:lol: That is easily the funniest thing I’ve read all day. How’s the foot now, Tom?

Not too funny to me, mate! :lol:

Generally, it’s fine. It’s just paralyzed :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

If the ethics behind the sermon are absolute and unbending, and are agreed with across all faiths, does the past and current state of the world make it impossible to live up to them ?
Because even if we try, failure seems inevitable.

Which then leads to a schizophrenic (ie normal) way of living where everyone knows…

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I would make a crystal pool filled with the tears of firmly spanked women that were wearing nothing but a niqab.*

*I should make it clear, in the interests of fatwah avoidance, that I have no requirement for these to be Muslim women. They would have to be reasonably bunky for it to work for me, though.

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I dreamed I stood part of a great writhing mass of the scared and credulous. Before us lay a great marble staircase pulsing blue in the moonlight. A prophet stood on the stairs and told us he too was afraid. We were right to be afraid. He saw a time of death and darkness upon us.

It was our own fault. We deserved it. We were ignoble…

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Blimey. It’s like an episode of The Apprentice. I had a job once. A vain experiment designed to instill the suffering of the martyred proletariat into my soul. I can’t say I cared for it very much. I find myself unsuited to the whole shebang.

I hope, come the revolution, that there will be a special place in the nation’s heart for…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Good old Joan Collins, i would have more than snogged her. JC has deffo got certain attributes. :P

I remember you claiming anal sex was wrong because ‘it is a natural system…….the anal orifice is also a natural way for disposing of waste……..how on this earth any natural minded person can equate the anus with…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Good old Joan Collins, i would have more than snogged her. JC has deffo got certain attributes. :P

I remember you claiming anal sex was wrong because ‘it is a natural system…….the anal orifice is also a natural way for disposing of waste……..how on this earth any natural minded person can equate the anus with…

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@Tom wrote:

@pikey wrote:

I say, reading back, that Panda woman’s a bit unpleasant, eh? Seems to have her default setting on ‘drug dealer’s, Daily Mail reading pit-bull’. Frightful. I do hope she doesn’t try and engage in conversation. It’s all rather common.

I reckon she fancies you myself, Pikester. She’s hiding her true passion for…

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I say, reading back, that Panda woman’s a bit unpleasant, eh? Seems to have her default setting on ‘drug dealer’s, Daily Mail reading pit-bull’. Frightful. I do hope she doesn’t try and engage in conversation. It’s all rather common.

I reckon she fancies you myself, Pikester. She’s hiding her true passion for you behind a façade of abuse.

I say, reading back, that Panda woman’s a bit unpleasant, eh? Seems to have her default setting on ‘drug dealer’s, Daily Mail reading pit-bull’. Frightful. I do hope she doesn’t try and engage in conversation. It’s all rather common.

Being unpleasant is not the worst of my traits, Pikey.

The Republic of the United Kingdom? Nice one.

You people need to get something straight. You seem to think that all the facets of this business, the wheres and how should bes, are something to do with you. You seem to be labouring under the misapprehension that you are citizens, that you are as important as the next person. This is…

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I’ve noticed that the media spotlight has been turned on the Persians and I too suspect that may be because military action is being considered by the allies of Britain.

However, that notwithstanding, evil like the stoning of slags, and some of my fondest acquaintances are slags, should not be ignored or accepted.

hahaha!!

A…

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@pikey wrote:

Teachers certainly do coach for success at exams. Like I say, I don’t blame them. I’ve had many a friend tell me stories of how the grapevine communicating the ‘flavour’ of the upcoming tests works. The brighter kids go in to tests having a fail-safe selection of essay answers ‘rote’ learnt.

Yes it’s called past papers…

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I’m sorry, Minim. I didn’t mean my reply to be a criticism of your ambition to study. I think that would be a fine endeavour. I was just airing my philosophical ideas about the whole thread, rather than your post.

I tend to think that when you diagnose, say, depression, you are actually labelling something in the same way you would,…

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I’ll bet that’s a nasty bite. You should be ashamed, Pete. She seems just like anyone’s mum.

:shock:

To be honest, Nemesis, I watched Gaz take quite a few digs just because people didn’t like his viewpoint before he responded in kind. I don’t say it often, but I agree with Cas. Leave him alone if you think he’s just being self-evidently silly. If you decide to be nasty, though, don’t start whining if you get some back.

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@pikey wrote:

With regards to my old Tim chum’s original missive, I wouldn’t say that involving a conspiracy automatically invalidates any particular theory. After all, conspiracies have indeed happened. I believe, for example, that the United States engineered the Spanish-American War by arranging to have one of her own…

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It’s not my intention to dampen anyone’s righteous indignation at tragedies of this kind and, of course, one case is one too many, but it should be remembered, I think, that the country is actually making good progress with this sort of thing: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8497277.stm

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You lot should try hoovering.

I haven’t got any carpets :lol:

Who did it remind you of? Who is this evil person you’ve met? Is it Floella Benjamin?

thats the one…………*shudders*

Metallica were rubbish. Mind you, they’ve been shit for a good twenty years now. Wankers.

They aint my cuppa tea either, but I will always give a fellow lover of music a nudge if their band is on the box as we all appreciate the sound.

@Baldy wrote:

…an attitude of shocking self-centredness and self-entitlement that places import on technological trivialities over human relationships. This, in turn, diminishes our society.

@Baldy wrote:

…most of us wish to do some good.

Which is it to be? It seem difficult to have it both ways. I don’t think modern consumerist…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@pikey wrote:

The Moon Song

quality. 8) Im having withdrawel symptoms, there arent even any repeat showings to keep me going.

I’m such a saddo that I play this game..it’s rather mesmerising actually..

THE MIGHTY BOOSH

how much good fun is that! :lol:

@pikey wrote:

The Moon Song

quality. 8) Im having withdrawel symptoms, there arent even any repeat showings to keep me going.

I’m such a saddo that I play this game..it’s rather mesmerising actually..

THE MIGHTY BOOSH

I’d say a fair proportion of his posts are argumentative and nasty. Pete and his sickly clique seem to operate under the one rule for themselves and apply another for everyone else.

I agree.

and shaz i cant believe you apologised just cos the ‘ard knock Esme got all scary last night and threatened to kick your butt :lol:

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What a lot of old rot. People are not existentially bankrupt because they can use their phone as a Walkman.

And I’m not reaching out to you, either, Baldy.

For a so called intelligent man Pikey you just dont get it sometimes do you? They are not saying that people are bankrupt because of phones fgs……..

Esmeralda. No, sorry, George Best. Pints are fine.

Pikey,

What a low-life scumbag you keep proving yourself to be.
You don’t have a very high opinion of Esmeralda.
That’s obvious.

Only someone with a mind as sick as yours could have posted that. :roll:

That’s very true, Pats. Nothing more boring than other peoples’ drug stories. Especially ex-smokers who go on and on about how they gave up smoking and how hard it was and how much they still want a smoke and how it’ll live with them for the rest of their lives and that. Mardy pillocks.

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You’re not reasoning, Pete. The only difference between you and George Best, apart from him being handsome and talented, is you happen not to be alcoholic. Dumb luck. He deserved sympathy.

i dont drink as much as him cause i choose not to hows that dumb luck and you’re name calling means you’ve already lost the argument :wink:

What’s rich and famous got to do with it? Are you of the understanding that alcoholism only effects the top earners of the country?

Alcoholism hits anyone
it creeps up on you and bites you on the bum
but ive said all this

I open my ears to everyones point of view
allways have
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Don’t drink it, Sunny. You’re bound to end up like George Best.

What tallented rich and famous and shagging all the women …………………….. Sounds good to me il have a couple of pints then lol :wink:

Inherent danger alone, then, is not always a reason not to do things. Life would be boring. Especially if we can show what might be an occasional obvious benefit arising from said activities.

I bet you’d head back in a time machine to Victorian Holland and say, ‘Don’t paint, Mr Van Gogh! You’ll go mental and cut your ear off. Remember what I say! I can’t stay, I’ve got to go and tell Hendrix not to take any acid.’

id say do what the fuck you like just dont expect me to have any sympathy for you :P

@Pete wrote:

I must copy and paste that to Leah Betts parents

Why? Are you going to ring Ayrton Senna’s family up and tell them driving fast is a stupid thing to do as well?

not for $15000000 a yr its not

Who’s that HoneyBee chapette, anyway? I hope it’s one of those honey trap thingies.

‘Yes, madam. We at Sellek International Private Investigators did manage to arrange the covert operation you were interested in. However, not only did your significant other take the bait and engage the agent in, shall we say, extra curricular…

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@Pete wrote:

Keith Moon

At least he went out blazing. At least his short life was spent living. I’d rather that than spend my puff not doing things out of fear, cowering away and feeling safe like some shell of a human being. Lesser human beings? How can not experiencing something make you more? Riddle me that. I’m supposed to be…

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Drugs are great. Anyone who doesn’t agree is a mardy pranny.

:lol: You still bang at it? 8)

I now work with people that abuse drugs and alcohol, I see some pitiful states, I can’t help feeling for them as people, I used to be an addict, I am not shameful, it was part of my life, I cleaned up my act eventually, I have been…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Talk of Killing Joke has put me in mind of Martin Glover aka Youth, who I consider one of Britain’s best ever musicians and, not least, producer of Yazz’s greatest hit Fine Time.

fu/ck me the arsewipe’s still here. just play the fu/ckin song man without the pretentious shi/te.

Yazz.

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Talk of Killing Joke has put me in mind of Martin Glover aka Youth, who I consider one of Britain’s best ever musicians and, not least, producer of Yazz’s greatest hit Fine Time.

fu/ck me the arsewipe’s still here. just play the fu/ckin song man without the pretentious shi/te.

Blank horiday weekends, eh? Fliday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Or, as a good fiend of mince once argued, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

will that do ya :lol:

Do excuse me. I didn’t mean to leave the conversation so suddenly. It’s just I began to think about Dan Brown’s books and the horror overwhelmed me to the point of sudden unconsciousness.

To misquote the Boosh, my problem with him is what every right thinking person’s problem with him is: He is a bullshit muncher. Ridiculous plots…

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Why wouldn’t you be able to buy an Advent calendar in a Muslim country?

I dunno

But before you tell me the punch line… you got any papers?

I actually think there may be something to all of this.

Oh, wait a minute. No. No I don’t.

Hello Pikey you ole rogue xx

Very drole.

Who got a PM? Who was it from?

Pikey desperate for some gossip.

It is a personality flaw of mine, Runway, old girl.

Bit of an extreme response from that Kezef character, though. A very accurate description for such a new poster, as well, if I might say so. Who is it pretending not to be?

Less of the old, you!

I agree anyone under 1000 posts are not eligible to post insults! 8)

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It is a personality flaw of mine, Runway, old girl.

Bit of an extreme response from that Kezef character, though. A very accurate description for such a new poster, as well, if I might say so. Who is it pretending not to be?

well that would be like looking for a needle in a haystack these days, take your pick of many :wink:

Curse of the Leprechaun

:lol: :lol:

I can well believe it!

Those Kerrymen are a curse.. when you can understand them that is :roll:

Kerry Accent

:?

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@Sword wrote:

It was only a matter of time…

And like sheep they flock…

ewww

No, (f), it’s spelt ewe.

lol thank you pikey ur quite right! but stop quoting like i have just done bloody pic literally

double ewwwwwww

I beg your pardon? When Brum have won as much as Derby, have a ground as big as Derby’s and match the crowds Derby get you can start taking the mick about which is the big or little club. Until then, I suggest you concentrate on helping your little club catch up.

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I beg your pardon? When Brum have won as much as Derby, have a ground as big as Derby’s and match the crowds Derby get you can start taking the mick about which is the big or little club. Until then, I suggest you concentrate on helping your little club catch up.

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