They train at Bruin Park
Tuesday and Thursday night
They wear team colours
Of emerald and…[Read more]

Do not be fooled by this woman’s name
For she was far from drab and plain
This wonderful lady from a caribbean isle
Who always wore a big broad smile
Always giving , always sharing
Full of kindness , forever caring
Why she was taken in this way
Only the lord above can say
But in heaven she has taken her place
At the Lords…[Read more]

I settle down and close my eyes
My soul floats up towards the skies
I drift along upon the breeze
To smell the blossoms on the trees
Towards the storm then I rush
Through clouds dark grey nimbus
Then as I drift on past the moon
I know I will be with you soon
Over mountain , round rivers bend
A gust of wind at journeys end
I smell…[Read more]

From day to day
He does what he oughter
Travels on the land
Breeds in the water

In stream or pond
Or maybe a bog
A newt , a toad
Or croaking frog

An ugly creature
His sight makes you winch
If you dare, kiss him
He becomes a prince

No one dares
So he looks all forlorn
Just doing what’s natural
Producing the spawn

By William A R…[Read more]

I’m upset Will. :(
Don’t I get one especially for me? :lol:

Working on it, will do my best-Cya William

Upon my brow, I feel your kiss
Tender warmth, eternal bliss
A rose for thee I plant alone
To keep you here as my own
I feel your soul though miles apart
I hold thee here dear in my heart
Upon your image, I feast my eyes
Then meet you in my paradise
I feel your sensous lips on mine
Then taste the precious fruit of vine
In some…[Read more]

Keep up the good work William – sorry couldn’t resist it :lol:

I am glad you didn’t resist it, what a wonderful surprise, seeing your beautiful soul here, the next one is for you-Love William XXXXX

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Edge, I apologise for that last comment. I was trying to be funny and I do that too often sometimes. It was pointed out to me that what I said was stupid and offensive, and I agree. :oops:

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Yeah, he meant an Insanity Publishing Company. :wink: Keep taking the tablets William!

Nice to know your still…[Read more]

by William A Edge

As I approach the edge of the cliff
Suddenly I start to drift
Floating down as if in a dream
Toward a dark and murky stream
Dwarfs working with axe and pick
Cutting rock both thin and thick
Collected up by industrious elves
Who sort them on to slate like shelves
Pixies with clip boards looking busy
Rush around and make one…[Read more]

I sat peacefully on a side chair
In silence, to free my mind for a while
I had neither drink nor drug
Yet in the calm the room began to spin
Then to sway, as if a ship in high seas
In an instance it stopped
My living room wall appeared to open
I was lifted and floated toward the wall
It became clear I was in a shaft
First of blue…[Read more]

I challenged her
You have been cut o…[Read more]

In his head ,he heard alarms
she looked so settled in his arms
she was…[Read more]

They will not…[Read more]

As I reach the bend
A thrill it will send
To the hairs…[Read more]

Theres a place called Birmingham
that I love dearly
It nestles in the midlands as you know
Where the people speak a very funny language
They say aint and daint, woont and ere and yoh
Just to hear again the rumble of the tramcars
The buse’s as they journey on their way
To watch the liners berth at Saltley dockyard
And see…[Read more]

On hind…[Read more]

Now Shane was a biker
each day could be seen
Riding with…[Read more]

Now Shane was a biker
each day could be seen
Riding with…[Read more]

Not peeed off but rather sad :(

Seeing all the nasty backbiting and horrible comments on these boards again :evil:

I have not looked in for some time, precisly because of this. However reading through the thread, I was appaled to hear about the kids party next door, that left your child out Dawny, I can not understand people…[Read more]

It’s good to take part in sport
you know
No matter how results
may go
So please take heed
just get wise
So many contenders
but only one prize
You may be heckled
by the fan’s
But where would we be
without also ran’s
The point I am making
must not be missed
No one to contend
if you get my gist
So do your best
play the game
Then…[Read more]

All the cubs are brown or black
But Wendy’s from a different…[Read more]

Why…[Read more]

I feel so very hurt
For those who…[Read more]

Mommy waved to
Billy bye bye
But Billy got scared
Began to…[Read more]

When at first we go to school
We learn to draw LINES with a rule
The bell goes at the end of break time
Find your class assemble in LINE
We all learn to read and write
By following LINES from left to right
In math’s we work out an equation
By using LINES of a different persuasion
Misbehave in class and be a pest
One hundred LINES is…[Read more]

Duffer
Can’t read
Can not write
Or do any sums
Going to…[Read more]

In my demise,I start writing again
Does not remove,but eases the pain
I am UNEMPLOYED and must find a job forsoth
I’m turned down my age is against me and I tell the truth
Kim and Dean have partners again
With their ex’s civility reigns
Kim’s man has a Daughter Charlotte ,I call her Granddaughter she’s glad
So now I…[Read more]

To court four times,I have to go
In my heart I feel so low
I will not touch, in case I’m called tactile
Words do not flow, I find it hard to smile
My Daughter Kim has had a divorce
My Son Dean follows the same course
My whole world is upside down
The lines get deeper with my frown
No case to answer I am told
But now…[Read more]

In the mean time,the Sisters of the Holy Child
ran out of cash
Social Services bought the home
and our contracts
They moved us around for experience
with other clientele
Those with learning difficulties,the elderly
and emotionally disturbed as well
In my social life
I played many parts
Playing league TABLE…[Read more]

After twenty four years
give up my electrical career
I decide to become
a COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER
Several roles over
the next year
CHAIRMAN,TREASURER
ORGANIZER, COORDINATOR
After fourteen months
I’m financially poor
Outside opportunities
I have to explore
I join Dr Barnardo’s
as a trainee
A CHILD CARE OFFICER
is what I’m…[Read more]

I become SECRETARY then MANAGER
of the football club
Yes I still play
though it don’t buy the grub
I IMPERSONATE Elvis
at charity do’s
My favourites All Shook Up
and Blue Seude Shoes
I become a FIRST AIDER
and RED CROSS NURSE
But it don’t put more money
in my purse
A CUB SCOUT LEADER
and YOUTH WORKER too
Where do I…[Read more]

Gain my City Guilds , as an ELECTRICAL ENGINEER
Dad is proud , Mom sheds a tear
I get engaged to Pauline Ann
Become a FIANCÉE and a MAN!!
Work long and hard ,now for a while
So we can get married in style
We get married in sixty four
I become a HUSBAND of the girl I adore
We’ve also got a mortgage loan
So I become the…[Read more]

At St Martins I sang with joy
When I became a CHOIRBOY
I became a BOYFRIEND lucky fella
to Pat ,Ann ,Yvonne and Stella
Not all at once please understand
But I remained a VIRGIN used my hand
Became an APPRENTICE to enhance my knowledge
and a STUDENT at technical college
Became a SPRINTER at the local harriers
for Small…[Read more]

Now in my school tie and collar
I become a PUPIL and SCHOLAR
Also a FRIEND ,CHUM and PAL
with Maurice ,John,George and Al
I become a READER and WRITER too
A MATHEMATICIAN two plus two
A FOOTBALLER,CRICKETER and ATHLETE
I am told ,I’m swift on my feet
A CADET in the Boys Brigade
A SINGER and ACTOR in school plays
A YOUTH…[Read more]

I was happy,cosy,snug and warm
Then Mom decided its time for me to be born
Into an air raid shelter dark,damp and cold
21st June 1940 nought years old
When an embryo ,I knew what was to come
But suddenly ,I’m a BABY,SON and GRANDSON
Also a NEPHEW,COUSIN and BROTHER
I had to contemplate these roles in the arms of my…[Read more]

They were once a child, but turned left instead of right
Once they were aglow, but someone turned out the light
May have had a family,…[Read more]

Ah my friend, I have sought thee for some time
For I have bought thee, not for thy labour
But for thy knowledge
For I have heard of angry mountains,
that drive ye from thy dwellings
Of mass waters that flood thy crops
and drown thy livestock
Of earth that opens
and swallows thy people and belongings
I need to know how thy…[Read more]

We are all capable, we should realise
We must…[Read more]

A glass of coke
Sausage and egg
don’t break…[Read more]

I…[Read more]

When was the last you bit your tongue and spoke to someone you don’t like in a civil manner