sure is cosy! :D

hey anc……..you stickin around?

@anc wrote:

oooooooooerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :shock:

hey anc………where have you been? you stopped posting for ages

Hiya Tinks! Just a bit of real-life took over! mwa mwa xxx

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

I’m still around and about too! :)

*runs for cover

Bliddy cheek! :lol:

but wise :)

I’m still around and about too! :)

Yayyyyyyyyy x x x

@jen_jen wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15053431

RIP Jimmy xx

@AngelBabe wrote:

RIP Jimmy xxx

will treasure my fix it badge lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ow4nkTgUUE&feature=share

@LucyLocket wrote:

RIP Jim xxx

He never did answer any of my letters…

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@anc wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

I just always thought that you were pure and untainted……..

Likewise :lol:

I am.

That’s two of us then.

:lol:

So glad you’re as ‘sober’ as I am!! :P

Oh, feck it, sometimes I just go in cos I am arseholed! hehehehe :lol:

You drink!

:shock:

Bet it is the 2nd or 3rd step! Then you can pretend you have reached the bottom, for the 2nd or 3rd time! :wink:

you know me too well anc !!

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

What have you been led to believe anc? The armed forces in Afghanistan are under different rules from UK armed police units who are not forbidden from shooting first.

That is precisely what I wanted to know, whether or not the same rule applied to the british police or not – ta! Bloody stupid ruling for the armed…

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I just saw on the news that the owners of a b&b who refused to let a gay couple stay in the same ‘double’ bed have been fined under an equality law.

Now, I don’t normally have much of an opinion about gays and blah, but in this case, I do. It is b&b’s owners’ home – not a hotel chain – and as they also pointed out, it is up to them…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Panda hasn’t flounced…. she told me about a real life commitment a while ago that would take her from here for about three months Im sure she will have told other regulars about it too…. as she said… real life beckons :D

I see you’re one to trust then!? NOT.

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awwwww – lobs an orange vit c filled cornetto in ^^^^^^^^^ that direction! Hope ya get better soon! x

ty.

*holds up injured paw :P

I reckon to forgive someone who has in some way violated your body (or someone you knows’), you either gotta be extremely brave or turn to religion.

Therefore, I do kinda see where Poli is coming from, but just don’t think that I could do it, and don’t understand how those that do (if they really do) – if ya get my drift!

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I’ve just watched the recording…………deffo some exaggeration going on. I also watched an interview with three so-called victims, on another programme – one was lying for sure.

Having said that, there is a fire where that smoke came from, and sorry Poli, I disaggree with your views.

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A ‘smac’ arrrr ooo meeee from Coseeeeeeeeeeee?! :lol:

a what? :lol:

@anc wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

Nobody is too cute to be tortured….

and I would like to assure all my well-wishers here that it was not me who killed the Princes.

Their skeletons were discovered, by the way, during an excavation of the Tower in 1674, so by 1674 they were dead. Of that, there can be no…

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@anc wrote:

ooooooooo I love mars bars ice-cream, also if you melt a couple of ‘normal’ one’s and pour it over vanilla ice-cream – yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D

I love mars ice creams too. :wink:

So do I but the problem is, when you deep fat fry them to make them more durable, it just doesn’t work.

ooooooooo I love mars bars ice-cream, also if you melt a couple of ‘normal’ one’s and pour it over vanilla ice-cream – yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D

I love mars ice creams too. :wink:

Surely I have to be the lady cornetto seller who is secretly a spy – who is incredibly attractive when the macho-man spots her and whisks off her glasses and unleashes her hair – well, to cover my boobies of course! :lol:

dont you think you’d stand out just a bit wearing those boots? :-k

@anc wrote:

. . . . As for Princess Di and others, I think they wanted to have their pics taken.

Same goes for Kate and Harry – they’re hardly naiive teenagers . . .

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WAS?!!! you mean you ate it ALL?! :shock: humph, ya could have shared a bite – ‘cept you seem to have cloned it onto another thread – however, I have a theory, you did it ALL of it and blew up the package to make it look real again yeah?! I have a son who has done this in the past pmsl :D

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@anc wrote:

I dunno if anyone is like me, but I only go to my ‘quack’ for a repeat prescription, and other than that, only for extreme reasons.

Is it normal for a ‘quack’ to check your chest by pressing a stethoscope on your nipple?! :? if he did it without looking at your boobs then I dont see anything wrong with it, he could…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

Someone said to me last week, “i wouldn’t kick you outta bed”.. my response was.. “with lines like that you’d have no chance of getting me in it in the first place” lol, so my advice with things like this.. is joke it off or say nowt, unless you are genuinely disturbed by it then maybe you could report it, but in the…

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oh bliddy ‘ell Noel is back as well pmsl :D

Everywhere I go, Noel goes too. :P

oi, oi and oi you two! :lol:

ps. rats can’t get through concrete! pmsl :D

course they can…anc, no wonder you have the bubonics, you have no clue as to how rats behave..there are (were?) enough of them in JC, so you have no excuse

@tinks wrote:

last

:cry:

:?:

anc……my last day off …….back to work tomorrow for the start of the autumn term

@anc wrote:

Excited! :D

why?

Because my son is on a plane to me! :D

@anc wrote:

Having said that, if it is like that clip Mrs T put on a thread, it could be really funny! :lol:

which clip?

cue teapot :lol:

Yeah… which clip anc :?:

@jen_jen wrote:

So?

Took me only 4 lines – that is “so”!

Oh I’m sorry for taking more than 4 lines to explain my beliefs…feel free to not read it.

Like I said Skep – if you kinda feel love and a warm feeling when you think of your mum – ’tis nice – no harm in that. x

Well, most of us feel that, anc. No need t comment on it at all.

My guess is that even Mr wakeup feels that, or will feel that.

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@panda12 wrote:

@anc wrote:

Bet he was standing on a pew! Kinky eh?! :lol:

Yeah next to another Pew, and Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub! :D

nice to see the furry one has good taste in her tv selections

I have them on DVD and the figurines. :P

Wot’s he done with ya stockings?! :shock: :lol:

I won’t tell. I like to keep ppl in suspenders. :P

Didn’t mine! :lol:

:P

Bet he was standing on a pew! Kinky eh?! :lol:

Yeah next to another Pew, and Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub! :D

I really don’t know what I believe in – I am not religious in the slightest, however, respect those that are, and I love the peace in a church should I venture into one.

I suppose what I am going to type in a very non-commital way ie. no names or relationships mentioned is probably what Jen is saying I dunno, but………….I do…

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awwww com’mon Panda – that was your wedding veil! Own up! :lol:

Naw, on my wedding day, I looked like this:

:D

omg she gonna fart again! :shock:

If you saw what’s up my backside you would know that is impossible! :D

Damn that darstadly tinks. :twisted:

Not quite sure why……but I thought about this song and it made me :D

For Panda – yeah mon! :lol:

Hey! Are my ears are alight! :shock:

fgs woman – make sure you’re wearing clean knicks – just in case, you understand 8) :lol:

wot niks :wink: an make it 7am lol

jesting about the niks :lol:

Blimey! That’s a big’un – ok, I believe ya!

Now where am I? Upside down with Jonny Depp with a pop’d up Panda (soz pepsi’d up), and knackered and no friggin’ ‘clue’ where my next ‘clue’ is going to be – Now, come on you lot, you’ve had your fun, and, so have I :wink: Where to…………..?! And will ya stop aiming that gun at me…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

for me it is Cool Hand Luke!

I used to love Mary Poppins

I still remember the annoyed ady who lived at the end house of the street, queueing with her small child at the cinema, turning to me and sayng to my happily-smiling face, “you’re a bit bloody old to be in…

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She’s gonna pop – I tell ya! :lol:

ooer !

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

for me it is Cool Hand Luke!

I used to love Mary Poppins

I still remember the annoyed ady who lived at the end house of the street, queueing with her small child at the cinema, turning to me and sayng to my happily-smiling face, “you’re a bit bloody old to be in this queue. You…

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@Nicey wrote:

@anc wrote:

oooooooooo goodie – no cornetto’s!!! :lol: Bringing my dawg tho – just to warn ya – he’s only 27kg – gotta warn the gremlins orf somehow!

He can tow me, should some ‘nastie’ puncture my dinghy! All supplies are on board! :-k :lol:

Gets harpoon ready :D

Never put you down as a gremlin! :lol:

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

for me it is Cool Hand Luke!

I used to love Mary Poppins

I still remember the annoyed ady who lived at the end house of the street, queueing with her small child at the cinema, turning to me and sayng to my happily-smiling face, “you’re a bit bloody old to be in this queue. You backward or…

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@anc wrote:

oooooooooo goodie – no cornetto’s!!! :lol: Bringing my dawg tho – just to warn ya – he’s only 27kg – gotta warn the gremlins orf somehow!

He can tow me, should some ‘nastie’ puncture my dinghy! All supplies are on board! :-k :lol:

Gets harpoon ready :D

Never put you down as a gremlin! :lol:

FFS which cretin in here is gonna volunteer for that?! :lol:

You! You sent the damn bamboo!

My digestive system is rather delicate. :P

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

I prefer it with nuts! :wink: The choccie that is! :D

Salaam!! your wish is my command!

you want me to get you a eunuch, as well?

nah, you’re alright, I got one! :D

omg – who cd that be???!!!???

Checks down me trousers, a wee bit…

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@anc wrote:

FGS sod orf and enjoy yerself – and don’t blame me if it only takes one suck to get yerself pissedypoopooh’d! :lol:

One suck! :shock:

’tis HUGE bamboo stick I sent! :lol:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

@anc wrote:

I prefer it with nuts! :wink: The choccie that is! :D

Salaam!! your wish is my command!

you want me to get you a eunuch, as well?

nah, you’re alright, I got one! :D

omg – who cd that be???!!!???

Checks down me trousers, a wee bit concerned

It has batteries -…

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