@Terry wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

:D :D oh and for the record………fastcars is one of the nicest……kindest……….honest blokes i ave ever met on here. a brilliant laugh ………same mad sense of humour as me n sunny……….and a grt mate.

and “NOBODY” is going to come between us despite their best efforts….…

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@fastcars wrote:

When your reduced to eatin brown sauce sarnies cos u couldnt be a*rsed going to the shops…… :(

There is much much worse, believe me. Take a browse of the recent postings here for a substantial breakdown of sadness in life as we know it. :roll:

Now Now Gaz……….. pot and kettle i think . :shock:

@bon bon wrote:

Perhaps in the future the government will look to banning all photos of children
from newspapers, catalogues and magazines
No tv or films will be made with anyone under 16
just in case

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@fastcars wrote:

Pats is doing her hair that night… 8)

But Pats dont have hair :?

*scarpers*

My mistake….. Pats is doing MY hair that night… O:)

Pats is doing her hair that night… 8)

But Pats dont have hair :?

*scarpers*

Wanna bet… :evil:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: blame that nasty GM. :evil:

Lets turn this into a discussion shall we.
How many people are actually getting pissed of by everything they post getting answered within minutes by Pete and one of his stupid links that nobody with sense ever clicks?

thats a big old tongue then

The hinges on your coffin lid must need oiling

Don’t be daft..the creaking alerts me to to undead lovers coming for a midnight tryst!

@fastcars wrote:

Get yourself out of the house fgs… go breath some of that southsea air… take a brisk walk along that lovely prom…. do anything that drags you away from this place…. for all our sakes.

he was off for at least 90 minutes tonight… give the dude some credit!

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Get yourself out of the house fgs… go breath some of that southsea air… take a brisk walk along that lovely prom…. do anything that drags you away from this place…. for all our sakes.

he was off for at least 90 minutes tonight… give the dude some credit!

Lets turn this into a discussion shall we.
How many people are actually getting pissed of by everything they post getting answered within minutes by Pete and one of his stupid links that nobody with sense ever clicks?

pmsl, bless pete eh 8)

Lets turn this into a discussion shall we.
How many people are actually getting pissed of by everything they post getting answered within minutes by Pete and one of his stupid links that nobody with sense ever clicks?

lets stop the discussion by saying i dont give a flying fuck what anyone else thinks

@fastcars wrote:

special 8)

8) 8) 8)

:? :-… 8)

special 8)

8) 8) 8)

@fastcars wrote:

Great idea Pats. It would save us having to wade through page after page of his corny chat up lines as well :)

have you wrote them all down :wink:

yes…on a roll of loo paper which is where they belong. :lol:

To quote what you said Pete. “Cigarettes kill more people than drugs”. I also think it would be safe to say that anyone who smokes 20 a day is an addict. A drug addict no? A drug addict that is addicted to the most deadly recreational drug on the planet. Would that be correct?
I assume that both you and Dawny were not force fed…

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To quote what you said Pete. “Cigarettes kill more people than drugs”. I also think it would be safe to say that anyone who smokes 20 a day is an addict. A drug addict no? A drug addict that is addicted to the most deadly recreational drug on the planet. Would that be correct?
I assume that both you and Dawny were not force fed…

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So shouldnt your answer be “yes” then… :?

stop nit picking :?

I’m looking forward to Lucky fu*cking off to Australia.. 8)

haha that made me chuckle. Will miss you too Fasty x :wink:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

You don’t need to explain yourself to…

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

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Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

Cos he is pretty and I like him.

@fastcars wrote:

I reckon I would make an excellent guide… :D

you have the correct CV
total loser

I got my result months ago.
You have just been a bit part ever since

My G-string is blue.. 8)

fair enough

Give it another 5 years and it will be Mimms turn

Silly girl

True colours

Fastcars – OK….. I have had enough. Listen to me very carefully I will say this only once.

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@fastcars wrote:

Did anyone else notice Dagger posting as a human tonight and not a robot

Theres hope for him yet

Ive also fond memories of when you used to too. :wink:

dont let it drag you down.

It’s the voices in my head that make me do it… :twisted:

@Pete wrote:

you’re way too easy pleased Pats :lol:

I may beg to differ there… 8)

what ya aint made ya mind up yet then :D/

Did anyone else notice Dagger posting as a human tonight and not a robot

Theres hope for him yet

Ive also fond memories of when you used to too. :wink:

dont let it drag you down.

@fastcars wrote:

Love Like Blood

Killing Joke

bloody hell….. now that is a blast from my past.

I amaze myself at times … 8)

@sharongooner wrote:

@gloria wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@gloria wrote:

hello

Didnt you leave….. forever?

I’m inconsistent

the drugs never worked
they just made you worse
but I knew
you’d post on JC again 8)

hows the garden? Mines nackered. Flies have had the grapes.

My garden is spectacular. I have a hazel nut tree.

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@gloria wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@gloria wrote:

hello

Didnt you leave….. forever?

I’m inconsistent

the drugs never worked
they just made you worse
but I knew
you’d post on JC again 8)

hows the garden? Mines nackered. Flies have had the grapes.

My garden is spectacular. I have a hazel nut tree.

@fastcars wrote:

@gloria wrote:

hello

Didnt you leave….. forever?

I’m inconsistent

the drugs never worked
they just made you worse
but I knew
you’d post on JC again 8)

hows the garden? Mines nackered. Flies have had the grapes.

@fastcars wrote:

@gloria wrote:

hello

Didnt you leave…..  forever?

she never left my heartnot for a second

We only ever agree on one thing. Tis the sorrow and the glory.

@gloria wrote:

hello

Didnt you leave….. forever?

I’m inconsistent

@Obtuse wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Obtuse wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Keep grabbing at straws

qualify the straws in question ?
i’ll wait up

Not in this lifetime… :wink:

is that because what two people do or do not do
is non of your business
two people whom you have never spoken to
let alone met
explain why your concerned

can i butt in…

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@fastcars wrote:

@minim wrote:

I think the North gets its fair share of foreigners, but the South East is much too full as it is in my opinion. A good many people already relocate to where the jobs are anyway, and if that means South, they come South.

But should a massive amount of people really give up on their home towns and…

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@American Woman wrote:

Thanks for all the encouraging words! It honestly helps to hear from people who’ve been through it before. I’m counting the days before he leaves me :roll: . We’re at 23 :shock: .
I’m sure he’s going to have a good time. I think he’s most excited about getting to use a glue stick and safety scissors. I…

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So which one are you?

I’ve narrowed it down to either Laa-Laa or Dipsy

r u toybulldog

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

You just stole my next question.

i’ll take that as a yes. I’m sorry but i dont associate with inadequates like u, so plz stop talking to me.

ignore him hill. he/s pre menstrual. :wink: :lol: :lol:

lol pats, more like menopausal

oh u biatch.…

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@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

You just stole my next question.

i’ll take that as a yes. I’m sorry but i dont associate with inadequates like u, so plz stop talking to me.

ignore him hill. he/s pre menstrual. :wink: :lol: :lol:

lol pats, more like menopausal

oh u biatch. pml. :lol:

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@the big hill wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

You just stole my next question.

i’ll take that as a yes. I’m sorry but i dont associate with inadequates like u, so plz stop talking to me.

ignore him hill. he/s pre menstrual. :wink: :lol: :lol:

lol pats, more like menopausal

@the big hill wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I dont send individual cards anymore. Just one big one to the home where they all reside.

excuse me, i clearly asked u to stop talking to me, by this i meant stop talking on my post, now kindly go away.

Oh!!! a question how can some-one stop talking on a post … *interesting* maybe better to…

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@Splat wrote:

Hi all

All along you thought it was UK Pilot aka Sneaky.

Nope – it was me posting the death notices.

I posted Sneaky’s, Teddies and Mibs.

The funny thing is – you all blamed Pilot / Sneaky yet none of you picked up on the different writing style!

God I even used to sign in and say ‘eve all’ like a copper. Dear oh…

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@bon bon wrote:

Ive just put my first flypaper of the summer up.

As someone who wouldn’t even kill a slug (everyone of lifes creatures has a use) I love watching flies land on it and suffer.
Every time I go in kitchen I check to see if any more have met a sticky end
So far there is one and its still wriggling :twisted:

Chasing…

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Cant you just wish him happy birthday in the lobby where you all belong?

I concur with Fasty..push off back to where you came from and refrain from cluttering the place up with your inane greetings and huggings for people who never contribute to the forum three board, and who if they did would probably bore the teats off a nursing…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

Anyfink?

He’s not that hard up caff… :lol:

prawns 8)

Peppered prawns :P

@cath 55 wrote:

Anyfink?

He’s not that hard up caff… :lol:

prawns 8)

@Sword wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Hello little man, I knew you weren’t far away… :wink:

I was…. but I’m not now… :wink:

What does Patricia’s arse smell of? It obviously works for you little man.

Not of pork thats for sure. Oh… and that reminds me.. how “is” Vera~ these days?

:lol: :lol:

@fastcars wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Hello little man, I knew you weren’t far away… :wink:

I was…. but I’m not now… :wink:

What does Patricia’s arse smell of? It obviously works for you little man.

Not of pork thats for sure. Oh… and that reminds me.. how “is” Vera~ these days?

@Sword wrote:

Hello little man, I knew you weren’t far away… :wink:

I was…. but I’m not now… :wink:

What does Patricia’s arse smell of? It obviously works for you little man.