1. can do things with his hands.

Depending on where those hands are and what they’re ‘doing’

2. can tell a good naughty joke without making her feel cheap or dirty

And can laugh when a filthier one is told in return

3. wears good shoes.

Provided those shoes do not have heels.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkuf4VzBAUI

I like it simple.

Nice Song, Simply.

Thanks for posting.

@kent f OBE wrote:

There are usually over 100 chatters in Room 3 on most given times, there is room enough for everyone. Ok abusers rule the roost somtimes and yes we should ALL iggy when that happens but it won’t happen. Some of us moan about the abusers to feel better, some of us iggy them, some iggy and still moan :lol:
I’m…

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This was my first ‘meet’ and I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. The company was fabulous and I stopped being nervous just as soon as I hit the dance floor.

No karaoke to be had anywhere, btw. Plus I have a beautiful singing voice :D

(Cosy … I think if you and I had actually met; it would have been memorable … more…

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@sceptical guy wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Where is everybody? Did you all go and get lives or something?

Or something unfortunately……

Doesn’t sound good… :?

in fact, along with a post from momes on another thread..

sounds pretty bad :(

:cry:

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@J_in_France wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@J_in_France wrote:

I would like to be me in about three weeks time when I won’t have to sit six inches away from the screen to be able to see what is written on it

Lost your glasses J??

Cataract op on Wednesday Mrs T

Hope it all goes well J :D

Thanks Mrs…

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at the overuse of ‘susie’

x

Moi aussi

at the overuse of ‘susie’

x

lol. sorry

@SimplySu wrote:

@Tom wrote:

@Dan Jackiels wrote:

10 unsullied British Pounds to the first person(other than Tom) to name the publication Tom plagerises in his diatribes.

It’s a shame that you don’t know the meaning of plagiarizes. But, considering you can’t even spell it that’s no surprise. :lol:

It’s ‘plagiarises’ actually.

I had…

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You should see the one of me in my brownie uniform … yes, yes … my Mum thought it was an amazing idea

Does the uniform still fit . . . . .?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@minim wrote:

As a little post script… to those who think that knowledge is power and will do pretty much anything just so they can be the first to say it…….my advice would be to get your facts straight!

True … knowledge IS power, but more powerful is knowing when and where (and IF) to use it :wink:

Very, very true!

@PennyJ wrote:

Was that a week? :roll:

Good point, Penny!

Yeah … what happened to the ‘week’? I demand full payment for a week’s trial. Don’t go scrimping or I’ll report you to JC employment lawyers (and I just KNOW there will be some of them kicking about in here … the ones who aren’t soldiers or doctors are always…

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@SimplySu wrote:

So … on my 501st post … hello you lovely people

#-o

You started it …

I just took the bait.

Fancy an arm wrestle next time? :wink:

Tel did you see what Su said :twisted:

@SimplySu wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

fundamental orifice i forgot about you Su.

:lol:

Tel come back all is forgiven, Su is quicker off the mark.

Yup … and way prettier :D

@anc wrote:

Where is worksop?! :lol:

Exactly :)

Worksop, Nottinghamshire.

Hate ice-cream

Hate ice

Hate cream

Figures I hate ice cream :)

You menstruating or summit?! :lol:

@eve wrote:

Su knows :)

Su knows

haha eve, trust you to remind me of a ‘JC’ I like :wink:

How IS Cyril, btw?

U should know, u are mrs cyril cusack :D

at Panda in a cross stitch way … hmmmm. I’ll overlock your silliness.

That was very dull man, sleeve it out! :D

“lol” :wink:

#-o

Thank you. I WILL be back Trust me … (eventually, lol!)
Suzanne x

Don’t be a stranger, stick around x

@SimplySu wrote:

Thank you. I WILL be back Trust me … (eventually, lol!)
Suzanne x

Hasta La Vista Baby 8)

Come with me if you want to leave!

Thank you. I WILL be back Trust me … (eventually, lol!)
Suzanne x

Hasta La Vista Baby 8)

In my experience there are only so many times I can enter a room and incessantly at people. For example, sometimes I just need to feel amongst company, to be part of a group, without having to put on a face when I simply do not feel capable of it. Sometimes I appear online under a different name to talk to a specific friend…

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@Terry wrote:

@SimplySu wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Anyway, good post pepper – despite the glaring (and repeatedly..) inappropriate misuse of apostrophes.

Forgive my hijacking of this marvellous thread, but when is there ever an ‘appropriate’ misuse of apostrophes? I challenge thee that the reply is NEVER.

Damn it woman………

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@SimplySu wrote:

@Terry wrote:

Anyway, good post pepper – despite the glaring (and repeatedly..) inappropriate misuse of apostrophes.

Forgive my hijacking of this marvellous thread, but when is there ever an ‘appropriate’ misuse of apostrophes? I challenge thee that the reply is NEVER.

Damn it woman…… Inappropriate use!…

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@SimplySu wrote:

@anc wrote:

I’ve already made my comment on the other thread! However, it wasn’t strictly true, I just pretended I didn’t recognise Bryan Ferry, but, the true bit, is that he did buy me a drink – does that make me star-stuck? I dunno, I personally found it flattering! Love his music :)

Well … your Bryan Ferry…

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@anc wrote:

I’ve already made my comment on the other thread! However, it wasn’t strictly true, I just pretended I didn’t recognise Bryan Ferry, but, the true bit, is that he did buy me a drink – does that make me star-stuck? I dunno, I personally found it flattering! Love his music :)

Well … your Bryan Ferry trumps my Brian…

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@SimplySu wrote:

I once queued for Brian Cant’s autograph, and I was well chuffed with myself! :)

So Brian Can then and did? :P

:lol:

Thirty years ago I was mourning the fact that I was no longer a Brownie

Not as young as Loulou though Whippersnapper … haha

i ws in the brownies also good times they were makin brownies yummmyy :lol:

@Terry wrote:

‎I was in a band, playing bass and singing (screaming!) this song onstage at the local Working Men’s club. The best bit was changing the name ‘Lizzie’ to whoever happened to be in the audience…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDTeGOyMXF4

You were in a band when you were still at school?!! :wink:

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@pepsi wrote:

Too true .. The future is orange ! Or maybe green !
:P

Green is the colour 8)

No. dear boy. Purple is ‘the’ colour.

Oh haven’t you heard?
Green is the new purple.

:wink:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

I just realised ive put my name on here :shock:

Ha ha! Certain…. I noticed but I didnt say anything :D :D :D

duh, certain :wink:

:oops:

@SimplySu wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

I wouldn’t be too disheartened with my mate Telvis Words.
He’s a pussycat really.
Well.. Maybe without the cat bit :lol:

Just be thankful he hasn’t crucified you on the whole grammar / punctuation gig..

..Yet

:-s

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@eve wrote:

3. A week in a 5 star hotel in Vegas with John Cusack and unlimited gambling credit !

dammit, I forgot to ask for Cusack!!

bint x

ner ner nah ner ner :D

@a certain sadness wrote:

@best man wrote:

qoute from joe pesci,from the film “good fellas”. “what i amuse,what like a clown.im here to amuse you,what the fck is so funny about me?.

If you dont want the award ill give it to sue as im out of 18ct gold to make another award.

eeek … I don’t think I want a second hand award … one…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@Nicey wrote:

Oi oi oi …. who are all these people on MY beanbag?!!!!!!!
Gerofffff!

Lol Nicey…. it features in the Off Topic Chat section… The last person to post on this thread is the best! Its quite famous your beanbag :D

And that just HAS to be a euphemism .. ?!! :D

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@SimplySu wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

and the gang forms a circle again

http://youtu.be/dDlu2TL1W5w

What an odd train of thought … interesting

I could have put a link up of some people forming a daisy chain but I don’t think it was apt. :lol:

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@best man wrote:

ive bought one of these scottish breakfasts,it consists of,6 beef sos,6 pork,4 hash browns 4 black puddings,and 4 lorne things,so my question is,what are these lorne things?

…. I’m a little 4 lorne …

:wink:

Oh dear

@YourChoice wrote:

@SimplySu wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

and the gang forms a circle again

http://youtu.be/dDlu2TL1W5w

What an odd train of thought … interesting

I could have put a link up of some people forming a daisy chain but I don’t think it was apt. :lol:

Im one of the warriors in a purple waistcoat… for…

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@SimplySu wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

and the gang forms a circle again

http://youtu.be/dDlu2TL1W5w

What an odd train of thought … interesting

I could have put a link up of some people forming a daisy chain but I don’t think it was apt. :lol:

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@SimplySu wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

and the gang forms a circle again

nah …… it’s these bandwagons in formation like the wild west … we’re just having a campfire and laughing at melted marshmallows …

no gangs .. no circles ….

la la la la la la la la

Toasts a teacake :D

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@thin ice wrote:

and the gang forms a circle again

nah …… it’s these bandwagons in formation like the wild west … we’re just having a campfire and laughing at melted marshmallows …

no gangs .. no circles ….

la la la la la la la la

Toasts a teacake :D

@SimplySu wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Pssssst…is that the beanbag we hid the mousetrap in?

You have clearly not ever realised how huuuuuuuuuge my fundamental orifice is … :)

Try ‘bear trap’ next time … x X x

Hope not… Gaz has claimed it… he is in there somewhere :D

and says nowt

@jen_jen wrote:

We burnt them…the price of electricity is shocking you know, we had to keep warm somehow :P

With all this hot air about ….. ??? !!!!

:wink:

Hot air rises….I’m short….it’s cold down here!

@jen_jen wrote:

Pssssst…is that the beanbag we hid the mousetrap in?

You have clearly not ever realised how huuuuuuuuuge my fundamental orifice is … :)

Try ‘bear trap’ next time … x X x

Hope not… Gaz has claimed it… he is in there somewhere :D

@best man wrote:

i find your spelling utterly appalling balloons

jen what as shopkeeping got to do with anything?

and taffy well thats what we expect with her jumping on the anti best man bandwagon

surprise surprise,obtw she gets her silly pics from innervision.com

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Invites all the ladies to withdraw and watch the men battle on ‘getting in the last word’

:)

Or, in other words, “We’re retreating.” Which is fine, but could you get us a beer, while you’re away?

:twisted: :lol: 8)

Good point, Taffy … well made.

:)

That Kenty is a bit annoying though, ain’t she? Always going off topic… silly bint

see, I can’t even pretend to offend someone!

Maybe you weren’t pretending Su? :lol:

*looks for the hurt and offended thread*

Good point, Taffy … well made.

:)

That Kenty is a bit annoying though, ain’t she? Always going off topic… silly bint

see, I can’t even pretend to offend someone!

and your always getting in on the act :P

@SimplySu wrote:

@eve wrote:

If u have lost a friend then they may not have been a friend? there are others :)

Actually …. that was a bit petulant of me. I hurt someone’s feelings through thoughtlessness … they had every right to be upset with me. I hope I have not lost the friendship … but I know I have certainly ‘bruised’ it…

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