i hope the child survies and does well.. curious prayeers.. go with the child..

maybe now you might understamd Chronic Lymoedema. and low blood pressure.. not to mention underactive throid..

folks aint perfect Laine.. i aint..
stop being soooo opinioated.. and so make fun of vague !

we are near the same age.. by christ if you…

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diamond destiny is ace. she is one of a few that says “hiya” to me.

erhum :?

get f.ucked Pete.. wasnt saying that at all..

I have absolutely no idea what you’re on about.. you weren’t saying what ?

@jen_jen wrote:

I suspect he’s trying to make his mark and live up to his name…

yeah… do not feedeth yon troll .. :wink:

indeed :wink:

FFS.. I TOLD you not to let on i was a Bikini Model for Evan’s 20 plus range ! thats my persona ruined now.. oh well onto my next one…

Not too fussed. the vajazzle model..

Lol ruby

@rubyred wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Behave you lot…it was a sincere apology !! :lol:

and May i just say kenty.. your “sincerety” had me weeping into my skype mouthpeice. I HAD to hang up on Panda in a tartan blanket ! I was over wrought with emulsion.

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@rubyred wrote:

@Ang47 Wales wrote:

Hello everyone.

And the sniping continues,,,Oh what is that ,,,yes, the band wagon has just passed me by, but i refuse to jump on it,,, :lol:

Ooops you did it again !!

Hello everyone ( yes i have done it again )..Why do people get irate in here, its the boards,,or is this another place for…

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@rubyred wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

You do what you want my mad little Scottish bint.

I aint voting for independence, but then I don’t have a vote anyway.

8)

I will ” bint ” ye.. right in the puss :)

footnote .. eh dinna ken ( i dont know) ..

http://youtu.be/SR2aJDlZA5s

Didn’t he sing aboot an ninganingana?

An onion…

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@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

In a nutshell I am a Socialist

I used to be one of them and then I changed my mind. If being independent means that Gordon Brown is banished from England altogether then I’m all for it. Even Thatcher couldn’t have f***** up the way he did.

nah. i do not agree.. Gordon Brown is a fine fellow, but took…

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@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I know times are hard for many of us but…

I’ve just had a grandmother and her 2 grandchildren in the shop playing a game “what would we buy if we could afford it”. Apparently they’re going into all their favourite shops playing this and the grandmother explained that both…

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@tinks wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I know times are hard for many of us but…

I’ve just had a grandmother and her 2 grandchildren in the shop playing a game “what would we buy if we could afford it”. Apparently they’re going into all their favourite shops playing this and the grandmother explained that both her son and daughter in law…

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Certainly Momes.. I will let you know soon as I hear anything Official. And I doubt they would have played it as you know Organisational skills would have probably put on the Alexander Brothers :) something Couthy .

See you in the Horseshoe bar and Mines is a whisky n diet coke..x

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@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

I’m sure the spam emails have a way of reading ppl’s minds.

A mate of mine drinks Rosé wine – she got a spam email titled, “Are you out of Rose?”

She doesn’t buy it online.

I’m single again and now I’m getting spam emails from Match.com and Christian Mingle!

:-k

And it can’t be cookies on my PC,…

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where in Mother Glasgow are you from momes?

I am a kinning park/Cessnock kinda South sider.

If you’re a South sider I’m going to have to stop speaking to you.

I lived all round the North side, last place was Scotstounhill. My sister has however gone to the dark side and lives south of the river.

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@panda12 wrote:

I use the word “minnow” as a written colloquialism in an informal setting for “me know,” which as you may or not know is West Indian dialect.

I talk properly when @ work although with a London accent, but when in a social setting I have a lazy London accent which is a bit of rhyming slang and colloquialisms, a bit of…

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http://youtu.be/lFpregq5eJ4

Sinead !

whatever It may bring ! I will sleep by my OWN policies, i will sleep with a clear Conscience, i will… sleep in Peace !

ROFLMAO @ the title of this thread!

Top banana, yer diamond geezer burd, you!

:P

keep him alive !! He is miserable and in solitude, all he has to look forward to is death.. nah let him live till 100 in sheer misery.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

@rubyred wrote:

I remember chewing black jacks until they were soft. Then putting the black goo over a tooth and pretending i was toofless..

no black jacks needed now :)

Lol :P

i used to do that too

I remember chewing black jacks until they were soft. Then putting the black goo over a tooth and pretending i was toofless..

no black jacks needed now :)

Lol :P

king ‘ell anc you have had more jobs than whats in a jobbery !

eh?!

@rubyred wrote:

no doctor should do that.. !! you should report him, could be a young woman/girl next time !

I am truly stunned! and agree with Ruby …. I did at first think this was all a joke anc … but since reading your replies , i can now see it isn’t….. I cannot believe you actually let him do it… when as you…

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no doctor should do that.. !! you should report him, could be a young woman/girl next time !

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no doctor should do that.. !! you should report him, could be a young woman/girl next time !

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“joke ” was not that particularily funny the first time anc :wink:

and cosy some things never change :) us prima donnas do not die, we just age a bit and put on a few pounds then deny it :)

At least two can play at that game! :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

eeeerm…what has Fidel Castro got to to with the Taliban ? Why do the right wing supporters leap in and defend anders Brevik? and use socialism as a form of scapegoat ?

The lurkers Lurk..and show a face upon any reason to mock socialism..

you are ALL aware everyone in this country is about to be economically…

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@rubyred wrote:

eeeerm…what has Fidel Castro got to to with the Taliban ? Why do the right wing supporters leap in and defend anders Brevik? and use socialism as a form of scapegoat ?

The lurkers Lurk..and show a face upon any reason to mock socialism..

you are ALL aware everyone in this country is about to be economically…

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eeeerm…what has Fidel Castro got to to with the Taliban ? Why do the right wing supporters leap in and defend anders Brevik? and use socialism as a form of scapegoat ?

The lurkers Lurk..and show a face upon any reason to mock socialism..

you are ALL aware everyone in this country is about to be economically worse off thanks…

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Well she’s my woman of gold And she’s not very old – a ha ha Well she’s my woman of gold And she’s not very old – a ha ha I don’t mean to be bold, a-but a-may I hold your hand?
Well she ain’t no witch and I love the way she twitch – a ha haWell she ain’t no witch and I love the way she twitch – a ha haI’m a labourer of love in my…

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@rubyred wrote:

by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

How we laughed.

See, Les – you just have a nostalgic hankering for the past – reminescing about…

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by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

How we laughed.

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scurrilous pish ^^^^ if it had not been for me taking a shine to amanda on Blind date.. as i did every week with most contestants ,, where would she be.. ??

sorry bout the delay,, I am actually Howling with laughter with my Son. He confessed he had ” good stats ” at work so got a prize.. a friend of his got an all expenses paid…

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@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

and I was on about Noely the braggard :) Your “nuts” will keep, till i decide to de – shell them :wink:

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@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

and I was on about Noely the braggard :) Your “nuts” will keep, till i decide to de – shell them :wink:

:shock:

@rubyred wrote:

bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

and I was on about Noely the braggard :) Your “nuts” will keep, till i decide to de – shell them :wink:

bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

@a certain sadness wrote:

Tucks it back in the money bag :lol:

/ramraids the money bag in Les dennis’s Fiat panda.

It would take giant haystacks in a bentley to crush mine :shock:

@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/leaps in…… i now know its official,, through bad quoting, that ACS and jen jen are one and the same person..

deja vu for yooooo..

Apparently im scep, thin and now Jen :shock: :lol:

the more the merrier I always say ! I have been…

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@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/leaps in…… i now know its official,, through bad quoting, that ACS and jen jen are one and the same person..

deja vu for yooooo..

Apparently im scep, thin and now Jen :shock: :lol:

the more the merrier I always say ! I have been accused of…

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@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/leaps in…… i now know its official,, through bad quoting, that ACS and jen jen are one and the same person..

deja vu for yooooo..

Apparently im scep, thin and now Jen :shock: :lol:

the more the merrier I always say ! I have been accused of being many a…

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@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/leaps in…… i now know its official,, through bad quoting, that ACS and jen jen are one and the same person..

deja vu for yooooo..

Apparently im scep, thin and now Jen :shock: :lol:

the more the merrier I always say ! I have been accused of being many a person, but if i was to name…

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@rubyred wrote:

aye,, :cry: this is going to be some case.. read in the “breaking news” they have also arrested a 46 year old woman too. surely NOT the granny ??

/shudders. poor wee soul .

Yes, the grandmother on suspicion of murder and the next door neighbour for assisting an offender.

oh ffs sake Panda.. sound like a right bunch ..

aye,, :cry: this is going to be some case.. read in the “breaking news” they have also arrested a 46 year old woman too. surely NOT the granny ??

/shudders. poor wee soul .

Yes, the grandmother on suspicion of murder and the next door neighbour for assisting an offender.

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that…

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@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch thing and all i get is cheek !

one of those…

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@panda12 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch thing and all i get is cheek !

one of those moments you…[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

OOH betty.. there is another thread so i got my nose in here too :)

Pffft! You’d go to the opening of an envelope you would. :P

and about time !! been sitting here for hours in my best Frank Spencer gormless look. doing that one sided twitch thing and all i get is cheek !

I was thinking more Coffee Tel.. laced with something stronger..but yeah its fashionably done up like a greasy spoon, red checked table cloths..a half eaten prawn salad ciabatta (hers) and an old fashioned silver service of cream cakes.(mine) hehe.. jaysus im there ! I tell her a filthy joke and we sing Donald fagen and james…

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@rubyred wrote:

p.s can you get me on Deal mate.. times are hard ….

No, Les. You’re a loser who talks to chickens.

:lol:

FVCK you then Noely !! should you ever beg me for a guest slot on Family fortunes i will make that DOO DOO sound it makes when someone makes a shyte guess..

and DONT get me started on that Beatch Amanda Holden !

@rubyred wrote:

@Terry wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAH im actually laughing here.. yeah i made out we were an item,and started signing my posts from himself and I. Now your back i bet he shows up.

c.mon Charlie boy are ye a man or a moose :)

If you put a bit of cheese on the table, you might find out.

coincidence or what… just…

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p.s can you get me on Deal mate.. times are hard ….

No, Les. You’re a loser who talks to chickens.

:lol: