http://forums.techguy.org/general-security/603629-security-help-tools.htmlDOA! WHATS THE BEST ANTI VIRUS THING I CAN GET..WITHOUT PAYING..BUT IM HAPPY TO PAY IT IF ITS OK ..JUST GOT ME LAPTOP BACK AFTER A VIRUS…COST ME £80 TO JUST TO CLEAN IT! WADDY YA THINK? ….COS IM THINKING TO BUY SOMETHING, CANT HAVE THAT…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

“Use the CPU by giving the computer something to do. This will stop the System Idle Process from running. Alternatively, re-boot it and start over.”

So what you’re saying is……….

TURN IT OFF AND THEN BACK ON AGAIN ?????????

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Well pete….

Its funny you should talk about small business loans and overdrafts…..

I know of at least 5 small business that lost there bank overdrafts this week. There a few that have been turn down for bank loans too.

If your in trouble with your mortgage, the banks will help you by running up has many charges as…

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Oh god ……… wimin

Don’t make me post “pic’s for dum blondes” on here

MY HERO :oops:

Well you’re are in the same position has most people this winter.

Gas prices have been going up for years and I have been telling people to stop using it for home heating, but no fooker listened.

and use what ? electric ? oil ?

We have all witnessed the twisted torching flirting between Summer and Stoneman in forum 3 for the last few months, but it seems to have come to an end.

i havent witnessed a damn thing aint even got a clue who they are

Well from my point of view.

My accountants are telling me inflation is running at about 12%, not the 5% government figure.

I have seen 7 “new build projects” cancelled this month and our sub business of kitchens and bathrooms has seen a down turn.

I have employment agent offering me staff at reduced rates

For the fir…

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I’m sorry but our office is now closed. :cry:

Please ask again between the hours of 9am-5pm :lol:

can you repeat that and tell me my call is important? :lol:

oh that driver thing worked a treat by the way, cheers for that.

Angelofmusic, one of forums 2 main “lock in’s, told me today of her shame of being “blackmailed” by “gambling addict”

She told me in confidences

It started off friendly, then it was all “best %%%% in here”
and “just am u want to c it on %%%, 8 inches and im wanking it”

Who cares? I told him

He’s an ugly f u c k e…

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Who you could wait until it burns the house down?

do what :?

Angelofmusic, one of forums 2 main “lock in’s, told me today of her shame of being “blackmailed” by “gambling addict”

She told me in confidences

It started off friendly, then it was all “best %%%% in here”
and “just am u want to c it on %%%, 8 inches and im wanking it”

Who cares? I told him

He’s an ugly f u c k e…

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Ok here the deal…..

Wirte a soppy love letter to bat………..

And I tell you how to fix it.

Doa have you totally lost whatever marbles you might have had??? I don,t want soppy love letters ffs. I,d throw up. And I told him how to fix it. Throw it in the bin and get a NEW one, ie BRAND NEW, not second hand from…[Read more]

Look this is the “general gossip” board and I will post “GOSSIP” !!!!!!!

One is just trying to keep people up to date on the news.

I can’t understand why people “gossip” all day in the lobbys and msn, but hate it on here.

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Why do people only ask this kind of qustion at 4am on a Sun morning?

because she was pi/ssed and wanted to cyber sh.ag the ar.se off her husband in the other room? :lol:

ffs LOL :D/

I did hear that one of the site staff was sack last week for continuo..
A source told me

We can’t talk about it, but someone moan to the site about him having a small sausage and the site feels its reflex on them in a bad way.

When he fill out the application form to become a chatguide, we through tiny rob was a chat name…

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I did hear that one of the site staff was sack last week for continuous naked web caming.

A source told me

“We can’t talk about it, but someone moan to the site about him having a small sausage and the site feels its reflex on them in a bad way. When he fill out the application form to become a chatguide, we t…

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Is this gossip?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

post it eslewhere from now on !!!!!!

It’s gossip, but in form of a poem.. :P

Know that Lucky, she’s ever so Mucky.. I was walking down the street, and she was gobbling Pete.. :shock:

For those of you who don’t see quench and welsh fem “chatting” in the forum 3 lobby, I must tell you all of the daily “chat lust”

For the last few weeks these two have been “talking dirty” for all to see.

Its only a matter of time before they meet and have s e x.

One chat said

At least she’s goner getting some and no…

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For those of you who don’t see quench and welsh fem “chatting” in the forum 3 lobby, I must tell you all of the daily “chat lust”

For the last few weeks these two have been “talking dirty” for all to see.

Its only a matter of time before they meet and have s e x.

One chat said

At least she’s goner getting some and no…

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Why didnt you just walk to the shop and buy some bottle water?

cos I had a shop full of customers and couldn’t shut up shop…….

Water came back at 12.30, never has a glass of water and a cup of coffee tasted so good! :lol:

I didn’t know he was gay and he was twice the size of me at the time.

This was the first and last time I have sober up in 10 sec’s, and ran like hell.

How did you knew he was twice your size? Was he already playing with his todger?
Is he still twice your size or have you stopped seeing him?
Which direction did…[Read more]

People are still asking me about these

That’s because you are a pummer. :lol:

WHO IS YOUR FAV WESTLIFE MEMBER?

Just when you think people on here can’t get any SADDER……………

they do !!!!

:shock:

Obviously a New Kids On The Block fan :roll:

It looks like your computers are under power.

I know people are running “other programs” at the same time has using this site, you wold be better off closing down anything your not using.

I think with all the “add on’s” you all seem to be using you are lucky its working at all.

Cheers will do.. :wink:

That sounds like all of my “work focer”

You miss out “foul mouthed Mrs” and pit bull dog !!!!! ( You sleep with one and other cooks)

What is wrong with having a 12 foot tv? I don’t think its wrong for anyone who is singel and earning less than £300 per week to be on benefits.

We don’t set the benfit levels, just pay…

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I think the case you should be looking at is the “war widows pension”.

Back in the 70’s the government try to standerize widows pension, it was to paid at a lower rate for everyone, including “war widows”.

The action failed and the Law lords ruling now apply to anyone claiming “state benefit without a changed of perso…

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Well the point I was trying to make was………….

In the past we all knew people would get into debt if they had too much credit.

We had laws stopping people from going to much in the red, the banks and building societies wouldn’t lend you the money “willy nilly “ .

But all that has changed.

The only people who seem to h…

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Well a slow computer and access can be cause by many things………

Errrr sauage on the keyboard……….

Errrrr slow modem……. errrr bad line speed or drop out or errrrrrrrrr……..

Or you computer being filled up with crap like spy ware or virus…..

But I personly feel its your computer trying to tell you…

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I think most people have been put off this pie after eating or buying supermarkets own brand pork pies or cheap ones, most of these are nasty.

Today I am looking at two pork pies

Dickinsons and Morris of Melton Mowbray
Paper rapper, made in Leicester 47% pork.
price about £3

Pork Farms medium pork pie.
Plastic rapper,…

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I am still none the wise why she needs AVG in the first place.

If you don’t use or visit po rn sites,

Don’t have m sn or any other message program.

Don’t shop online

Don’t down load music

Don’t do online bill paying or banking

You simply don’t need ant virus on your computer.

But if you do and you know shake hands…

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I know what has happen…………..

Your home page has been changen, your fast windows indexing has been shut down.

All kinds of “stuff” has happen to your computer.

I think the worst thing is that your boardband setting for ie have been f u c k e d up.

But I am not telling you how to fix it. Its soooooo easy its not…

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But I am not telling you how to fix it. Its soooooo easy its not worth my time telling you how.

:wink: :lol:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its the custum on this site to post a naked picture of yourself, or someone esle, (but not cath56 again pls).

why are u so obsessed wiv me yer moron!!!!!!!!!!!

hi bluebell welcome , dunt mind doa cos hes a typical example of why siblings shudnt marry !!!!!!!!!

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The problem is that most women start off looking like this.

But in a few years always look like this.

bloody hell cant believe she used to look like the 1st pic! Spose the drugs etc have taken its toll….mind you she always seems to be up the stick so maybe thats why shes always big these days :?

Apart from the fag in her mouth whats wrong with that pic

the police are trying to keep the cost down.

its a bit late for that isnt it? Look at how much money and resources were put into trying to find her, when all the time an uncle and family members who lived next door knew exactly where she was. The two women have been released, which must mean that they havent got…[Read more]

Its going to get worst, there are reports of “wilde boar” having a sex on the beach.

I can’t wait for the foxies and boars scraping on the beach.

Oh dear…. well if they are nicking your co/cktails that throws a completely different light on it all :shock:

Well I can change my home page without asking for help

You can’t

HAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Funniest post I’ve read in a longggggggggggggg time.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok she don’t know what kind of computer it is, but she tells me it’s a “dell”?

She has ant virus and a firewall, but she doesn’t know the name.

That will help a lot when it goes wrong.

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@Bat wrote:

My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

and she back……… lol!! Bless….

I did have a look at this and I can’t do anything with it.

You need a pro to fix it.

Try :

http://zeroflaws.com/

Thanks DOA, will check it out ta x

Why do people feel its ok to park legally? They would never dream of walking into tescos and stealing a tin of beans or mugging someone in the street.

Cos it’s legal maybe? :twisted:

I did have a look at this and I can’t do anything with it.

You need a pro to fix it.

Try :

http://zeroflaws.com/

Thought you was a Pro doa or is it your just a male PRO-stitute

Hotel rooms are about £50 per night; I still think you would be better off looking for a 1p ryanair flight to somewhere warm.

Not if they all share the same room :wink:

http://www.softpedia.com/get/CD-DVD-Tools/CD-DVD-Rip-Other-Tools/Video-DVD-Maker.shtml

Download this, its easy to use and free.

Downlaod the film you would like to pop on a dvd first, and follow the instrutions on the screen.

Let me know how you get on.

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My sister is still moaning about me having the words “one size fits all” on my brother in laws willy 15 years ago.

It was his stag night and how was I supposed to know that it would scab over and he couldn’t have sex for a month?

damn he mustve been well endowed to be able to fit 14 letters on his willy :shock: :P

Yes you would……… you don’t have Bupe like me.

No, you’re right I dont have Bupe, because thats a heroin detox drug for recovering addicts. Admitting the problem to others is the first step to recovery Doa. Well done.

But I am toying with the idea of a 3-day min cruse for the same price.

Why not hire a narrow boat on Manchester-Leeds canal? You can always take the party, should anyone turn up, to Manchester if the venue in Leeds is too posh for the roomies.
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I was in Leeds back in 1996; it was a nasty little northern place with too many roads and always looked “grey”.

I was like being in a book my Orson Wells, endless faceless people with nowhere to go and nothing to do.

Endless rows of houses that all looked the same, office blocks that made the place look like a Soviet sta…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

try:

http://forums.techguy.org/windows-nt-2000-xp/549456-msn-virus.html

Recommended.

Ive used these and would use them again. An advisor is personally assigned to your problem for free and helps you sort it out. It takes a few days and some time running scans etc but they are…

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