Went down the town
To a HM club
The sign had a cross
Through a couple well-dressed
They looked at my coat
They looked at my hair
An Easy Rider coot
Grabbed the edge of my coat
Said: ‘You’re too smart for here’
I said: ‘I’ll see the manager’

He was the…[Read more]

Each drizzly dawn and subsequent sunset add one new perspective that you can’t possibly have imagined at the actual time of loss. Maybe in other solar systems but certainly not in this one.

For this we then feel an added guilt, that we are in some way being disrespectful to the departed, by the simple matter of getting on with…[Read more]

Every Post Ever Made was an attempt to claim the MHG, I’ve read a billion posts of self-serving shyte such as yours, but I want more; and forgive me JL but some of us don’t play by such antiquated rules, and look forward to the 22nd Century where grovelling in the moral low ground is…[Read more]

Or not.

Or not.

Is this the new game in the forum three chat room?

This afternoon Helen has been having a private chat with someone in the room who has not said a single word in the room during that time, but has been gagged three times during that period. At the same time there was a debate going on about migrant workers and various points of…

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But JC was a godsend to someone like him anyway. He found Love, and Friends and Good Companionship during his very short time on this planet.

Go stick that on your site reviews.

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I treated it like a winning lottery ticket, so went straight out and got into drunken fights with total strangers who made no sense at all.

It was very similar to actually logging on.

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I treated it like a winning lottery ticket, so went straight out and got into drunken fights with total strangers who made no sense at all.

It was very similar to actually logging on.

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But JC was a godsend to someone like him anyway. He found Love, and Friends and Good Companionship during his very short time on this planet.

Go stick that on your site reviews.

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Last year Brenda Blethyn filmed a scene right outside our house that featured on ITV the other Sunday , a programme called ‘Vera’ about a north east detective.

We gave her a glass of water, and chatted and that, and she was…[Read more]

Last year Brenda Blethyn filmed a scene right outside our house that featured on ITV the other Sunday , a programme called ‘Vera’ about a north east detective.

We gave her a glass of water, and chatted and that, and she was…[Read more]

The best are always attended by extreme dates and weather conditions when they depart. It’s like the earth itself rages at their departing.
I’ve noticed this before as a sign that I will make much more sense of when I too am gone.

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But hey it’s Irving Welsh and you only live once. How much better would his stories be though if set in Glasgow ?

But hey it’s Irving Welsh and you only live once. How much better would his stories be though if set in Glasgow ?

Loved ‘ No Country’ . . . . . . especially the ending that kinda went nowhere and felt real to my very bones, and would watch Torturro hanging up his own washing.

The biggest issue I have with JC is the regular trolls/idiots and their sole aim appears to be to puncture any harmony in the room and they use it as a platform for their own nasty brand of hate

O M G you’re so wrong !!

The Best Place in the Whole World Ever is kicking-out time on friday nights + 30 MINS for the kebab to…[Read more]

there’s a whole life out there.
Why don’t you grab it with both hands ?

there’s a whole life out there.
Why don’t you grab it with both hands ?

Racist, homophobic, sexist, cheating, bullying and obviously lying chatters should always be welcomed with open arms. They can only add to the whole chat room experience, should never be iggied or barred, and I am completely mystified as to why anyone could feel differently.

Where’s the…[Read more]

2.45pm – Grantham Crematorium.

x

would it be irreverent to suggest that he’ll be well pissed off if god has blessed him and he finds himself in heaven given his beliefs? :wink:

It’s a good point Jen, but I reckon Tin would find himself above such academic message board concerns.

O:)

Go prepare.

You accepted JD and a spliff even towards the end, with your pneumatic bones sticking out SIX FEET TALL trailed by the usual oxygen cylinders and wires.

Always found you very cool and loved your chat; any prevalent guilt at your…[Read more]

I heard he’s claimed sovereignty over Mongland, which should see a return to his usual touchy level of racist homophobia.

Others will miss him.

I know you know this.

god bless xx

. . . .esme died . . .

Very sad to hear this.

A most singular character. Blindingly intelligent, who displayed great integrity in argument, while refreshingly abrasive with no patience for fools.

Can still remember her arguing with mims and pikey over copyright issues on the poetry thread –
“ as if Sir Walter Raleigh’s gonna…[Read more]

Tins is too cool for school xx

And so he never went to school, which is completely no suprise to anyone who knows him.

If it really really is his birthday there should be gravy boats of custard all round, and bunting . . . . yeah lashings of devilish bunting…[Read more]

hiyas netty x

I hate internet commercials.

Can’t click on or read anything these days without seeing the beetroot face of some glaswegian 60 year old whose novel face treatment, based on a tin of spam and month-old coleslaw, is driving plastic surgeons to suicide. You now need to turn your volume off…[Read more]

Big events happen and opinions matter, but you get a lot more fun reading the comments on a daily newspaper article nowadays, which kinda makes message board posts both irrelevant and tardy, but, hey it’s a big world out there, and people till have stuff they think important to share.

A child called ‘will’ had a bit to do…[Read more]

2. “It will come to you, this love of the land. There’s no gettin’ away from it if you’re Irish.” ~Gerald O’Hara

3. “How could I help loving you — y…[Read more]

All men are pricks, and shouldn’t be blamed for it neither.
I have this on closest authoriticy.

Glad you’re keeping strong, take care Luv
xx

As for technological change, I’m not necessarily against it. Pocket-sized video streaming to a billion people simultaneously while purchasing on web as you game/outsource on social media with complete GPS…[Read more]

Lay off the drugs then toy your paranoid and nasty. Flipper won’t be with you much longer. We’ve all seen that coming.

Hi Dora . . . . how’s things ? are you good ?

OH THANKS, but I really don’t need to worry about trivial things such as important family relationships.
Because if I ever had to then I’d just simply check on your…[Read more]

But as Tinks says, it was a bit better before, when we all had scurvy, and everything was in black + white and you had to chose a room. Hell you could choose 3 rooms and chat simultaneously to different people.

Who then sussed out what you were doing and did the same thing back. My rapidly…[Read more]

But they did kill her.
Or rather the pressure of being associated with the media outcry over anything to do with that particular instititution was enough to drive her over the edge.

Especially after her previous…[Read more]

The thread states what it is .. ‘Quote of the day’
If you feel the need to satisfy your Masochistic traits is so strong, that you need to post about them… Maybe this is the wrong site for you. Just a thought (obligatory smiley :lol: )
Happy New Year to you all!

Well, since I’m replying to you I would seem to be on exactly…[Read more]

But people do tend to post advice to their very own selves, which is a normal thing to do. Why shouldn’t they be better human beings, through the medium of an internet forum, thanks to the self-satisfactory glow of reading your own reinforcing advice. Great, and well done you.

Nothing wrong with that. But I want to be…[Read more]

She means well, and may have half of all NHS consultants scratching their heads in bewilderment, but most of them have nits anyway.

But don’t count your cards. I once tried that and almost reached the holy figure of 51, including all five jokers. It…[Read more]

If a highly-strung divorced woman wanted to take her socially inept son out of school, to concentrate on home learning and regular practise with guns to prepare for the end of civilisation, then she certainly paid the most awful price.

That strange…[Read more]

Not arguing with the overall choice of Wiggo at all.
Top man.

But really, and in the words of J.Lydon . . . . .’Have you ever had the feeling that you’ve been conned ? . . . . . ‘

A place to share your thoughts,poems,stories etc for those we have loved and lost…………this is one i saw on fb

Dear Santa,
I’m writing you this letter as I’m feeling a little blue, so I hope you don’t think I am asking too much of you. You visit every year and leave everyone such wonderful things, but I’m wondering if you…

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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.

Excuse me, if only I could type in stupid colours ! . . . . . . . but you seem a little preoccupied with giving advice to extremely retarded and underdeveloped children. Which is of course a w…[Read more]