Like you I’m hard up too and looking for an internet realationship. So this is me.

@rogue trader wrote:

im not a big fan of sin tbh
I never have been,very sly
but on a brighter note,i quite like auld netty
but don’t tell her ssshhh.

Funny you should say that Cosy .. I always thought Tainted Halo ( Kev London) was a pleasant enough chatter.. until I realised recently he has a thousand other names he comes…

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esme died. just thought it fair to let folks know on here. She contributed here mainly on arts and political threads. She had been ill for a while..

my wee Hurtid doo… quiet noo.

will never forget ye my wee flower xx

I only knew her as a nasty piece of work, I’d forgotten about her until now ……

@LucyLocket wrote:

A place to share your thoughts,poems,stories etc for those we have loved and lost…………this is one i saw on fb

Dear Santa,
I’m writing you this letter as I’m feeling a little blue, so I hope you don’t think I am asking too much of you. You visit every year and leave everyone such wonderful things, but I’m…

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Lick your wounds luv, get over it and move on.

Remember, drinking whilst posting is never a good idea.

‘Pours a Stella’

@jen_jen wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Chameleon wrote:

Wait till Kenty puts my picture up then you will all change your minds. 8)

Was I the only one to feel a little sick in the back of my throat when I read this?

I don’t know how you do it Chameleon, but you turn a mere board entry into something revolting and I’m not even sure…

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Leave fresh meat out in the garden, it will keep the crocodiles away from the house.

A conker in the corner of every room keeps out arachnids too so I hear.

Apologies in advance :lol:

Woman and baby go to the doctors. Doc is concerned about the baby’s weight. “Is he bottle or breast fed?” he asks. “Breast fed” says the woman.
The doctor asks her to strip to the waist, he pinches and sucks her niples and rubs both tits for a while. “No wonder the baby is under weight, you’ve no…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

who were actually banned?

Thin
Cosy
Grinch/Anita/feck knows what else lol

and who?
Surely theres more it couldn’t have them 3 been keeping this place alive – was it?

Wheres Annette gone? was she banned too?

And yes I know thats a lot of question marks.

I think Joker was banned also.

And did anyone care?

To be honest ….

I’m a little confused as to why those who whinged about certain chatters making this place unbearable ……. haven’t posted while its been quieter ..

:?

Give them time they will be back. It’s like those who profess to leave chat for ever, often they need time out but they are drawn back sooner or later :)

I was a goody two shoes at school (nothing changes huh :lol: ) so never got into any trouble…..I do remember once when a teacher asked where Linda Parker was…I put my hand up and said “Miss she was in the previous class”….needless to say I got a punch in the stomach later on in the day :lol:
My brother was always getting…

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That made me laugh! :lol:

I bet your’e often tickled :)

Ohh Toy don’t be a party pooper :D

Toy is just HIGH on life! :wink:

@panda12 wrote:

are the boards nearly dead
hadly any posting going on
and nothing new at all

Well there isn’t anything new. Just the same old and same old. Chat is rubbish because it is dominated by Claire aka Minnie Mouse and Blonde.

No matter, you all dance to her tune. So hard done by, isn’t she? Poor, little Minnie.
You…

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Whether you loved it or hated it, we all went to school.

What are the (good, bad or funny) moments from those days that you still remember now?

Mine was inadvertently squirting water in the deputy head’s face during an end of term water fight. Then there was getting drunk on a school skiing trip aged 13 with the teachers trying to…

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@coathanger wrote:

Ungrit your dentures old man and dry your tears, you look like the fool that you are :D

Ungritted, tears dried up and still you can’t get to me I’m so disappointed you being my favoutite Puppet and all !!!!!

Maybe when you grow some balls and pop out of the closet Scrotey I’ll pay you some attention as…

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Boxing day i went around my some relatives and my cousin handed me her 6 month old for the first time, i started getting bad ideas of having my own one, am i going mad!

don’t do it they stink !

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Guess i shouldn’t have tampered with the beanbag, I miss Gaz.

Lucy… he hasnt updated his own personal website since before xmas :?

I heard he went on a cruise ……….

Lol. If I turn out to be as pathetic as you lot when I reach your age I hope I am struck dead.

<<<Loads gun

Well I dont know any of the people you all go on about…. but I know for a fact you all get your facts wrong!! Perhaps if you all stopped moralising about each other and assuming 2 and 2 make 5 the boards would be happier…… by the way I am not two faced and I do understand the inference there …. also I object to being…

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well this week a few promises have been made
no more fighting
the room has been very calm
is this just coincidence
or is it because annette is in america

did you know if you text annette in america she gets charged for it
i reckon ive got her bill up to about 500 quid already

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Has thin flounced off ?

Looks like Cosy hit a nerve. :lol:

@Taffyfish wrote:

I thought the whole idea of a forum was to get everyones different opinions etc about each topic thats posted on here.

Why do some people use insults?? Very childish in my opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion surely…we are not always going to agree with each other but i respect everyone elses point…

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This is re; the amy winehouse thing
so how would you feel if say,you got a lad random name lets say james i dunno?
and he was a hairdresser,lived with his bf
took drugs would you still love him?
or you could be a mum your daughters a lez?
what do you do?
i always turn to thin to these questions
he knows evrything
whats your take…

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tiring..upseting…busy…..not enough hours in the day…..

Just a normal day for a woman!

Got your period too love have ya ?

i’m hurting

in my head.

but the voices said “it’s ok Will take a paracetmol’

now i hear nothing.

:wink:

Your such a tvvat will.

I tried to quote but this naff thing jumps about why the fck is that ?

Are there any JC weddings this year? if so please let me know as i would like to invite myself.

toodle pip. pasty xx

PS. i hope the wedding list is at pound land.

PPS. by the way I run a bouncy castle business, happy to offer a discount if interested.

Any chance of an ice cream van too ?