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Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch a American TV. Most of all , being suspicious of anything foreign… Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your home faster than an ambulance… Only in Britian do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter, also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for perscriptions whilst healthy people get their cigs from the front. :lol:
@*Sian wrote:
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch a American TV. Most of all , being suspicious of anything foreign… Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your home faster than an ambulance… Only in Britian do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter, also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store for perscriptions whilst healthy people get their cigs from the front. :lol:
thats being English Sian…. lol scots prefer chinkys n tend to drive folks roon the bend lol
but guid point in the ciggie counters lolEngland, my England by a Pakistani
I come to england poor and broke
go on dole, see labour bloke
fill in form have lots of chatters
kind man gives me lots of ackers
i thank him much and then he say
come next week you get more pay
you come here we make you wealthy
doctor too, he make you healthy
six months on dole get plenty money
good pal meat to fill your tummy
send for friends from pakistan
tell them come as quick as can
they come here in rags, rags and tatters
go on dole you get some ackers
they come with me, we live together
one thing bad the bloody weather
one day white man come inside
ask me if i wash in tide
i say yes we wash in tide
too damn cold to wash outside
all get nicely settled down
find big house in busy town
fourteen families living up
fourteen families living down
all are paying nice fat rent
more in garden live in tent
so i send for wife and kids
they do not have to live in digs
six months later big bank role
off to labour draw more dole
wife want glasses teeth and pills
they all free we get no bills
white man good he pay all year
to keep national assistance here
bless all white man big and small
for paying tax to keep us all
we thank England, damn good place
too damn good for white man race
if they no like coloured man
plenty room in Pakistan@ugo wrote:
England, my England by a Pakistani
I come to england poor and broke
go on dole, see labour bloke
fill in form have lots of chatters
kind man gives me lots of ackers
i thank him much and then he say
come next week you get more pay
you come here we make you wealthy
doctor too, he make you healthy
six months on dole get plenty money
good pal meat to fill your tummy
send for friends from pakistan
tell them come as quick as can
they come here in rags, rags and tatters
go on dole you get some ackers
they come with me, we live together
one thing bad the bloody weather
one day white man come inside
ask me if i wash in tide
i say yes we wash in tide
too damn cold to wash outside
all get nicely settled down
find big house in busy town
fourteen families living up
fourteen families living down
all are paying nice fat rent
more in garden live in tent
so i send for wife and kids
they do not have to live in digs
six months later big bank role
off to labour draw more dole
wife want glasses teeth and pills
they all free we get no bills
white man good he pay all year
to keep national assistance here
bless all white man big and small
for paying tax to keep us all
we thank England, damn good place
too damn good for white man race
if they no like coloured man
plenty room in PakistanThis wasn’t meant to turn into a racist chant!
To be more at home and fit in with society in general I’ve decided to learn some Polish.
@sir Actor wrote:
To be more at home and fit in with society in general I’ve decided to learn some Polish.
there seemly all heidin hame sir…
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sir Actor wrote:
To be more at home and fit in with society in general I’ve decided to learn some Polish.
there seemly all heidin hame sir…
I spoke to one who said there are too many Pakistanis living here for his liking. :roll:
Strange world…
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