Just Chat | pikey | Activity https://www.justchat.co.uk/members/pikey/activity/ Activity feed for pikey. Mon, 06 Apr 2026 14:58:20 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v=3.1.0 en-GB 30 hourly 2 5a727c447d460c632f1692b4945a0404 pikey replied to the topic Ban legal highs! I don't know why this stuff remains legal in the board Getting Serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/ban-legal-highs-i-dont-know-why-this-stuff-remains-legal/#post-497522 Wed, 30 May 2012 17:59:56 +0000 :lol: That is easily the funniest thing I’ve read all day. How’s the foot now, Tom?

]]> bc879bf59dc9ac08dbc311c182cc3b3d pikey replied to the topic Sermon on the Mount - is it all boll/ocks ? in the board Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/sermon-on-the-mount-is-it-all-bollocks/page/2/#post-478549 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:12:47 +0000 @toybulldog wrote:

If the ethics behind the sermon are absolute and unbending, and are agreed with across all faiths, does the past and current state of the world make it impossible to live up to them ?
Because even if we try, failure seems inevitable.

Which then leads to a schizophrenic (ie normal) way of living where everyone knows what is…

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]]> 249e9e9e4612cf8a62f848140b1acc26 pikey replied to the topic Bullfighting in the board Art, poetry, music and film https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/bullfighting/#post-470625 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:48:51 +0000 @panda12 wrote:

@best man wrote:

why you saying sorry pikey?

It’s referring to a “novel” written by Ernst Hemingway who was a very sad, sick individual.

I suggest Pikey opts to take the place of a bull in a “bullfight” and suffers the same death. I’d pay money to watch it and would even strap its body up to the back of my car and drag it out the…

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]]> cad24231489f840dadf8c50bfa7c8b1b pikey replied to the topic Bullfighting in the board The Locker Room https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/bullfighting-2/#post-470637 Thu, 11 Aug 2011 23:00:59 +0000 I think it’s both cultural and art. Neither of which necessarily make it ok.

I think its cultural significance is obvious and needs little explanation. Those cheeky Spaniards love it. It strikes me as art because it allows for form and an expression of humanity within that form.

As I mentioned, none of this necessarily makes it acceptable. I,…[Read more]

]]> fb0f72c7e0bb07a7eb86088f034e96ce pikey replied to the topic Bullfighting in the board Art, poetry, music and film https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/bullfighting/#post-470621 Thu, 11 Aug 2011 22:46:44 +0000 If there had been no bullfighting, there would have been no magisterial The Sun Also Rises. I’m not willing to make the trade. Lo siento, los toros.

]]> c26d2e8bb40f4817b6ee7cefb4655297 pikey replied to the topic How would you fill a MASSIVE hole in the ground ? in the board Off Topic Chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/how-would-you-fill-a-massive-hole-in-the-ground/page/3/#post-475200 Thu, 11 Aug 2011 22:40:12 +0000 @Nemesis wrote:

bunky?

bunky [buhn-kee]
adjective, bunk·i·er, bunk·i·est.
sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality: Bob Marley’s Spliff Tin! That chapette is marvellously bunky.

Related forms,
bunk·i·ly, adverb
bunk·i·ness, noun
un·bunk·y, adjective

1923, contraction from bunk-uppable, itself from bunk-up, the act of sharing a bed.

]]> 9f807a7d2b8f3fb5baf63f4489d1f714 pikey replied to the topic How would you fill a MASSIVE hole in the ground ? in the board Off Topic Chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/how-would-you-fill-a-massive-hole-in-the-ground/page/3/#post-475196 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 23:11:04 +0000 I would make a crystal pool filled with the tears of firmly spanked women that were wearing nothing but a niqab.*

*I should make it clear, in the interests of fatwah avoidance, that I have no requirement for these to be Muslim women. They would have to be reasonably bunky for it to work for me, though.

]]> 0d7b0e0e946edef05d8ecea5c4add7d7 pikey replied to the topic Riots and Social Networking Sites in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/riots-and-social-networking-sites/#post-475643 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 22:55:51 +0000 I am a bit alarmed by some of the sartorial crimes being committed in front of the world’s cameras but, that said, I’m reasonably heartened.

To be honest, I’d given today’s youth up as an indolent lot. I thought they’d been a’ glamoured by their faerie xboxes. Nice to know they’ve got a bit of derring do about them.

Babylon’s Burning

]]> cd141f04f7b36050ac09fbaeb7f25ffb pikey replied to the topic Welcome To Britain in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/welcome-to-britain/#post-473383 Wed, 20 Jul 2011 23:40:40 +0000 Do you think the Green movement is part of a conspiracy, Gaz?

I must say, I’ve always found them to be very well intentioned chaps and chapesses. Take these fine souls, for example.

]]> 43831d6990a9a4b218153dc1caf47aa8 pikey replied to the topic Good Vibrations in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/good-vibrations/#post-472117 Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:19:24 +0000 Wink

]]> 55b6f3557e293f730da092da03503b21 pikey replied to the topic News of the World Closing in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/news-of-the-world-closing/#post-472983 Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:16:40 +0000 There’s nothing for it. We’re just going to have to stop buying the rags. Call shame on anyone you see reading a tabloid. Do it for your country.

]]> c69900a831a275622f67f7568ba58be6 pikey replied to the topic Time to lift language filters on JC? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/time-to-lift-language-filters-on-jc/page/3/#post-470268 Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:13:39 +0000 Thought so.

]]> e0b2cbafc07219859080bfca59cfc42e pikey replied to the topic Time to lift language filters on JC? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/time-to-lift-language-filters-on-jc/page/3/#post-470267 Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:13:23 +0000 Cunt.

]]> 55d3d90097ee40dec9098ca7f0812efc pikey replied to the topic Time to lift language filters on JC? in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/time-to-lift-language-filters-on-jc/page/3/#post-470266 Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:12:02 +0000 I thought it was cunt.

]]> 4fb922395819ffb7676b4a0569db340e pikey replied to the topic Dream interpretation in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/dream-interpretation-2/#post-470597 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:21:56 +0000 I dreamed I stood part of a great writhing mass of the scared and credulous. Before us lay a great marble staircase pulsing blue in the moonlight. A prophet stood on the stairs and told us he too was afraid. We were right to be afraid. He saw a time of death and darkness upon us.

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]]> 010b1577d2f0dc3f6cfedf5e7ddd1cbd pikey replied to the topic William Rodriguez ~ What the janitor knows in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/william-rodriguez-what-the-janitor-knows/page/9/#post-471120 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:01:46 +0000 What I’ve never understood about the conspiracy theories surrounding the revolting acts of September 11th is why an evil mastermind would arrange for aircraft to fly into buildings that he* intended to bring down with bombs. Why not just bomb it and blame the jihadists? Why add the extra layer? It’s not as if the catastrophic bombing of the WTC…[Read more]

]]> 378a2a4597e330fc6429d31b5d05288d pikey replied to the topic Do Immigrant Criminals Deserve Human Rights in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/do-immigrant-criminals-deserve-human-rights/#post-471708 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 22:44:24 +0000 It is illegal, you fruitcake.

]]> a6b6e27d567bc94b6ad32982be3e6156 pikey replied to the topic anybody ever got bit by a dog in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/anybody-ever-got-bit-by-a-dog/#post-461800 Sat, 07 May 2011 00:50:01 +0000 Still, it’s only cunts. No need to be exercised, old boy.

]]> aa9460b882ed45327fe689c34ada1cfe pikey replied to the topic Give The Young a Chance in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/give-the-young-a-chance/page/4/#post-461041 Sat, 07 May 2011 00:46:19 +0000 Mr Tull. Peace Be Upon Him And His Most Sacred Spliff Tin.

]]> acf9f884de1ea645a27aabc2f47457a6 pikey replied to the topic Give The Young a Chance in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/give-the-young-a-chance/page/3/#post-461040 Sat, 07 May 2011 00:44:05 +0000 Nonsense. Jobs are rubbish anyway. These young adults should be taught to be noble warrior poets – for the sake of their humanity – not CV pushing corporate whores who could out scum a The Apprentice candidate.

They should be out drinking, singing lusty songs, dancing, fornicating and taking drugs. Preferably with me. Skating Away On The Thin Ice…[Read more]

]]> a6bd4b2aa415cb7541c61c17e026cbc7 pikey replied to the topic Japan . . . Earthquake . . . Tsunami . . . Radiation . . . in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/japan-earthquake-tsunami-radiation/page/2/#post-461749 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 23:42:51 +0000 Manners are the signe évident of a healthy society. The people of the rising sun should be very proud of themselves.

We should guard what’s left of our manners jealously. We might need them again.

]]> 380f757d20824876a3961994a4228e4d pikey replied to the topic Timberrrrrrrrrrr in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/timberrrrrrrrrrr/page/5/#post-461207 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 23:34:32 +0000 I think, if you two get together, you should join the swinger’s scene. A bit of debauchery does wonders for a relationship.

]]> 2cce467126ddc8cdb07c09668c0c6a16 pikey replied to the topic A step too far? in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-step-too-far/#post-462076 Thu, 31 Mar 2011 23:32:38 +0000 I’ve seen my little girls act breast-feeding out with their dolls. I didn’t see the need to chastise them for it or call for them to stop. After all, they’d seen their mother feeding their little brother and this kind of play, dolls and prams and what have you, is all about mimicking and preparation, I reckon. You wouldn’t want them to get the…[Read more]

]]> 8084b6bb177e8359b2aabe9e6af34536 pikey replied to the topic stillborn-baby-chilled in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/stillborn-baby-chilled/page/2/#post-461421 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 01:56:58 +0000 How do you reconcile dying when you’re meant to with having free-will? Take what you said about ‘nothing you can do about it’: surely, with the exercise of free will I could strive to effect the time and manner of my passing. Otherwise, I’m not really exercising will at all. I’m just a swimmer caught in a current.

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]]> 2d8142a9de5e3fba9526100cdaa9e390 pikey replied to the topic Resonant Lyrics in the board Art, poetry, music and film https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/resonant-lyrics/page/125/#post-140180 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:27:54 +0000 I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe.
But today, if you think that I don’t know about depression and emotional pain,
You’re insane, or you’re a fool who hasn’t paid attention to a word that I say.
In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
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]]> 160ef0434f33869ef4b06dc0ab8747a9 pikey replied to the topic stillborn-baby-chilled in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/stillborn-baby-chilled/#post-461419 Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:16:36 +0000 ‘What is meant to be will be’ is an interesting Calvanistic thought. Taking it as a given, wouldn’t it mean that people weren’t responsible for their actions? Wouldn’t it imply that the most evil of men and women were just victims of fate?

]]> cb267ec94fcd069dea49b837089630d7 pikey replied to the topic Patriotism in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/patriotism/page/2/#post-461383 Thu, 03 Mar 2011 07:50:11 +0000 Ruby, you engaged with my post, not the other way around. Easy, eh?

]]> d03a893f7d1c5819c9554d3f6ae62203 pikey replied to the topic Patriotism in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/patriotism/#post-461381 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:58:01 +0000 Does that equal patriotism? Are any of those things defined by arbitrary lines on maps? I’m not so sure.

We all know there’s a line with patriotism where it turns nasty. Patriotic is how the BNP think of themselves. It’s how the Nazis thought of themselves.

It’s all about pride. Apart from that in of itself being a sin, how can we be proud of a…[Read more]

]]> 2f3e1d0d5ace9a72ee56850ed0e31b9a pikey replied to the topic Uprising in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/uprising/page/2/#post-461353 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:47:06 +0000 Three Days of the Condor

]]> a07914b94da49012c02e0c8db0c12ac3 pikey replied to the topic Patriotism in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/patriotism/#post-461379 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 00:31:47 +0000 I think patriotism is a curse on mankind. Like the idea of race, the nation state is a three or four hundred year old con job.

One nation, one people, one tribe. Debout, les damnés de la terre.

]]> bac9f216f4ba8fb1f0ac2f1c776883a3 pikey replied to the topic Give The Young a Chance in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/give-the-young-a-chance/#post-461016 Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:51:48 +0000 Quite true! He’s gone and cornered the old market, though. All I can say is thank Bob Marley’s Spliff Tin for Uncles and their allowances. Manna.

]]> d003f69a97aeb000443ea34a490dadd6 pikey replied to the topic The far-left getting desperate for my attention in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-far-left-getting-desperate-for-my-attention/#post-460788 Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:48:18 +0000 I think you should abandon yourself, Tom. You’ll be fine. A chap who’s dallied with libertinism and fascism in his younger years and then written it all off is usually very well liked in society.

As an aside, I’ve noticed a nasty edge I can’t hold with. Paedophiles are people that want to rape young children. Even if the worst of the accusations…[Read more]

]]> dd6e42da3c4fcb2a7a24ebfa55caf230 pikey replied to the topic The Defence ? in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-defence/#post-460826 Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:14:05 +0000 Dear children of Abraham.

]]> 79279368d463837140487f76380c47e9 pikey replied to the topic Give The Young a Chance in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/give-the-young-a-chance/#post-461014 Sat, 12 Feb 2011 23:56:19 +0000 Blimey. It’s like an episode of The Apprentice. I had a job once. A vain experiment designed to instill the suffering of the martyred proletariat into my soul. I can’t say I cared for it very much. I find myself unsuited to the whole shebang.

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]]> 4d4b9e127a87c5f99d767200278e7e3d pikey replied to the topic Vetting and Barring scheme scrapped and CRB checks reduced? in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/vetting-and-barring-scheme-scrapped-and-crb-checks-reduced/#post-460855 Sat, 12 Feb 2011 23:17:46 +0000 I’d go straight to the blighters that run the business. For volunteers, I believe it is indeed free.

]]> a5077e5ed0246021894a68d7dc8e87d2 pikey replied to the topic Quit the BNP in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/quit-the-bnp/#post-460229 Sat, 29 Jan 2011 10:57:37 +0000 Found your own party, Tom. That way, you are sure of the perfect blend. Also, as charismatic leader, you’ll be able to attract groupies anxious to serve your whims.

]]> b8bcf6ac9e01d4368db62f663bfecf58 pikey replied to the topic LSD in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/lsd/page/3/#post-459654 Sat, 29 Jan 2011 10:53:44 +0000 How refreshing. Who wants to come to the JC Electric Kool Aid Acid Meet?

]]> 653bb539de223a8ff5bcfefe76cfb170 pikey replied to the topic Famous ppl you would like to snog? in the board Off Topic Chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/famous-ppl-you-would-like-to-snog/page/2/#post-449832 Sat, 29 Jan 2011 10:52:02 +0000 @GAZLAN wrote:

Good old Joan Collins, i would have more than snogged her. JC has deffo got certain attributes. :P

I remember you claiming anal sex was wrong because ‘it is a natural system…….the anal orifice is also a natural way for disposing of waste……..how on this earth any natural minded person can equate the anus with sexual…[Read more]

]]> 2c548dd2d45408eff27281605c2820bc pikey replied to the topic LSD in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/lsd/page/2/#post-459642 Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:13:43 +0000 So, would you count your experiences with acid as positive, Ruby?

]]> e086a22ea5162c78596b91a55e362b9e pikey replied to the topic Hi guys...it's been awhile in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hi-guys-its-been-awhile/#post-459685 Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:12:07 +0000 Helô na, Beeks.

]]> 23f615883296ab699e9f1c6632b90065 pikey replied to the topic LSD in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/lsd/page/2/#post-459640 Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:03:37 +0000 What kind of disco was it?

]]> 26d3b634e5e83a91a9522078a5b6b2df pikey replied to the topic LSD in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/lsd/page/2/#post-459638 Sat, 22 Jan 2011 00:48:35 +0000 I must have been taking that non alcoholism curing acid. I knew dealers couldn’t be trusted. In fact, I’m sure I’ve seen something similar in TJ Hooker. Although, that said, getting pissed while tripping has never struck me as the thing to do. I think the acid would cut through the drukenness and then you’d get a hangover after everything was…[Read more]

]]> 78f323b5730a331ab16208fc682a3144 pikey replied to the topic A knighthood... in the board Off topic chat https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-knighthood/page/2/#post-457541 Sat, 08 Jan 2011 00:07:01 +0000 Oh no. Now everyone thinks that I watch telly every Saturday night. My life is ruined.

Didn’t he do well?

]]> a931d2622a276db636e846ece967a347 pikey replied to the topic Elton John's baby in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/elton-johns-baby/#post-458125 Sun, 02 Jan 2011 01:45:42 +0000 No, Gaz, you’re getting confused. Good Old Fashioned Loving Deviants was Queen. Elton John was Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting.

]]> 5153969abf05088dbd7762364bca43c1 pikey replied to the topic Reverence in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/reverence/#post-457739 Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:21:52 +0000 I think I’m arguing for an expanded Church of England, The Temple Of Britain, that admits and nourishes any spiritually minded entrant willing to be the subject of a Just Temporal Majesty. Their councils would elect members to the House of Lords.

]]> f74e57306b88c89208ae0f938b87e059 pikey replied to the topic Reverence in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/reverence/#post-457737 Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:57:00 +0000 As the devil’s advocate, religion’s ridiculous, isn’t it? Why would you respect that sort of obvious nonsense or those that believe it? Why do these loons deserve special respect? Surely, we’d be better off with the rule that people can believe in what they want but that nobody has the right not to expect the piss ripped out of their madcap ideas.

]]> 2bdda8cdcf2797bbe2f6f0ca05702701 pikey replied to the topic ~Only Breath~ Rumi. in the board Art, poetry, music and film https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/only-breath-rumi/#post-455527 Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:31:48 +0000 It all makes me want to smoke some DMT. Not the punk, though. Punk makes me uncomfortable and agitated. A very worthy artistic achievement, I’m sure, but easily accomplished, when in the mood, by having some staff scrape their nails on a blackboard and torture a badger.

I’m the abominal bambino of Thompson and Clarkson and I’m here all week.

]]> 9202eb91e949878ad589c5a507a3aa8c pikey replied to the topic Heroes in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/heroes/page/32/#post-456932 Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:16:35 +0000 Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. As a wise chap with a holy spliff tin once said. If you’re seeing cages everywhere, it may be that they are of your own construction.

Don’t you dare to deny the Power of Bob or I’ll be forced to issue the first Rastafarian Fatwah.

]]> 302994788447cada5d1d4fc477e8385f pikey replied to the topic Heroes in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/heroes/page/22/#post-456833 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:15:15 +0000 This needs picking apart, I think. What a queer bundle.

@GAZLAN wrote:

My natural rights as i see them, to live in this country i was born into where-ever i want on vacant land. My natural right to build a home from whatever natural materials i so choose. My natural right to use the plants, trees and all things natural as i see fit and proper. My…

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]]> c61652246d3ea6fbfb0f53bfb0d0d2b2 pikey replied to the topic Heroes in the board Getting serious https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/heroes/page/22/#post-456830 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 02:20:15 +0000 They didn’t just fight in wars to protect their freedoms and democracy, they fought to gain their freedom and democracy. A tradition that stretches all the way back through the Tolpuddle Martyrs to Jack Cade and Wat Tyler.

What exactly do you consider to be the natural birth rights that are denied to you?

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