@rogue trader wrote:

su this as got to stop
please,please stop stalking me.

You can stalk me if you like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You want Cosy to stalk you?????

*calls for the men in white coats*

@sceptical guy wrote:

@AngelBabe wrote:

reading this made me smile today

I WISH YOU ENOUGH . . . . . . . . They say it takes a minute to find a special person. An hour to appreciate them. A day to love them. And an entire life to forget them.

She must have been an American…

they talk like that.

Yeah, but they talk so…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

. . . . . Hi

I’m ok. . . . . .

I’m pleased to see you again Panda. Bear up! All things will pass.

When things are at their most hopeless, look out for the green shoots that promise better things in the future.

P. S. I have a p r ick, but I’m not defined…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

. . . . . Hi

I’m ok. . . . . .

I’m pleased to see you again Panda. Bear up! All things will pass.

When things are at their most hopeless, look out for the green shoots that promise better things in the future.

P. S. I have a p r ick, but I’m not defined by it, I only…

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@panda12 wrote:

. . . . . Hi

I’m ok. . . . . .

I’m pleased to see you again Panda. Bear up! All things will pass.

When things are at their most hopeless, look out for the green shoots that promise better things in the future.

P. S. I have a p r ick, but I’m not defined by it, I only wish I was, I’d be so much more…

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@panda12 wrote:

. . . . . Hi

I’m ok. . . . . .

I’m pleased to see you again Panda. Bear up! All things will pass.

When things are at their most hopeless, look out for the green shoots that promise better things in the future.

P. S. I have a p r ick, but I’m not defined by it, I only wish I was, I’d be so much more…

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Oi Scep . . . .

Hosaaaanahahahahahahahaha!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I turn my face away from your attempt to ally with Jeannette MacDonald and Napoleon XIV in driving me around the bloody bend 8)

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

voluptuous…I love that word, it just fills your mouth as you say it.

*faints!

* waves the smelling salts under Words’ nose…daren’t say what a sensual and sexy word she thinks it is…waves smelling salts under Words’ nose again…

sits in a comfy chair,
fixes…

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@battywoman wrote:

Martins not running the ads to keep this place open and free for us!! He’s doing it to line his own pockets……kerching!!!

He couldn’t care less about the people in chat and on the boards, unless his pockets get a hole in them that is.

Nothing wrong with making profit is there?

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

The prank was the most artless of bluffs.

Am I the only person who thinks that if a member of the Royal Family is in hospital, there should be some kind of password/keyphrase/pin number without which no-one gets information?

I was under the illusion that those around…

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@J_in_France wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

The prank was the most artless of bluffs.

Am I the only person who thinks that if a member of the Royal Family is in hospital, there should be some kind of password/keyphrase/pin number without which no-one gets information?

I was under the illusion that those around key members of the…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

The prank was the most artless of bluffs.

Am I the only person who thinks that if a member of the Royal Family is in hospital, there should be some kind of password/keyphrase/pin number without which no-one gets information?

I was under the illusion that those around key members of the royal family were…

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The prank was the most artless of bluffs.

Am I the only person who thinks that if a member of the Royal Family is in hospital, there should be some kind of password/keyphrase/pin number without which no-one gets information?

I was under the illusion that those around key members of the royal family were briefed and protected…

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@rusty trawler wrote:

. . . . . . I don’t think you’re capable of taking on board the opinions of anyone else unless they align with yours and I don’t care to engage with someone who thinks they have all the answers.

Don’t want to spoil his game rusty, but it’s obvious that Terry’s just enjoying winding people up. Trouble is,…

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@Terry wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

In my opinion if the parents are members of the UKIP then it’s the right decision.

In my opinion you should stop being so politically correct and get yourself a life.

So the only possible reason for disapproving of UKIP and believing they are racist is political…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

In my opinion if the parents are members of the UKIP then it’s the right decision.

In my opinion you should stop being so politically correct and get yourself a life.

So the only possible reason for disapproving of UKIP and believing they are racist is political correctness?

The…

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@Terry wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

In my opinion if the parents are members of the UKIP then it’s the right decision.

In my opinion you should stop being so politically correct and get yourself a life.

So the only possible reason for disapproving of UKIP and believing they are racist is political correctness?

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

I’m not qualified to argue, but that’s never stopped me.

So true.

Terry is right, the best use of this thread is to have a pop at each other with no reference to Tintin.

Dear Panda,

I am interested in Brownsim, is it a new mobile phone network? if so, could I please have a list of your tariffs?

Yours

Wordsworth Tuppenceatime

lmao ! Wordsy at brown sim lololol

think its brownism ! tuppence ! lololol :lol:

@Tom wrote:

Unfortunately, we may have to arm our police.

With police officers being shot at and having grenades thrown at them – this really is a sign of the times.

Especially with the immigrant element of crime now, we’re getting African and Asian gangs armed to the teeth invading Britain.

Our police need firepower to fight…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

What have you been led to believe anc? The armed forces in Afghanistan are under different rules from UK armed police units who are not forbidden from shooting first.

That is precisely what I wanted to know, whether or not the same rule applied to the british police or not – ta! Bloody stupid ruling for the armed…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Poli has had some criticism, but the personal comments have not been that harsh

I don’t think Kenty will agree with you. :roll:

But harsh nevertheless? :lol:

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Ian Brady, and possibly Abu Hamza and their ilk deny people human rights in fact, in principle and by intention.

The UK Legal system does not deny people their human rights, at least in principle if not always in fact, and not by intention.

I’m very happy indeed that my country’s legal system operates on very different…

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In order to forgive someone, you first have to acknowledge that they did something that warrants forgiveness. How can you do this without directly or indirectly identifying yourself as a victim? 1Every person who has suffered at the hands of someone else is a victim initially, otherwise there has been no crime.

If you…

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@momentaryloss wrote:

. . . Only a crime evidently if she could not be seen from a public place without a telesope or similar. . . .

Is that in British law, or French law?

French law as it was reported. Not sure about the English and Welsh peeping tom laws.

@anc wrote:

. . . . As for Princess Di and others, I think they wanted to have their pics taken.

Same goes for Kate and Harry – they’re hardly naiive teenagers . . .

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@tinks wrote:

and she’s back – with a vengeance

Panda II – The Revenge!

hehe

:D

It’s the 21st Century, we’ll just bulldoze the whole house, anc’n’all into the swimming pool, chuck some bags of cement on top of it, smooth it over and use it as the foundation for a new drive thru burger bar.

Bubonic Burgers

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

If he had ignored my testosterone filled post he would still be fumbling about trying to get his picture up.

He’s just lucky you’re one of the nice ones Wake . . . . . . .

Thanks mate. I’m glad somebody understands, I was starting to feel victimised.

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

If he had ignored my testosterone filled post he would still be fumbling about trying to get his picture up.

He’s just lucky you’re one of the nice ones Wake . . . . . . .

Thanks mate. I’m glad somebody understands, I was starting to feel victimised.

@jen_jen wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

the title of this thread is very appropriate

Isn’t it just!

Welcome to the boards How_U_doinnn, please ignore the surplus of testosterone that seems to be around at the moment, happy posting! :D

http://www.bodybuilding-pics.com/125/images/Kevin_Levrone_photo71.jpg

Don’t you dare ignore…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@minim wrote:

You have definitetly got a degree in the bleeding obvious :lol:

Calm down! It’s only a JC board posting!

You obviously don’t understand my sense of humour.

Why the hell would I? Who the hell are you?

And…for future reference, when I ask a question its usually rhetorical.

Nice to see I’m not…

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@minim wrote:

You have definitetly got a degree in the bleeding obvious :lol:

Calm down! It’s only a JC board posting!

You obviously don’t understand my sense of humour.

Why the hell would I? Who the hell are you?

And…for future reference, when I ask a question its usually rhetorical.

Nice to see I’m not the only sense…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Terry wrote:

. . . . lmao mims.

I get your sense of humour x

easy to say, harder to demonstrate . . . . . .

Why on earth would I need to demonstrate it..? :roll:

It’s ok Terry, I understand you completely . . . .

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@minim wrote:

OK so let me see if I can get this right…..

if two people go for a job and one of them is fit and young and the job requires someone fit and young, they employ the fit young person.

So if someone requires a night watchman who is going to be sneaking around in the dark trying to catch criminals……

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

. . . . Do feel free to post all your sporting comments and observations here over the next couple of weeks.. beginning with your thoughts on the opening ceremony which is just a few hours away . . . .
8)

@Terry wrote:

Mate

I apologise for being a wet blanket, but after reading these boards I have been…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

Looking forward to sampling the transport problems, sorry atmosphere, when I go to London for the first weekend – whatever made me think that was a good idea?

:?

I’ll make a note to look for a penguin wandering lost around London.

Bet that…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@minim wrote:

why do people say.. i hate to tell you this? If they hated saying it they wouldn’t say it.

8)

It’s a way of saying “I don’t think you’re going to like what I’m about to tell you, but please don’t get upset with me, I’m only saying it because if I didn’t the sky would fall in, honest”

:roll:…

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@minim wrote:

why do people say.. i hate to tell you this? If they hated saying it they wouldn’t say it.

8)

It’s a way of saying “I don’t think you’re going to like what I’m about to tell you, but please don’t get upset with me, I’m only saying it because if I didn’t the sky would fall in, honest”

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@anc wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@anc wrote:

Chacun a son gout – that is what I said fgs! . .

No you nevah!

Shhhhh…..whispers to Wordsworth….. she did… she told me she did :D

Bet she nevah sed it in floorless French like wot I wud!

ah, but I can say in floorless…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@anc wrote:

Chacun a son gout – that is what I said fgs! . .

No you nevah!

Shhhhh…..whispers to Wordsworth….. she did… she told me she did :D

Bet she nevah sed it in floorless French like wot I wud!

ah, but I can say in floorless French…………Encoullee:D

A ‘word’…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@anc wrote:

Chacun a son gout – that is what I said fgs! . .

No you nevah!

Shhhhh…..whispers to Wordsworth….. she did… she told me she did :D

Bet she nevah sed it in floorless French like wot I wud!

ah, but I can say in floorless French…………Encoullee:D

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@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Did someone say something??

I just laughed out loud, but I was trying something about laughter therapy off the telly. What have I missed?

Nothing much. Just Teapot the Troll and her bizaare infatuation with me!

Understandable though,…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Did someone say something??

I just laughed out loud, but I was trying something about laughter therapy off the telly. What have I missed?

Nothing much. Just Teapot the Troll and her bizaare infatuation with me!

Understandable though, innit? :D

I had a bizarre…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

. . . Oh and btw will there be beach volleyball again this time? [/color] :) [/b]

Hell yeah!

Now if we can get the synchronised swimmers to do the beach volley ball . . . . . Man that game could do with some curves . . . .

You’re living in Cloud Cuckoo Land. No female athletes have…

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@Terry wrote:

The thing I dislike about all of this is the little clique that you, wordsworth and panda are a part of. And your answers are always so smug and righteous. And then you pat each other on the back at your smugness. Neither one of you has a valid point to make, but that’s not my problem..it’s yours .

Terry!!!!!…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

*looks out from beneath bamboo bunker

So you two, this bamboo, is it safe to eat?

I’m Hank Marvin, so hungry I’m just a shadow of my former self. :P

I dumped the peed on lot, cleaned up the trail and everything round the bunker is hygienic and fresh. I even double checked the source and the…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Feck off you got an extra day off for it.

Feck orf yerself, an’ suck up to Higgins, Just cos your last head of state was British doesn’t mean you can stop us dissin ours!

(smuggles fresh bamboo shoots in to Panda)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . . .

our feet are smelly ad sweaty and stick to the insoles. You can wash the smell out of the socks, but smelly sandals – yuck!

an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . .

A porous layer between the soles of your feet and the insole of the sandals (if sandals can have ‘in’ soles) actually improves…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@eve wrote:

y do men get sores on their feet from wearing sandals without socks? Women dont wear socks with sandals and it doesnt seem to be a problem. ? Maybe get sandals that fit?

men have sweaty feet eve.. thats why they smell a bit… and rub on sandals……. advice for all the…

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