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@melody wrote:
or…. fill it with with fake snow and let ppl sledge down the sides… you would need a lift in the middle to bring ppl back out
you becoming my hero now. I’ve just ripped down that poster of Elvis’ Granny…..
Surely, when faced with a gigantic hole to fill there is only one solution…………..
….First, you need to find a giant…..WHY NOT LET THE HOLE BE ?
It’s not hurting anybody so don’t fill it in. Leave it as a place of serenity, and balance, and peace.
Or fill it with nuclear waste.
@pikey wrote:
I would make a crystal pool filled with the tears of firmly spanked women that were wearing nothing but a niqab.*
*I should make it clear, in the interests of fatwah avoidance, that I have no requirement for these to be Muslim women. They would have to be reasonably bunky for it to work for me, though.
liking this one, even if I knew what ‘bunky’ meant.
But surely the natural enemy of the whole is the pile ?Yes.
We must locate a massive pile and allow them to do battle.@tinks wrote:
@tom wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.
What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?
Land fill and car park have already been suggested.
:-k :-k :-k
Buy some lead, titanium, a ventilation & air filtration system, some canned food, a comfortable bed, bottles of whisky and wine or other alcoholic beverages that only get better aged and you have yourself a nuclear bunker. :)
awwww :( i thought that when i first read the thread…….wish i’d posted it now :(
Or we could buy more land.
Then fill in the hole from the land we’ve just bought !
@toybulldog wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@tom wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.
What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?
Land fill and car park have already been suggested.
:-k :-k :-k
Buy some lead, titanium, a ventilation & air filtration system, some canned food, a comfortable bed, bottles of whisky and wine or other alcoholic beverages that only get better aged and you have yourself a nuclear bunker. :)
awwww :( i thought that when i first read the thread…….wish i’d posted it now :(
Or we could buy more land.
Then fill in the hole from the land we’ve just bought !
So how you going to fill that hole then?
@nemesis wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@tom wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.
What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?
Land fill and car park have already been suggested.
:-k :-k :-k
Buy some lead, titanium, a ventilation & air filtration system, some canned food, a comfortable bed, bottles of whisky and wine or other alcoholic beverages that only get better aged and you have yourself a nuclear bunker. :)
awwww :( i thought that when i first read the thread…….wish i’d posted it now :(
Or we could buy more land.
Then fill in the hole from the land we’ve just bought !
So how you going to fill that hole then?
I was being ironic.
Only an idiot would question irony.And that’s when you turned up.
Landfill it then plant trees on top.
Fill it with perverts and the two bastards that ran that little girl over in China and pour honey over them and then fill it with wasps.
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