This is mooosey’s wound … definitely NOT her gash …

It looks almost mouldy to me! I would have preferred a pic of it when it was fresh and oozing some liquid, but that’s just me.

Hope you recover soon mooosey.

LD xx

I heard Shergar turned up …

not sure about Lord Lucan though …

:D

lol

*checks under stairs for Lancy’s original avatar and smirks before locking door again ……

:lol:

never mind lancy…….school 2moro ;)

Man of the century

Agreed.

He represented the best of humanity and, in his desire to create a united South Africa, an acknowledgement that we are more alike than we are different.

Awwwww ty Netty :D

We’ll smother it in chocolate and then … well I wont say any more …. but we won’t need spoons :D

Nicey xx

omg

you’ve been naughty tinks :wink:

ok 8-[ who’s been talkin

What will the page boys (Moi and merry) be wearing? :D

too much

@Terry wrote:

@Nicey wrote:

She proposed to him last night in F3 …. everyone saw it
:D

So when do they actually meet for the first time?

On the wedding day of course! Doh!
:D

Silly me.

@Nicey wrote:

She proposed to him last night in F3 …. everyone saw it
:D

So when do they actually meet for the first time?

On the wedding day of course! Doh!
:D

@Nicey wrote:

speculum

…..

I googled that and this is the top link:

http://www.bondara.co.uk/medical-fetish-toys?gclid=CNf0u5GlrrICFaTJtAodAkwAAw

:shock:

TUT !!!
That’s what it’s called!!!

@Nicey wrote:

@anc wrote:

oooooooooo goodie – no cornetto’s!!! :lol: Bringing my dawg tho – just to warn ya – he’s only 27kg – gotta warn the gremlins orf somehow!

He can tow me, should some ‘nastie’ puncture my dinghy! All supplies are on board! :-k :lol:

Gets harpoon ready :D

Never put you down as a gremlin! :lol:

TUT…[Read more]

@anc wrote:

oooooooooo goodie – no cornetto’s!!! :lol: Bringing my dawg tho – just to warn ya – he’s only 27kg – gotta warn the gremlins orf somehow!

He can tow me, should some ‘nastie’ puncture my dinghy! All supplies are on board! :-k :lol:

Gets harpoon ready :D

Never put you down as a gremlin! :lol:

@Nicey wrote:

@anc wrote:

Now look here you – I have cycled for blinkin’ miles, in the wrong race at the wrong time, climbed a mountain, got slobbered by cornetto’s, and now you have friggin changed countries, without telling me? sheesh! – you saying I gotta get a passport now eh?! :wink: :lol:

and a visa :D xx

Nicey…

[Read more]

@anc wrote:

oi, you! leave my soggy back outta it! – stomps back down – there MUST be an ice-cream van here somewhere fgs!! :D

Whereabouts in France Nicey?! Actually that is a bit of a dumb question, seeing as I am soggy and sweltering at the bottom of your castle, with a mirage of a Mr Softie in front of me! (He’ll know who he is…

[Read more]

*sits in her Basque tower on the top of La Rhune, looking down at anc and smiling.
(should I tell anc all the cornettos have melted down her back???)

PS it was just tooooo hot on the beach …. even in the sea … we had to come back for a siesta :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Psst! Glad you are having a fabby time really Nicey x

@Nicey wrote:

@anc wrote:

That’s it now…………..donning a bicycle kit and going to join the Tour de France, a bit late, I agree, and cycle to Nicey’s – armed with cornetto’s to bribe her to give me the keyyyyyyyyyyyy! :lol:

I’m good thanks angel mwa mwa xxx

The key is well hidden anc … where no-one (man, woman or beast) would…

[Read more]

@anc wrote:

That’s it now…………..donning a bicycle kit and going to join the Tour de France, a bit late, I agree, and cycle to Nicey’s – armed with cornetto’s to bribe her to give me the keyyyyyyyyyyyy! :lol:

I’m good thanks angel mwa mwa xxx

The key is well hidden anc … where no-one (man, woman or beast) would dare to tread…

[Read more]

*gets ready to scoff all the cakes :-D
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

lolol xxxx

soooooo….you think I look horny???

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Nicey wrote:

Oi oi oi …. who are all these people on MY beanbag?!!!!!!!
Gerofffff!

Lol Nicey…. it features in the Off Topic Chat section… The last person to post on this thread is the best! Its quite famous your beanbag :D

And that just HAS to be a euphemism .. ?!! :D

Ha ha Su… no truly.. its a famous…[Read more]

@Nicey wrote:

Oi oi oi …. who are all these people on MY beanbag?!!!!!!!
Gerofffff!

Lol Nicey…. it features in the Off Topic Chat section… The last person to post on this thread is the best! Its quite famous your beanbag :D

And that just HAS to be a euphemism .. ?!! :D

Oi oi oi …. who are all these people on MY beanbag?!!!!!!!
Gerofffff!

Lol Nicey…. it features in the Off Topic Chat section… The last person to post on this thread is the best! Its quite famous your beanbag :D

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

:-

Awww what a lovely birthday photo of you Netty :D xx

Yes , except i didn’t realise my photo was being taken at the time .. but thought it would make you laugh – Good innit !

The Huntsman spider in Australia is massive …… once heard one jump to the floor from a table ….eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

I have already posted a reply to this … hmmmmm wonder where it went 8-[

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyy here ! Think about this then , you cruel , cruel woman you ! :cry:

Is it true that on average we all eat 8 spiders a year in our sleep?
Hehehehehe …
I reckon I eat far more than 8 … and they are full of calories lol

Noooooo !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@candidchris wrote:

Happy Birthday netty…..xxxx

knits netty a birthday cake :D

Oi Oi chris ….
I was first with the knitted cake if yer dont mind!!!!
[hehehe]

Never mind that- where did chris get the wool from ! ?? :shock: 8-[

I am marrying David Tennant soon … you are all invited :D :D :D

*refrains from making a comment as I don’t want the back of my legs smacked again!*

Plop! :lol:

Happy posting Nicey

Teapot

Plop! :lol:

Hello Nicey, Welcome to the boards and happy posting :lol:

(we really should have a welcome thread, these newbies pop up anywhere, keeping us on our toes)