@Melody wrote:

Ok here are 20 questions to try and wake the forum up!

The general topic this time is dating/flirting since you do it all so well….

1) Where did you go on your first ever date? rambling in suffolk, i wish i was joking!
2) Where would you go now on a first date? stevenage
3) How far would you go with someone…

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I do believe you all must have lost my address dammit.

Melody, I would’ve sent it to your MSN but …

Unfortunately my iPhone wont let me into the quiz :(

Happy florist 200% profit day xxxx

Ah darn it! :(

Hahaha!! That’s the best one yet! Happy Anti-V Day to you too!

Unfortunately my iPhone wont let me into the quiz :(

Happy florist 200% profit day xxxx

Happy Hallmark day to you too Mel and F2 :wink:

Ding dong my dongles dead!!! RIP

I miss the quiz, the banter with yas and to quote a famous song

Craig…..

And I miss your ginger hair (:D:D:D)

Boooohooo lol

Oh Melody… you always know the right thing to say! My ginger hair misses you too!

You need to get your dongle sorted (oh my) and get back in there missy!

Blossom you don’t even know who you are let alone anyone else fella

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ding dong my dongles dead!!! RIP

I miss the quiz, the banter with yas and to quote a famous song

Craig…..

And I miss your ginger hair (:D:D:D)

Boooohooo lol

Melodyyyy………I was wondering where u were!!! hurry up and get a new dongle!! I miss those geordie voice clips

@f-surrey wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I am in the independent chatter party… my manefesto is keep ya nose out, ya pms locked and just banter in chat. That said I consider a couple of you friends… Desmondy included and in fact out of all the people over the years who have come and gone Des is one of the only people I actually trust enough…

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@Melody wrote:

This one features Jaqw, Lucy and Doo (Flurry)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJxYRtGUM4&feature=related

Omg just seen this and I love it haha.. I got animal pjs for xmas too :)
This is for you doo (Melody)..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfiZy9qnsHI (This bloke is a legend) xx

Omg bless him!

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@Cherriepie wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

hello young people :D

I just read through this thread….. so sorry for sugar.. obviously her life is not good. There again which of us has a perfect life?… I hope she finds peace and is not too upset to have been “found out” I wish you would all say come back all is forgiven… I suspect it…

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here we go again….

Ok here we go againnnnnnnnnnn

1) What do you have for breakfast on christmas day? I don’t usually eat breakfast…
2) What main present do you hope santa puts in his sack for you? A great new year ♥
3) Who are you spending christmas with? Family and friends
4) Will you be online on christmas day? Other than…

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I took my daughters to visit some of the Somme burial sites in Picardy, France. Even at their tender ages they understood the loss, I visited the Somme American Cemetery near Bony where some 1800 soldiers are laid to rest, 1000s of miles from home where maybe their own family have never visited. The most heart rendering of all is…

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Haha

When Pasty and I signed up to twitter we started a mini competition to see who could get a retweet or a mention message off a celeb first…

I would just like to say…

I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I got a mention and a retweet off Lennox Lewis tonight… yayyyyyyyyyyyy

HA! no win, lenox has a glass chin and Z list.

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16 I think…. for the banter… when it’s good it really does make me L O L (thanks Pasty)

:) :) :)

pasty xxx

@Melody wrote:

It’s not dead yet…. there is a ‘shallow’ pulse.

a description of me
shallow
with a pulse :P

Well spotted :D

It’s not dead yet…. there is a ‘shallow’ pulse.

a description of me
shallow
with a pulse :P

@Melody wrote:

We have started playing this in F2 sometimes… haha.. for want of something more mature to do obviously!

Lets play it here…

Post whether you wanna snog marry or avoid the person who last posted (and remember its a game! lol) I thought about naming a person for the next person but maybe that will cause trouble… so…

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We have started playing this in F2 sometimes… haha.. for want of something more mature to do obviously!

Lets play it here…

Post whether you wanna snog marry or avoid the person who last posted (and remember its a game! lol) I thought about naming a person for the next person but maybe that will cause trouble… so lets see how…

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1] whats ya favourite colour? Olive drab
2] Fav food? Pie!
3] Fav drink? Umbungo
4] Fav song? Love changes everything – climie fisher
5] Fav day out? Lego land
6] Fav tv program? Toss up between tenko and funhouse
7] Fav website? YouTube
8] Fav cartoon character? Captain caveman
9] fav animal? Worm
10] Fav item of clothing you own?…

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@Melody wrote:

I once set a jelly in a girls pencil tin with all her pencils suspended in it. :lol:

Melody,thats just priceless.Did u keep a straight face?????

Yes, I took her pencil tin home on a night I knew we had no homework – set all her stuff in jelly then put it back in her bag at the start of school. She opened her tin and…[Read more]

@Melody wrote:

Thinking the spag bol am making for dinner with uber garlic in it is maybe not the best idea for dinner when I have a dentist check up in the morning – oopsie

More HIS problem than yours… :lol:

HERS! and I ate it regardless! Ha

or…. fill it with with fake snow and let ppl sledge down the sides… you would need a lift in the middle to bring ppl back out

you becoming my hero now. I’ve just ripped down that poster of Elvis’ Granny…..

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fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

Mel you deffo in the zone, but I’m 87 and a half years old. How long will this growing business take ?

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subterranian city

ok that’s good.

Might be expensive though. Lets compare the cost of, say………….Air ?

@desmondy wrote:

The title to this thread caught my eye. A few questions? sure I can do that.

On closer inspection it appeared to be longer than a Tolstoy epic.

So for the benefit of those infected with mongism and general ‘cantbearsedtoreadallofititis’, such as myself, is there any chance of a bite size version.

ie a FEW…

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Some scenarios where I have told off other ppls children….

1) 4 boys from year 5 climbing on a wall with a 30 foot fall on the other side. I told them off and stood and waited for them to climb down. This horrified my daughter as she was in their class at school

2) a child in my street decided to play chicken and stand in the…

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@Melody wrote:

I can flare my nostrils, flip my tongue upside down, roll my tongue and roll it into s ‘w’ shape lol a bit like a clubs symbol from a pack of cards, and i can do the crab without touching the floor behind me!

I bet the guys love u :D

Eeeeeee eve I will pretend I don’t know what you mean :P

I can flare my nostrils, flip my tongue upside down, roll my tongue and roll it into s ‘w’ shape lol a bit like a clubs symbol from a pack of cards, and i can do the crab without touching the floor behind me!

I bet the guys love u :D

skateboards through****

I love your cat siggy melody… a cat doing its nails….lol… lovely :D

Regret drinking 2 bottles of wine at my neighbours house coz now I feel like I’m on my deathbed.

I do like that answer it mad me smile :)

The clever lassies steer clear of just chat relationships full stop :lol:

edited because I can.

Is that lassies as in dogs? :P

Woop woop woop big up doodah daughter xxxxxx

Ps salutations from the Isle of Wight…. Topping up tan:-)))

Seriously though… The girl got brains looks and boobies! Just like me n u doo xx

Have you been on holiday moldy????

And congrats too!!

You’re not drunk if you can still lie on the floor without having to hold on.

Lol Melody, I have only ever been truly drunk once in my life (I know Im boring) but I remember thinking … even though I was laid on the floor flat out that I was going to fall off any minute :D

Actually I think they should both just do a reinactment of this scene and post it on youtube for us all to watch….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cELwKLkROc

:lol:

lol i’m up for that lol

She is and get your pic up here Craig :lol: :wink:

Haha! I was wondering how long it would take for you to say something like this!

Well, it’s okay.. my avatar is better than me anyway so people can enjoy that!

Actually it was a toasted muffin with cheese, bacon and tomato in it and it was superb :D

Oh my God! I hate you right now! I’ve had nothing so far today :(

Seriously though, I’m glad you enjoyed it.

@Melody wrote:

fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

:-k

this woman aint the full ticket

:lol:

I just like to think outside the box Tinks! :lol:

fill it with trees then when they have grown you can stand at the edge of the hole and be on level with the birds in the tree tops

:-k

this woman aint the full ticket

:lol:

@Melody wrote:

It is 54 Years since Uk first submitted an entry in the Eurovision song contest!

Details pls :D

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Hehe Gaz she should work in Aldi Luton like I did as a stop gap back in the 90s then she would know ‘quality’ customers lol

I used to have to memorise all the prices – I was dead clever back then! Pmsl.

It’s safe to say that won’t happen Melz, unless bound, gagged and dragged there by the DWP heheh. :lol:

@Dani wrote:

@will wrote:

not good today.. baby liam’s colic is pretty bad and the gripe water aint workin. :cry:

not good hunni, my little one had colic really bad, tried the gripe water, infacol etc, the only thing that worked for him was the colief drops, pretty expensive for the size of the bottle but once u know they work u can…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Once you resort to belittling, deriding and personal abuse you have lost the argument.

I say the same about the use of profanity in an argument.

I agree, with both statements here, people also assume because you do not resort to those levels you must be weak….. never confuse niceness with weakness.

Everything happens for a reason. Here is hoping today brings a better day for you x

Thank you … I appreciate your kind words x

Spare a thought for us poor mothers who now can’t do lunch or shop til we drop for the next 6 weeks without a gaggle of moaning mini people in tow :lol: ***i need a tongue in cheek smilie**

Couldnt find a tongue in cheek smilie Melody but i did find this one just for u as u like rainbows….!!

Aww bless aint love grand

(apparently – someone told me it is) :lol:

No, I said it’d cost a grand…

@Melody wrote:

@Taffyfish wrote:

Hmmmm wonder wot 69 is going to be????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

other than a number I have no eyed deer what else it could be :lol: :^o

That was SO not what I expected :wink:

@Taffyfish wrote:

Hmmmm wonder wot 69 is going to be????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

other than a number I have no eyed deer what else it could be :lol: :^o

Years ago when M S N chatrooms and Yahoo Chat Rooms were all the go (and not closed down) I came in after a night out and decided to go online – back then all the ppl I chatted to were american and mostly online in the early hours…
I promptly went into a Yahoo chat room were they had a c a m chat option, flung my c am on for all to…

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My name is Earl :-D

That made me :lol:

My name is Earl :-D

:lol: Melody….loved it! Might get the DVD Box set for my son for Christmas actually he was a huge fan…..then I can watch it :lol: