@Pete wrote:

http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

you just wouldnt believe it if it wasnt true :shock:

My cat is deaf so wouldn’t be able to hear the sound, but she’s devasted that other cats and some of the more intelligent humans may no longer be able to read her ramblings – oops, I mean, ermmm, her deep thoughts on the place of…

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@drummerchris wrote:

eeee that’s grrand lad!

Your name really suits you , you know !!!

whooops thought it said Dummerchris lol :lol:

eeee that’s grrand lad!

Your name really suits you , you know !!!

dont fix it if it aint broken springs to mind :( :( :(

@sharongooner wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Pete takes Tommy Cockernee’s missus on a guided tour of his boots..

Im so glad you put footwear on them, thorns are tricky buggers to remove.

especially one in the eye

Japs ……..eye …….?

Sad Bast**ds check in here ….!

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Pete wrote:

have a posh bedroom (ok so i was bored but i’m sure someone criticised the tidiness somewhere)

why are they kneeling next to the bed? :?

that bedroom looks like a brothel. :shock:

Have they super imposed themselves there …?
Maybe this was how looked before

Hmmmmm……….! :lol:

oooooh & the reward too ….. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here ya go Pete , A more suitable siggy pic for you …..

our tv lines ave bin down all day. was startin to panic i’d miss BB eviction night. but its fixed now whoooooooooooooooooooooo. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe who ever chopped your tv lines down ought to have gone to Spec Savers :lol: :lol: :lol:

grrrrrrrrrrrr i hate threads that make me have to stop n think[
i’d like to meet u all fa different reasons i spose.
but the ones i have known longest would be first. (ie) ugo a star in his own right .
sunny goes without sayin….she prob knows me better than i know meself lol. if i could bottle her wisdom and humour and sell it i’d be…

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Thought i might do a little pic but trust me on this do NOT go to google image safe search off and type in piles
just dont do it :shock:

Imagine Waking up on a nice Friday Morning as PATS , going into the bathroom , carefully taking the small hand held mirror out of the bathroom cabinet , crouching down , one hand on the sink for…[Read more]

try it …..

@Sword wrote:

Do you actually work? I see you post at 8am, 9am through to whatever, 11.59am. 1pm, 2pm, thru to 11.59pm… do you have a life past here pervy? I post for the first time in a day and a minute later you have posted. Not only that you have a ready made image of me. Does JC and the internet consume you that much? Even go…

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@ugo wrote:

Ahhh well Pebbles , you`ll never know now how we could have turned out as a couple will you , have to say tho I really enjoyed reading your nice saucy PM`s a couple of months ago :D :wink: [/b][/i]

you could have gone there not worked and sponged off her . nah maybe not youve already done that once eh :wink:

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10 mins.. that took me about 5 mins not only not very good but slow to boot :shock:
but then unlike you i dont have to concentrate hard on doing difficult tasks.. like walking and talking :wink:

Judging by your childish & immature reply`s , I can tell you will have a great time here & soon become as sad as the rest of the knobs on…[Read more]

Erm…so the world wide web doesn’t exist in LA? :-k #-o

They have yes , but i`d be as sad as you lot if arrived there & one of my first priority`s was to log in here …….!

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how about

Thats really good that Pete, You must be a right sad twat spending all that time & concentration doing that , ffs It only took me ten mins to do the other , ffs man get a grip or get a life or summat !!!

Was Bored , reet off out byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee`s.

Thats gotta be the shittest sig ive ever seen in my life

Not Really when you know who`s face it is on the action man to the right :lol: :lol: :lol:

( fastcars ) :-

@PATS wrote:

do us a favour then ugo an cancel the account u opened in my name at plenty of fish . com…………. :wink:

Plenty of what…..? WTF you on about Dibknobber ……..? :-

Ahhh ……!!! Gotcha now lmfao , PATS from Rotherham area , A right Slapper , Into one night stands , No strings Adult afternoon fun , into Anal ,…[Read more]

do us a favour then ugo an cancel the account u opened in my name at plenty of fish . com…………. :wink:

Plenty of what…..? WTF you on about Dibknobber ……..? :-

next word —>

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Bring us a stick of fruity rock Ugo aint keen on the mint ok

Have a great time in *coughs* LA wotcha doing with ya dog tho :shock: :shock:

And dont be driving ya white van on the wrong side of the road

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I didnt feel very good afterwards but hey ho it was only a cat after all.

The best what?

You could of been a bit more specific! :P

Well in your case the list is endless innit !!!

Slapper.
Slag.
Justchat Bike
second hand dart board
E.T.C. – :o

See you there peeps if your about :D

hi ben ur not ugly

slap u when i see you

love mom xxxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh and I forgot to mention last night Pats…Kevin/Dagger/ROTT is not my boyfriend. In fact he dumped me months ago after we had a blazing row in a cocktail bar in Camden.

I heard kevin/dagger/rott , dumped you cos your a slapper …… :o or so he tells everyone on another site anyway….. :shock:

SLAPPER TEST CLICK HERE

Thanks everyone! Had a lovely day and just been out with my sister for a nice hot indian and although I didnt get plucked I did get stuffed!

:shock: :shock: :shock: Slapper :lol:

Hows your little pup coming along, still behaving himself is he?

yes she is lol .

I shall bring you a nice cuppa tea when it gets cold for you

I am sure the other half will appreciate that , cheers but :-$ :-$ :-$ about our secret liaison the other week at Dominoes Pizza Place :wink:

@prettypink wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

well im on the verge of going blonde, so the question is….do blondes have more fun??? :P

Iv only just seen this :shock: Anyway I used to be bleached
white pebbs, and it did look really nice (But) I had to keep it short ,because it kept braking
because of the bleach.. so in the end I was…

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