@Reason wrote:

The vets I take my dog to is quite a big practice and the staff car park usually has it’s fair share of smart motors, top of the range Range Rovers etc., so I dare say they are fairly wealthy, and I know the last bill I got made my eyes water a little, to say the least.

Maybe you can use some of Trappers dogs drops…

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The vets I take my dog to is quite a big practice and the staff car park usually has it’s fair share of smart motors, top of the range Range Rovers etc., so I dare say they are fairly wealthy, and I know the last bill I got made my eyes water a little, to say the least.

Maybe you can use some of Trappers dogs drops for yours :lol:

@Reason wrote:

Mason Noise was pretty good but what a total nobhead.

https://youtu.be/YPy0uNpR7M4

Eloquently put as ever :lol:

One does Ones utmost, can’t be lettin foookin standards drop :wink:

Mason Noise was pretty good but what a total nobhead.

https://youtu.be/YPy0uNpR7M4

Eloquently put as ever :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@Bat wrote:

What a joke THAT is!! Its a fact that some people apply just for the *power* and power goes to head.

Yep. don’t they just.

Now now Netty, you know you were only ever booted by me for being a very naughty boy. I’d NEVER have booted you just for the hell of it, and I promise you I didn’t…

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@Bat wrote:

What a joke THAT is!! Its a fact that some people apply just for the *power* and power goes to head.

Yep. don’t they just.

Now now Netty, you know you were only ever booted by me for being a very naughty boy. I’d NEVER have booted you just for the hell of it, and I promise you I didn’t enjoy it ONE bit. It pained me to…[Read more]

Sorry was just havin a read and couldnt resist

Shi/ts :shock:

tut tut !!! :lol:

shots

Sorry was just havin a read and couldnt resist

Shi/ts :shock:

Trust you to lower the tone :roll: :lol:

Shots

@SusieQ wrote:

yes !!!

Thorn – Horns – Horny – Scorn – Acorn !!!!

anyways. . . Afore

Ya missed corny out :? :wink:

was just testing to see who was paying attention :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Why do small children like to lick the window of my shop? :shock:

Must ask the window cleaner what’s in that spray he uses…..

That really must be a pane :-

Tut, you’re so transparent… :- :lol:

man-flu :cry:

Thats 2 words….. and its just a cold… tut Men !!!!

@Reason wrote:

At last scientists talkin some sense :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4

Makes A Change..

Should We Have Another Go At Finding A Cure For Cancer..

No, I Want To See How Many Fruit Pastilles It Takes To Choke An Owl..

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At last scientists talkin some sense :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4

Makes A Change..

Should We Have Another Go At Finding A Cure For Cancer..

No, I Want To See How Many Fruit Pastilles It Takes To Choke An Owl..

Wakeup was the only numpty i could see,wanting to show moi his “nuts” on m sn,silly man must be as bent as a nine bob note :shock:

I think your confusing sarcasm with any real interest in seeing yours or anyone elses ‘nuts’ on m s n. Run along n play with yr action man :roll:

@Reason wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

you honestly believe the family lawyer would come out with anything other than what he has? He’s hardly goin to say he died drug fueled and trying to nosh himself off while his husband is getting bummed of some Bulgarian is he…

Yet another namechanger with no balls,trying to be…

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@Reason wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

am thinking why are men so gross :roll:

Havin a cuppa aint that bad ffs!! :wink:

:lol: :lol: I don’tthink it was the ‘having a cuppa’ bit :wink: :lol:

Ohhhhhhh sorry,I didn’t realise people were so anti-smoking :shock: :D

@SusieQ wrote:

@Reason wrote:

disturbing

do you think he’s talking about us Kent :?

Now would I dare O:)

Nuttas :-

think hes talking about William and Peter :lol:

Mitchell :?

BTW . . love supernatural and like the quote on the pic. . but Sam Winchester is far sexier than Dean :wink:

@Reason wrote:

Havin a cuppa a mint aero and a couple of cigs :)

stop rubbin it in :( :lol:

William, you should feel proud you are not having a ciggy :wink:

@Reason wrote:

@Pete wrote:

well i wasnt gonna watch them :shock:

They say sound only is very erotic :shock: :lol:

I had to watch blindfolded! :lol:

still handcuffed ?

On

wont tell them i was tempted to put foook :wink:

:lol: :lol: I had something similar :lol: :lol:

and also with kents word :oops:

bottom :wink:

@SusieQ wrote:

not sure on that one reason !

downside

got me paranoid now,just googled the Cambridge dictionary and phew it’s in it :D

paranoid ? who said that :lol:

@Pete wrote:

well i wasnt gonna watch them :shock:

They say sound only is very erotic :shock: :lol:

I had to watch blindfolded! :lol:

Looks like i’m playin with meself :shock:

Yarmouth

Tut tut you’ll go blind :wink:

Hunstanton

@Rosepetal wrote:

I’m happy cause Ive been blackberry picking and got a nice big bag full! Tomorrow I’m going srumping, so I’m looking forward to lots of blackberry and apple crumbles in the winter!

I also came upon a nice fruitful Sloe bush and will be raiding that in a few weeks cause I fancy making some sloe gin! (least I hope…

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If you doubled the ingredients it aint gonna be any stronger,you’re just gonna have double the amount of ale :?

That’s not true. If you simply doubled the amount of water and hops you’d have double the amount of ale. But when you double the amount of malt and brewing sugar, you double the strength as it is the malt and sugar…[Read more]

No,i’ve got such a fine grasp of our beautiful language it just flows off my tongue like snot from a 5 year olds nose on a ice shimmered winters morning :D

Does anyone want one of my poems?? :shock:

It’s a kind offer but I’ll pass

:lol:

@Reason wrote:

ffs the boards are turnin into a love in :-…

I’m droppin to bits as it is,don’t need one of them through me ticker

ffs the boards are turnin into a love in :-…

@Fi-Fi– wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Fi-Fi– wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Im being sympathetic :D/

:roll:

:?

I’m hurt now :cry:

Really :o
Bet you are not has hurt as I am – just stubbed my toe getting out of the bath :cry:

Hope you didn’t damage the bath :wink: :-

Just a dent – its a tin bath :)

@Pete wrote:

@Reason wrote:

They are supposed to abide by the laws of this country not some outdated barbaric shyte …. when in Rome n all that,let the foookas go live back in their country if they wanna live by their rules – of course only if it suits them :roll:

Islam says thats what they should do if they cant live by the…

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@Reason wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=

I think that could be infamy …… but still haven’t got a clue what it means :?

Sorry couldn’t resist :wink: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtub…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

You’ve achieved fame Reason – check out the third entry down on a Google search page….

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=zeus+admin+web+sm&meta=

I think that could be infamy …… but still haven’t got a clue what it means :?

Sorry couldn’t resist :wink: :lol: :lol:

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@Reason wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

Women on message boards will always be seen as virtuous, sensitive and vulnerable creatures.
Men, by comparison, are nasty and vindictive who are obsessive in their bullying and pursuit of women.

Bearing that in mind can I just ask why Jade Goody feels the need to be confined to a wheelchair so…

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@Sir Actor wrote:

Women on message boards will always be seen as virtuous, sensitive and vulnerable creatures.
Men, by comparison, are nasty and vindictive who are obsessive in their bullying and pursuit of women.

Bearing that in mind can I just ask why Jade Goody feels the need to be confined to a wheelchair so much? Has she had…

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ffs and i got a poll removed for askin”is this the most boring poll ever” :evil:

We need to start a poll..

REASONS’ POLL.. Should it have been removed? :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Reason wrote:

Thinking!!

Ere you steady on ….. wouldn’t want you overdoing things !!! :- :-#

Bit like ure cookin then? :shock: :wink:

HaHaHa.. :lol:

Don’t knock it til you tried it m’laddo! :shock:

She that laughs last & all that …….
Good job Reason likes humble pie…

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@Pete wrote:

Its a slow dog then yeah ?

Not really,quicker than some peeps I know.

And…… to whom might you be refering to then eh ehh ???? :shock: :lol: :wink:

@Reason wrote:

Thinking!!

Ere you steady on ….. wouldn’t want you overdoing things !!! :- :-#

Bit like ure cookin then? :shock: :wink:

Thinking!!

Ere you steady on ….. wouldn’t want you overdoing things !!! :- :-#

@Reason wrote:

Why did i eat that other muffin :-…

cos ur greedy? :lol:

Well there is that i suppose :oops:

@jen_jen wrote:

P.S. thanks for not spoiling the actual thread – it didn’t stop Will from trying….. :-

Me thinks will is the devil in disguise :shock:

methinks he’s deffo in disguise :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

borax

Same to you :shock:

lol – you got it! :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Reason wrote:

Ay the end of the day and i don’t give shyte what anyone says,the woman done nowt wrong and the sick bastads that did it want stringin up :evil:

Sorry to have to, once again, play the Devil’s advocate. This entire matter is emotive because of the allegation (made by her) that she was raped (by four…

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Ay the end of the day and i don’t give shyte what anyone says,the woman done nowt wrong and the sick bastads that did it want stringin up :evil:

Sorry to have to, once again, play the Devil’s advocate. This entire matter is emotive because of the allegation (made by her) that she was raped (by four men).

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@Reason wrote:

The lass obviously hasn’t got an IQ much higher than that of Goldfish – so can you blame her for wanting to make a few quid out of being in the public eye ? I for one would do the same,so hey call me mercenary :shock: …… and me thinks the very same people that are…

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@WooHoo wrote:

My secret is out too.. FFS, i tried my best to keep it hidden.. T’was the Take That bit that gave it away wasn’t it? :lol:

Aye it was ……. ffs i knew i should have been more discreet and said The Village People #-o

Oh i don’t know, what’s the opening lyrics of one of their songs?..

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@Reason wrote:

Should i have sent that foookin mail :?

S’ok, i’m quite flattered you like me, and want me to wear a Gimp Mask, and i’ll consider spanking you whilst you sing along to Boyzone cd’s. :D

I wish that was the only problem with it coz that would be easily remedied,as long as ya don’t mind Take That :lol: