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…. before Bat breaks her new computer and asks for help fixing it???
Get your XP manuals ready folks !!!
I reckon she already has! :lol:
How long does it take to get it out of the box and plug it in?
Oh No !!! Please don’t say that …. she’s not had it for even half a day yet.
If it goes wrong it’s because she’s fiddled with something in the Control Panel …. daft old Bat.
@bat wrote:
My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
and she back………
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
@bat wrote:
My pissing internet. ffs, I’ve just spent ages on the phone with the little man from BT in India ffs. I’ve managed to get back online again now, though God knows how. Why can’t things just bloody work, ffs. It was ok this morning, grrrrrrr. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
and she back……… lol!! Bless….
Ok she don’t know what kind of computer it is, but she tells me it’s a “dell”?
She has ant virus and a firewall, but she doesn’t know the name.
That will help a lot when it goes wrong.
@bat wrote:
My effing printer is making me swear now, ffs. I installed it TO THE LETTER, exactly as I did with my other pc, and it worked fine, no problems. Now, when I click print, a window pops up asking me if I want to save the document. Errrr, NO I don’t want to save it, I want to print the effing thing, but it won’t. I looked in add/remove programes and it’s all installed, so why won’t the effing stupid thing print? And before you ask, no the cartridges are NOT empty. Poxy pile of junk. ffs. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Rotten orrible bloody swines the lot of ya. :lol: I have NOT fiddled with anything in the control panel young man, well that,s not strictly true, I did manage to change the wallpaper and the screensaver without making anything crash.I managed to plug it all in myself and turn it all on and it hasn,t blown up yet. Now all I want is for this effing useless poxy bloody printer to do what it,s supposed to bloody do………PRINT. ffs. :evil: I,ve found allsorts of interesting things in the registry though……………now what does THAT button do? :wink: :lol:
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Ok she don’t know what kind of computer it is, but she tells me it’s a “dell”?
She has ant virus and a firewall, but she doesn’t know the name.
That will help a lot when it goes wrong.
Of course I know what it,s called doa. It,s called errrrrrrrrrrm, errrrrrrr……… and the anti virus is ermmmmmmmmmm………….. now where DID I put the instruction manual? Oh I know, I threw it all away with the empty box, well I think it was empty…………………. :wink:
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