO! You have clearly gone ga-ga and no longer have the mental capacity for bringing up children! Go get yourself sterilised before the state does it for you.

James, you’ve got all bitter and twisted, what’ s happened to you?…

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if you want a baby mrs go for it hun my mum had twins when she was 42 .i dont see a problem with it . i wouldent have any more im wayyyyy to old plus i love my sleep to much :lol:

You’re never old Tuts !!! :lol:

Go for it Mrs Clean

As a special friend I will offer my services for conception xxxx

OMG !! :shock: :D

I shall do some soul searching !

If you need to ask the people in JC then the answer is – NO! You have clearly gone ga-ga and no longer have the mental capacity for bringing up children! Go get yourself sterilised before the state does it for you.

James, you’ve got all bitter and twisted, what’ s happened to you? :shock:

I personally dont see the prob..especially nowadays when mothers are having their FIRST babies at 36,and older.Its a purely personal thing based on folks health etc.And your other kids are just young yet,,its not like your going back to the sleepless nights etc.

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Nah not rocket science, just a simple surgery needed, errrr, stomach by-pass or don’t pass the junk food is easier. Ya think???? Do these people really know what they look like??? One never knows do one??? HEHE 8) I don’t think I want to know…..ahem! Many Thanks to a dear friend for my Lovely MALA piccy….she is a lovely…

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

I really find obese people quite offensive.

SEEMS A VERY INSULAR STATEMENT MRS,I TEND TOO JUDGE WHEN I MEET A PERSON AND NOT PIGEON HOLE PPL BECAUSE OF A PARTICULAR DIFFERENCE FROM ME.

Not really Lancs, obese people just make me wanna throw up, I can’t help the way I feel Im…

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

I really find obese people quite offensive.

SEEMS A VERY INSULAR STATEMENT MRS,I TEND TOO JUDGE WHEN I MEET A PERSON AND NOT PIGEON HOLE PPL BECAUSE OF A PARTICULAR DIFFERENCE FROM ME.

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Niece elboes and a car – whot more coold a growing :wink: man want?

PM me and i will gieve yuo my a dress and poot the kettel on :wink:

What colour dresses do you wear?

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Lexia Dis wrote:

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Lexia Dis wrote:

I lick Fateema and Helga :D :D

at the same time? you must have a long tonuge :wink:

Cum hear and i will like yuo with it :wink:

OH I say ! :oops:

Is that yuo in yuor avatur? Yuo have niece elboes – i cood French Connection UK yuo :D :D

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@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Lexia Dis wrote:

I lick Fateema and Helga :D :D

at the same time? you must have a long tonuge :wink:

Cum hear and i will like yuo with it :wink:

OH I say ! :oops: