I like rugby alot but i know next to nothing about the rules and the difference between league and union ect , cant believe you have dibs over the remote control i bet your TV brightness is all screw’d up the contrast is all wrong because ya tried to record sex and the city and ya got in a pickle i dont trust women with the…

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@panda12 wrote:

Manchester United but I have a soft spot for Liverpool as my bro supports them.

The living room is fully turfed, the goals and corned flags and white lines are going in this afternoon. :P

My predicrion for the season? Man City have too many players who won’t be able to play as a team, will sulk when they don’t…

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@UserFrenzy wrote:

who’s ya team? are you a neutral? any early predictions?? should people that dont like football be sent to prison?? …throw anything in here :)

Neutral.
I predict that some will win, some will lose, some will draw.
I neither like or dislike football, it just is…now if we’re talking rugby that’s a different…

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who’s ya team? are you a neutral? any early predictions?? should people that dont like football be sent to prison?? …throw anything in here :)

Neutral.
I predict that some will win, some will lose, some will draw.
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@UserFrenzy wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

lol ^^ thats my favorite one and one of my fav status thingys ive read was:

“I hate being bipolar, its awesome”…

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@SusieQ wrote:

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

lol ^^ thats my favorite one and one of my fav status thingys ive read was:

“I hate being bipolar, its awesome” lolol

never…

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Bellybutton

Inner , or outer ? :lol: Yes, i’m still laughing about that now !! :oops:

What a brillant film best film ive ever seen great title too AMAZING!

..no reason lol

Yes, got to agree….You will no doubt prepare yourself for the next sitting lol

WooHoo you think you had troubles,..SIMON J Fisher from the class of 1990′ if by chance your reading this IM GONNA GET REVENGE ON YOU”!!..for the 158 nipple cripples the 67 chinese burns to my wrists, being dunked in the toilet 8 times and you owe me £218.32p in dinner money and the cash for my trip to france you stole…

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@panda12 wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@UserFrenzy wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

Ok this is a dream i had abt 6 months ago
it was abt 2 beached whales in a street who had little babies squalling for them that were no bigger than a new born kitten and the whales were dieing slowly…. i’ve had an interpretation of it…

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@UserFrenzy wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

Ok this is a dream i had abt 6 months ago
it was abt 2 beached whales in a street who had little babies squalling for them that were no bigger than a new born kitten and the whales were dieing slowly…. i’ve had an interpretation of it before but what do you reckon user ?

the book reads this…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

Ok this is a dream i had abt 6 months ago
it was abt 2 beached whales in a street who had little babies squalling for them that were no bigger than a new born kitten and the whales were dieing slowly…. i’ve had an interpretation of it before but what do you reckon user ?

the book reads this one a bit…

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lol brilliant did you stop seeing each other after that??

I wasn’t his type! :wink: :lol:

Waking up @ 5:30am going downstaires to my 2 delightfull puppies with there little innocent (You cant prove i did it)puppy stare as they sit knee deep in the remains of there £20 each doggy beds unless you lot convince me otherwise im going to give them to my local chinese takeaway Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Thats interesting stuff Panda in the book ive been reading theres a few chapters on Sleep Paralysis Im whats known as a Lucid dreamer i dont have the ability to control all my dreams but i can wake myself up if things get a little too crazy. One time i was having this really bad dream so i woke myself up and there i was back in…

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This isnt my favorite car but i love the colour tell me what ya think.

Love it :P

This isnt my favorite car but i love the colour tell me what ya think.

Good colour , even better car

This isnt my favorite car but i love the colour tell me what ya think.

that colour is absolutely amazinggggggg

@panda12 wrote:

@A.Groanup wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@anc wrote:

Just to let everyone know there is a nasty spam/virus, if you get an email from the above, for heaven’s sake do not open it! mwa mwa xxx

had one in my hotmail box………thanks very much for the warning anc xxx

Spam is all it is, It contains no virus and has been doing…

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@UserFrenzy wrote:

Crossing on the staires..im not overly strict but id rather not do it, i get all my supid superstitions from my folks new shoes on the table ect…but there is an interesting one
in the states architects dont build a 13th floor in most of there skyscrapers havent researched this so dont take it as gospel, i probably…

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..now isnt the best time to show of my shiney button collection is it ?

Awwww go on…..why not? :lol:

@eve wrote:

Carrot Cake! the very thought of it makes me want to boke! and it sometimes disguises itself as coffee cake and traps the unwary buyer!

i erm kinda like carrot cake we still friends??

we might be if u answer your pm :)

Whats the best song to make love to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKaG6ZkvyUg&feature=related :lol:

@cosy.m wrote:

men cant go down on themselves>>>>>>>>>>>>>god knows ive tried

can having ribs removed help??

I do like to chew on a bit of rib :D

Millenium

– it’s the most misspelled word in the UK so i feel it deserves to be the word of the day purely on that merit alone.

it sends spell checkers crazy lol the correct spelling is Millennium*

2 lls , 2 nns and an ium :D

@(f)politics? wrote:

Userfrenzy what you doing on here, you are meant to be reading that manual i gave you last night :lol:

its 1037 pages long ffs lol cant you shorten the manual and make it a pop up edition lol

it usually has a pop up effect by page 2 :lol:

ok i need more more more ….

Whats the best song to let off some steam to?
Whats the best song to make love to?
Whats the best song to cheer you up?
Whats the most annoying song in the world?

Lily Allen – F uck You
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@eve wrote:

Dont listen to a word they say :D . Hit the country music sessions! Johnny Cash, Rye Cooder, etc lol. :D

i dont mind a bit of country sometimes eve and i used to go to an irish pub that playied irish folk music good night out as it goes

My type of music :D

I’m male and i accidently clicked “No” have i messed up the poll?? lol

im definitely a kellogg’s crunchy nutcase :)

I don’t think it matters, it seems the ayes have it anyway! :lol:

@UserFrenzy wrote:

@anc wrote:

unless you under the water with a transparent lilo!! :lol:

i was trying to be all thought provoking but ya had to bring ya stupid lilo lol

Ah, but you forget I am a swimming instructor and know what I am talking about!! pmsl and it ain’t a stupid lilo, it is a full length transparent chair ha! rofl…

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@UserFrenzy wrote:

Satyromania

What he said :shock:

you do know what it means don’t you eve :lol:

Satyromania

What he said :shock:

is someone going to tell me what it means?

its a cake right?? or was that a coded euphemism

i dont think ive ever had lemon drizzle do you make a good tart?
:)

Rhubarb !! :lol:

have you finally abandoned the brown cardi, pipe and slippers :wink:

just so im in the know Eve do you sometimes grace the forum chat communitys on a blue font ??

Thats me 8)

Mistakes were made, they have only gone and let me unleash the fury on the message boards haha 3 months its taken ‘Just Chat’ to verify my registration, thats some strict vetting system they got there. Listen im kinda new to JC i only know a hat full of people so could someone please take me under there wing i dont wanna get…

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