Just Chat | orson kart | Activity https://www.justchat.co.uk/members/orson-kart/activity/ Activity feed for orson kart. Sun, 19 Apr 2026 20:04:14 +0000 https://buddypress.org/?v=3.1.0 en-GB 30 hourly 2 6fba0fd058179bca274aec0d1920103c orson kart started the topic ID LIKE TO THANK MY MATE MILKY in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/id-like-to-thank-my-mate-milky/ Tue, 05 Dec 2017 17:23:25 +0000 for his tip memories on his Bristol thread I  to lived near a tip and his remininces stirred up memories of my first true love

in fact it was the first ever poem I wrote

its called

 

love at the tip

it was amongst the broken bottles and cans

that’s where I met my first true love

she was rooting around in a bin

looking as picturesque as…[Read more]

]]> 31fe76bdace04d13b1a5c98c82555a1f orson kart replied to the topic The poster known as cry baby to admin "Hugs and Winks" in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-poster-known-as-cry-baby-to-admin-hugs-and-winks/#post-1081585 Sun, 03 Dec 2017 21:34:13 +0000 easiest vote ever that :yes:

ps wheres your poem about him, mines done.

]]> b2215e2f2c0c8e8c643ea71c7bd1279b orson kart replied to the topic The Genius is amongst us. in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-genius-is-amongst-us/#post-1081547 Sun, 03 Dec 2017 17:00:43 +0000 :yes:

]]> fc86d03bfdd5eaaba53ea8d34f3aeb91 orson kart replied to the topic The Genius is amongst us. in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-genius-is-amongst-us/#post-1081543 Sun, 03 Dec 2017 16:56:23 +0000 :whistle:

]]> 832256526e95157d696a03d028c9c43b orson kart replied to the topic The Genius is amongst us. in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-genius-is-amongst-us/#post-1081543 Sun, 03 Dec 2017 16:56:23 +0000 ;eyes;:

]]> 433d4c72b764be8e6277f13aea1aae63 orson kart replied to the topic Hats over Eyes in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hats-over-eyes/page/6/#post-1080848 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 18:37:18 +0000 best I could do k,but the thoughts there hope you appreciate the humour

course I will contribute xx xx

]]> ebe590a56636473cde68bdf179fdbe26 orson kart replied to the topic Hats over Eyes in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hats-over-eyes/page/6/#post-1080846 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 18:35:01 +0000 User avatar

 

 

]]> 5760902b980ba9b162d3b9a4e154b70b orson kart replied to the topic Hats over Eyes in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hats-over-eyes/page/5/#post-1080844 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 18:33:25 +0000 hat

]]> 5671c9c091198a713a6376cda3d5d93b orson kart replied to the topic Freaky. in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/freaky-2/page/10/#post-1080838 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 16:55:31 +0000 well that’s probably because you are…come on mate not being funny with you but youre exactly the brightest bulb in the hallway are you?
you never seem to make sense to me
how old are you?

]]> a6ed14926c19a469e3207ab104f1686f orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-songpoem-for-tell-tales/#post-1080836 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 16:45:24 +0000 its a bit intricate tbh babs man
best way to explain it to you is,i just grab a load of chords,sort of shake them in my palms then chuck em in the air and whatever lands and I catch
I just play that

the music isn’t that important to me…well it is but
my lyrics are more important to me,because I can get my words across to people,who I want to…[Read more]

]]> cac89e4356ad1de3a993a7df02a0ff01 orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-songpoem-for-tell-tales/#post-1080718 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:46:15 +0000 lol sairs

]]> 48f81c341edf55b895d3ea24640defc5 orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-songpoem-for-tell-tales/#post-1080716 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:37:33 +0000 part 2

well im gonna kill em all,im the man to do it
I was gonna rob a bank,but I went and blew it
cos when I got there the police already knew it
down to touts,yeh down to touts
well im gonna break myself a nose
you gotta break a nose sometimes

in fact im gonna grab myself a grass
and stick bottles up his _ass
im gonna get me a nark
and bury…[Read more]

]]> 678b52063f101e0a29852faa714ff2b5 orson kart replied to the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-songpoem-for-tell-tales/#post-1080711 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:25:57 +0000 c with a bit of d and e minor

]]> 9b2cc6a51e14a9c8c038f9402a02b303 orson kart started the topic A SONG/POEM FOR TELL TALES in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/a-songpoem-for-tell-tales/ Wed, 29 Nov 2017 10:10:54 +0000 IT is one of my songs but I will put it in poem form oh any resemblance to a reg in here is purely coincidental.

well they start off so small
being monitors in the hall
raising their hands in classrooms and telling teachers the news
but they always gave me the blues,with their highly polished shoes
they never pushed in ,in queues
while telling…[Read more]

]]> 168bf83c1662dcf4b425af988af154b8 orson kart replied to the topic Freaky. in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/freaky-2/page/10/#post-1080693 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 09:47:25 +0000 bet you were the kid in the playground hugs who always got battered
and your satchel thrown in a puddle

for snitching,

]]> c31044350ce210580605567e4dbe5801 orson kart replied to the topic Freaky. in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/freaky-2/page/10/#post-1080692 Wed, 29 Nov 2017 09:44:27 +0000 and phil the curtain twitcher strikes again
is there anything you don’t miss or report back to ghq?
you remind me of that paul whitehouse sketch where he skits Michael caine

im a nosy neighbour.

]]> a781af729527ff03f038400ecd6d3bda orson kart replied to the topic HEY IVE GOT A QUIZ in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-ive-got-a-quiz/#post-1080317 Mon, 27 Nov 2017 00:52:12 +0000 just checking scores hang on im in pain

tonight ive got toothache

ok
1,well its none other than wannabbe guide ram
2,oh its mr head boy of the school for 3 years running(he kept going back for more floggings the boy with the sidesplitting hilarious name ariston
3 yeh her who cows down to the jc massif.

shakes head how old are youse.

]]> 789f63ba6a5ddbab4e4488355978891c orson kart started the topic HEY IVE GOT A QUIZ in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-ive-got-a-quiz/ Mon, 27 Nov 2017 00:45:55 +0000 I put it in here I don’t want to ruin my sticky on gds quiz
ok eyes down look in
q1,who said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q2,who uncannily also said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q3,who said ok I will buckle down to you even tho im a guide and its my quiz?

]]> 789f63ba6a5ddbab4e4488355978891c orson kart started the topic HEY IVE GOT A QUIZ in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-ive-got-a-quiz/ Mon, 27 Nov 2017 00:45:55 +0000 I put it in here I don’t want to ruin my sticky on gds quiz
ok eyes down look in
q1,who said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q2,who uncannily also said if you let orson in the quiz im leaving?

q3,who said ok I will buckle down to you even tho im a guide and its my quiz?

]]> 99a27f3bca80c63c49c245141a0e0cef orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/3/#post-1079312 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:56:33 +0000 no I don’t eks no me and you have chatted for eons and always got on,but you know what and who im referring to
don’t play the wide eyed innocent lamb with me bubba..

]]> 8aaffc4c124668ce028ebe82b8e0761b orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/3/#post-1079310 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:51:53 +0000 lol

]]> 6d80eb9ee9ae242a3f3bdace3e5513a7 orson kart replied to the topic Looking out the plane window in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/looking-out-the-plane-window/#post-1079281 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 14:32:28 +0000 I take pictures of clouds as a bit of a hobby like (yeh I know sad)
but when I enlarged it
yeh it does look like jesus think knock is a religious place in eire
nah im only kidding on closer inspection it looks like a dog looking left with his/her collar a bit askew?

]]> 91d83bfb39c525990e392dd2e9e9d1e1 orson kart replied to the topic I had a pet newt called Tiny........... in the forum Chat forum one boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/i-had-a-pet-newt-called-tiny/#post-1079269 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:50:33 +0000 0c00c150c9b0f94e238e81dff6203ab3 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/3/#post-1079266 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:05:05 +0000 yeh well you would wouldn’t you nem.

]]> 440e74003ac256caf5b4d3f50b929485 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/2/#post-1079250 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 03:15:55 +0000 so im not allowed to make a nonsense thread ok
but why do you think its all about you?
you mean nothing to me
stop being paranoid fgs
hey breaking news ge the world doesn’t revolve around you
I was merely giving my friends linda and milks a cryptic message
stop making mountains out of mole hills now go to bed and sleep it off.

]]> fb9d873241c731a072e9e3265e30a674 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/2/#post-1079244 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 03:01:17 +0000 are you drunk again ge. don’t make me embarrass you…..again.

]]> 45c7122f95dd4d47624fd0754b0ba480 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/2/#post-1079242 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 02:59:45 +0000 what you on about a sly thread?

]]> 0d7443354bc5cc3a2ba53bf026510005 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/page/2/#post-1079238 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 02:52:43 +0000 just go away just nothing just like your name you just mean nothing to me you cant even type properly im just dismissing you ,you irritating inconspicuous little pest,im trying to talk to linda ok,when you’ve got something constructive to say I might,just might lower my level and deem to talk to you,but I wouldn’t hold your breath just…[Read more]

]]> 303df042ebb2784fc466660ae334b281 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/#post-1079231 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 01:16:32 +0000 ruby ge said you’ve been slagging me off.

]]> e61110ccc511a184bb4c096fd52f5ede orson kart replied to the topic Docs and Laces in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/docs-and-laces/page/3/#post-1079222 Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:20:44 +0000 I remember when I was a kid the girls used to wear monkey boots they were always purple,with yellow laces I kn0w a chatter from here who used to wear them obviously I cant say her name that would be crass
but tracy used to wear them when she used to collect golf balls in heaton park Manchester/Salford border she used to go and dive into heaton…[Read more]

]]> b58de0fe2226065cd2bc63f93c9e5e62 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/#post-1079220 Wed, 15 Nov 2017 23:58:27 +0000 what did I have for dinner linda ?,,,,aah well I had swordfish,baby potatos and seasonal vegetables.

]]> 86d6e635ec419cc44d931219102e5eb8 orson kart replied to the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/#post-1079218 Wed, 15 Nov 2017 23:55:16 +0000 linda if you are still here,cant come in chat im banned dunno why,but can you tell our mutual friend he has surpassed himself and got over 26 pages and counting on his thread about… cant tell you the site but im sure if you pass him his shreddies in the morning he will know
love you loads linda tc all the best cose xxx
p,s er no I cant but ge…[Read more]

]]> 2710c721a6c17ce67451b650ebcc9ebd orson kart started the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/ Wed, 15 Nov 2017 21:49:12 +0000 yeh hi sorry about the title,bit rusty not done a thread for like ages
first does anybody know what I mean by said title
cos I don’t lol
think its an English thing
any higgles or piggles anybody?
if so tell us
ty.

]]> 2710c721a6c17ce67451b650ebcc9ebd orson kart started the topic THE HIGGEDLY PIGGEDLY THREAD in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/the-higgedly-piggedly-thread/ Wed, 15 Nov 2017 21:49:12 +0000 yeh hi sorry about the title,bit rusty not done a thread for like ages
first does anybody know what I mean by said title
cos I don’t lol
think its an English thing
any higgles or piggles anybody?
if so tell us
ty.

]]> 91cb3ae815a21ef1a25b94efc0b8d164 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/6/#post-1078177 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 22:11:30 +0000 fck off you dick pats chatters never go against each other that’s why we have a rows and rants thread what non members cant see
what is said in pats rants stays there
maybe you and doa are mates now I dunno but id be very upset if doa supported a liar and an oik like you in fact if he sided with you doa knows id leave pats so abort your mission ge

]]> 63736122f79cfd737d893eb9b612bd38 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/6/#post-1078171 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 22:04:34 +0000 lol when doa sorts it for me he will do fck all for you
why don’t you do it yourself big man?

]]> ff6b61a88885f1adc31863d5f86f4067 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/6/#post-1078167 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:57:17 +0000 yeh ge but youre forgetting one thing doa hates you
he will always side with me as I would do by him.
so you call the owner ginger bollox coont
right ok apart from hes not ginger but is a coont lol
then we got you laughing at sunny having a stroke
then you took the pish out of my bud doa having a heart attack
then weve got you calling tiggy a perv…[Read more]

]]> d19eff03862ba102070fc9ce8fb81610 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/5/#post-1078161 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:39:46 +0000 oh kinell gez is playing the auld posts gig
yeh go on man
ive got all yours here shall we start with janey?
nah im not that childish

]]> 390002faee8623395f221204339a1923 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/5/#post-1078156 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:36:00 +0000 oh I cba with you gez tonight just go away you silly little man
come back when you’ve got something constructive to say or some proof about me
imnot liked in pats ha ha I lay you down my 25,ooo posts to your 5,000
hang on before I dismiss you …again
what exactly is your problem with me?

]]> ef87a25dafc38a565b6c64b928c29326 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/5/#post-1078149 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:21:28 +0000 right im only going to say this once to you gerrie
1,i have never put any songs in chat show me where?
2,when linda first joined you said cant wait till cosy finds out linda is really a hairy arsed bricklayer from Barnsley
3,mr reed does read pats and your foul mouthed attacks on fast cars.peeks,sunny me,doa poli tiggy and catmanblue,irish…[Read more]

]]> d1f8e7fa8a245b904cf62386a27f45f5 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/5/#post-1078140 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 21:04:26 +0000 oh hey up gerries getting rattled now watch out lindy
he be calling you a _cunt next like he did with janey sairs and moose and several others
and he threw his hat in the ring to be a guide lol yeh man
does he not know that martin checks the sister site over the road
and marts would be appalled the way he abuses a fellow chat site owner
ok marts…[Read more]

]]> 84d966d43bcdcd462a6b98d5e234cf3f orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/4/#post-1078099 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 18:59:35 +0000 linda me little darling you may as well bang your head against the wall
than get any sense out of this lot
lets face it they hate us we don’t conform
but hey linda I still love you xxx

]]> 64a3ddc39746f147dbd22c8d554b6cd3 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/4/#post-1078096 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 18:55:55 +0000 8b9f1bf654ff3d71ffca0b03347eacb3 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/3/#post-1078072 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:28:12 +0000 shake it off https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM

 

 

]]> c6621062739a68e14c660d22fdf63ff1 orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/3/#post-1078070 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:24:36 +0000 what quiz where is it?  oh that quiz  lol yeh mon.

shake it off baby.

]]> 642843ed2919e01eb08d41b0cf766c6d orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/3/#post-1078059 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:13:35 +0000 look this is the last time im going to reply to you just nothing

you haven’t even heeded a word skep said or his constructive advice

so im out  you just keep calling me farty, call me whatever you want

have fun bye.

]]> f4272a72c3cde0f931fb8c5fdee4c1e1 orson kart replied to the topic Today is a great day..... in the forum Chat forum one boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/today-is-a-great-day/page/3/#post-1078053 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:03:56 +0000 when are you going to learn how to quote?

]]> 41b43612fb6aace804e3f6ec02f5f38c orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/3/#post-1078049 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 16:52:42 +0000 oh earwigo lets all pick on our jan eh what harm has she ever done to you?i cant /wont speak for anybody else but the way you type irks me did they not teach you grammar in your school?

]]> 0fd3eb312c0f76e3c3ba8e3eebfeca3a orson kart replied to the topic Today is a great day..... in the forum Chat forum one boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/today-is-a-great-day/page/2/#post-1077990 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 12:04:58 +0000 im bewildered at you just nothing you really are what your name suggests

listen look yeh how can any grown man rhyme my name  with fart?

juvenile yes clever no

nay infantile like little kids do in playgrounds

you keep on rocking little boy blue lets have some more nursery kindergarten puns

but lest they ever forget your name will allways be…[Read more]

]]> 9654d069a600bf02837426dea946666e orson kart replied to the topic HEY YOU BORED OF CHATTING in the forum Chat forum three boards https://www.justchat.co.uk/boards/topic/hey-you-bored-of-chatting/page/2/#post-1077988 Mon, 06 Nov 2017 11:54:04 +0000 ha ha lol theres ges eponymous song lubs ya gez xx

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