oh, he is just trying to get at me – however, he doesn’t know that I have a back-up account that he cannot sabotage, tis ok cos my hubby is IT security and is rectifying the situation, hence, I can still come into jc – bet that shocked you last night eh Joker?!!!!! :lol:

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So come on Martin, please let the ole fella back.

I spoke to thin in room Sunday before last and he mentioned a well known F3 chatter who was active in getting him banned. I won’t name in case thin is telling porkies.

In addition, has Camel Blue been banned? Not seen their joint enterprise for a while.

I can’t see why thin, grinch or cosy got banned nothing major sticks out.…

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@blonde_55 wrote:

Happy Birthday Words, bring on the bus pass and the heating allowance, cheap seats at the theatre etc. It’s great.

Woooh! Freebies!!!!

Cheaper rail travel up norf too

Thin’s not been banned – Annette’s got him chained to St Andrew’s Cross in her dungeon –

Welshy comes round at 10 to administer 500 lashes a day

Joker watches on webcam . . . . . . .

Sighs but I missed you in Corby Words and from what I hear that was a sight to see. (Blue Pills mate))

Joker is new…what credibility does he have against us “oldies” tsk!! From what I remember Minnie likes Thin….or am I mixing posts up? :lol:

Anyway lets guess why he was banned :

I reckon Thin went round to give Martin a quote for some work on his “extension” and Mrs Martin caught Thin with the “tape measure” in his hand…

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Ungrit your dentures old man and dry your tears, you look like the fool that you are :D

Ungritted, tears dried up and still you can’t get to me I’m so disappointed you being my favoutite Puppet and all !!!!!

Maybe when you grow some balls and pop out of the closet Scrotey I’ll pay you some attention as you seem so…[Read more]

Corr Lets not get personal Yvonne heres me thinking what a nice girl you were too xxxx

:lol:

Not attacking, just batting one back for the good guys ( in my humble opinion only)

Far be it from Scrotehanger to attack Jen its merely humour & dare I say it Banter.
But pleased you noticed it too.

Who? me, JJ or pepsi?!! :lol:

Must be Pepsi you’ve never been classy in your life

I remember a kid on tv once when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up saying an astronaut and if he couldnt be that then a coach driver.

That self same kid is in F3 Regularly So he never made NASA

@Chameleon wrote:

Yesterday this site displayed a banner against the censorship.
Irony as my thread about Kenty and Thin has been deleted.
Did Thin threaten Kenty to get it removed? 8)

I see what you mean about irony. It’s plain hypocrisy to have displayed that banner and then delete threads whilst also banning ppl.

I wouldn’t be…

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Pandas storys feature people who joker loves to hate.
Does joker have his hand up Pandas ar se.
Joker your never going to be thin.
Claire wont ever says yes neither will Maria.
Are you joker the only man that Wild at Heart turned down,even vippy got lucky.

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thin is a typo king………..does he get someone to proof read before it’s posted if he’s camel blue?

Funny you should say that Tinks The Orginal Camel Toe said she’d noticed a vast improvement in Thins Typing ability and Lack of Blondes (Blondes BTW is my simile for Spelling Mistakes)

Dunno but I reckon we’re gonna have a story from thin soon as the blue camel puts lead in his pencil. :D

How do you know Camel Toe is Thin Ice ????

@anc wrote:

Can’t remember what Richard Madeley’s excuse was?!

I think he said he forgot it was there because it was underneath some other shopping,could be wrong though.

I though it was under his Coat ???

cold

Colder than a Nuns Crotch on a cold day

Sadly J I’m not, life has dealt me a cruel blow and created more pressing things that need my attention, but fear not I am still in the game> watching and waiting for others to post the tales / pictures of Helen’s little nawty antics & acts of indiscretion. I still say…[Read more]

Hmmm….something very interesting has happened on this thread since I posted my piece….tut tut you know who you are and I know now too! [-X

Nudges Kenty Who is it Lass ?? And according to rumours A/ you’d been driven away by Thin (To which carpark no one knows) B/ You’d migrated to India to set up a Consultancy in…[Read more]

@..Joker.. wrote:

@boojangle wrote:

If you had to choose another boardie/chatter to be stranded on an Island with … who would

you choose and why

:?:

I’d Choose Andrea NC at least I’d have a mutton dinner !!

Ah, so the rumours about you getting a gun and trying to find out my address so you can shoot me are true then!

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If you had to choose another boardie/chatter to be stranded on an Island with … who would

you choose and why

:?:

I’d Choose Andrea NC at least I’d have a mutton dinner !!

Panda, you are deluded to say the least. Joker may be playing along with your “admission to pretence” game but he tells people things. Like it or not, if anyone has information about you and him it would have come from him. I myself have heard, third party of course, so he is a liar you have proved it. 8)
Thanks :wink:

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@sceptical guy wrote:

How the Joker squirms and sweats, sweats and squirms…

such an arrogant Joker, as Hubris starts to confront Nemesis, and puffs itself up like a giant toad, shouting ‘Who dares to burst ME????’

I Dare! :lol:

Rosepital you have neither the intelligence or the ability my dear but keep on thinking you have…[Read more]

Not that I am defending the men on JC, but this can be said about some women too….

Women can be the same too

xx

Maybe we should start a Poll on who has been done the most times and by who, I can think of a few been thats been Done and also a few thats done the doing LOL.

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Rosie :lol:

One of my many pet names for you Sweetheart If you are gonna Bunny Boil me we need to be on a more intimate level xxxx

J,its 6 , and lets be honest, Joker is an endless source of material, everytime he opens his mouth its note worthy… in one way or another. People are either laughing AT him, or cringing at the school boyish sexual innuendo’s, which coming from a Grandfather quite turn the stomach.
He’s definately a ‘ Character’

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Why don’t you just post these pics?

I wish he would I’m keen to see what I’ve been shagging the last 3 Years BTW thin when did I fit the others in you’ve mentioned over the years ???? Give it up Lad you are falling well short of credibity..

Steady Rose you almost gave his Pen name away !

@balloons wrote:

wats up wiv usin yer real name :roll:

Nothing Janeylou, ask everyone else who doesn’t use it either. 8)

like so many others in JC they love to run away with abuse and pathetic insults but Unlike me use others names in which to do it When Joker calls you a tw@t you know its joker BTW Chamelon did I ever tell…[Read more]

btw Kenty is single. 8)

Kenty is NOT single she just likes to act like she is.

@Chameleon wrote:

Panda, if Thin merely interfering in pm with Nas ended your friendship, could not have been much in the first place. 8)

ive no idea who nas is
ive never had a pm with panda

and yea panda i know nothing about you other than what joker says
and he does like to show your pick around :wink:

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My question is this…. should the British taxpayer pay for the removal of breast implants to women who paid for them privately purely for aesthetic reasons?

My thought is no…. if they could afford to have them done then they should be responsible for their removal….. nothing is ever that simple though is it?

Should the…

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reading Joker’s responses on this thread is almost as good as reading the story. How the old toad squirms and sweats in a pathetic attempt to show he’s the master of JC still!

I’d like to say I’ve avoided the sting of Coathanger’s poisoned pen, but unfortunately I haven’t – albeit only a minor sting.

These stories are…

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J I still say Helen offers a better Pic than you do though !! Was that Pic taken in Silicon Valley Per chance ????

” There once was a Old Git called Joker. Should be AN old (terrible 3/10)

He looked like he’d swallowed a Poker.

he thought he was witty

but looked like a Titty

They all laughed at the rancid old ‘folker’ !! Poor usage of Words(1/10)

A retard was our “Coathanger”
forever dropping a clanger,
though he tried to be…

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Lol Yes Dear, Whatever you say Dear ….lol

Careful, you sound like your starting to believe your own press lol ” King of my World”

Nice Twinset btw ….. :-

My Kingdom isn’t vast but you my boy will always bow down before me with envy. Now impress me some more with your crayons Try Poetry then Cosy can join in.

:D Dream on, Grandad

Coathanger is definitely dancing the insults start Hums like a puppet on a string.

Joker, Sir…. You don’t get up my nose what so ever dearest, You give me hours of endless amusement. Carry on just ….being you ……. :D

Coathanger I don’t need your consent to carry on you are a mere puppet amongst the many puppets in JC but remember tis I that pulls your strings

A haaa thats why it didnt make sense :lol:

Use your imagination or are you drying up ???

:lol:

The sexual aspect aside, they’re actually supposed to be very good for stress incontinence as they tone the pelvic floor.

Do you sell them in your Knick Knack Shop Jen I’m sure your orders will triple LOL

most of the stories have become lame and weak
and are just of a copy cat nature

Perhaps you could turn your literary skills to writing something other than a tirade of Insults or self proclaimed conquests ??? Come on Thick Slice now’s your chance the Spotlight to which you aspire is on YOU!!!