Oh and fck your lols ppl are only nice to you in…[Read more]

Oh and fck your lols ppl are only nice to you in…[Read more]

so my question to you getting on a bit ladies aka inpo kennbbie donutsy,ld gd mumbles le and nessie  nah maybe not

is  do any o a jayf youse remember a thread from yonks ago it was called cou…[Read more]

oh bonus question women only axl rose is an anagram of what?

winner gets to share a cheap sleazy hotel  in blackpool with me.

1,do you ever feel agrophobic?

2.claustrophobic?

3,anti social?

4,sociopath?

5,CBA with anybody as in fck off get out my face

6,which is a bit like 5…[Read more]

but andys getting on my t!its about his incessant juvenile tirade about trump

we dont give a fck andy mate any chance you can do a thread without mentioning trump you boring one dysfuntional mind numbing infantile stupid tw@t we want a topic we can get our teeth into…[Read more]

the fckn idiot

i dunno if nhs carers read jc? but if youre reading gerries lap top,while hes lying in his bed comatosed

can you just have a word with him and say stop attacking cosie,doa and to a very lessr extent the  mor…[Read more]

i met her one day let me tell you why i was in aberdeen yeh,i was only there cos wotsaface weemo had broke her ankle and couldnt  do her job properly,you know cleaning schools and that,i tried to do her over a desk but she was having none of it,so i fckd off,i didnt even know where i was but i had moons number,cos…[Read more]

martin yeh been on his yacht,dont really like him tho bit of a bully,always says to me salute me and call me skip fore ye go down on me you peasant

LD hmm  ok not bad for her age,nice  inner thighs but to dominatrix for me spose thats why shes a retired teacher but boy can she swish that cane

NESSIE, yeh no p…[Read more]

oh dont get me on about that tw@t not our resident tranny bollox,but schoey i despise the cnt hes everywhere countless quiz shows,radio adverts we buy any car etc this morning with that tart holly wannabee

i just want to,,,,,,,,,,,no best not say

and last night i had the misfortune xmas day mind yeh,hes…[Read more]

oh and yeh to you somer you ever give me any cheek ,lip and  try to put me down again on here you glory hunting rag utd tw@t and its all over for you ok.

try it. putting silly threads on wot a dik me and you have fallen out now

4 other residents in it split into flats

so er i dont know where im quite  going with this?

but  i live nxt door  to an elderly scottish lady

well when i say elderly  shes 72

no age is it  ge

heres how it went

oh obviously i cant say her name  thats just so wrong

helena” see wat they do…[Read more]

her”who you talkin to you cheeky barstard”

me ” im trying to watch this and all you do is point and pout thinking your lady muck or summat im not interested in your amateur  dramatics fck off”

her ” ha says you the biggest waste of slob on earth you fat tw@t”

me”oh just fckn do one”

her ” no you…[Read more]

There once was a freak in a daft bobble hat,

He thought himself clever, but just looked like a prat,

He had lots of names,

And liked to ‘play games’,

But people just laughed at the silly old tw@t

B-)

apologies to lovers of Poetry

As for the tw@t mag you should put ya head in a vice and tighten it to squeeze them spots out silly BOY !!!

ps 1

As with any employer the buck stops with the boss & that’s Mrs M.

Her days are numbered I think & just like the tw@t running the US it’s only a matter of time.

This proposed coalition is a non starter me thinks & the 2nd time the Tories have had to back peddle after an election blew up in…[Read more]

And boy if lives up to,bet he drinks Stella Actatwat !! And…[Read more]

And boy if lives up to,bet he drinks Stella Actatwat !! And…[Read more]

Bit late to shut the stable door …… feel sorry for the poor sod that has to pick the pieces up.

Very similar happened when Blair legged it & left Gordon Brown to face the music he didn’t stand a chance at the last election maybe because the people had lost all faith thanks to that…[Read more]

before I joined the boards I never got any attention good or bad , suddenly I did.  , not mentioning names,  brief chat , decided to leave it at that and  whadda ya know …. nothing but sh1t since. Attacks on me , my family , really odd , ppl saying things and taking pis…[Read more]

see thin is having a “pop” at me intended the tw@t

aww you said twat
are you getting angry
:twisted: :lol: 8)

do you know what i cant stand,one of man citys professed “top boys wakey,creeping to thin ice,hmm oh all respect gone wake you tw@t

How the fuck do you come to that conclusion?

@best man wrote:

cos yer a crap cook now jog on to the chippy eves yawns

Do u mean the chippy at the end of my road? the one u reckon your relatives own? u should give them a call. maybe u can persuade them to dip me in batter and deep fry me. its about the only threat u havent made u psychotw@t

oh and like the gypsys he knows near…[Read more]

little scrawny terrier bit my ankle yesterday the bstrd
the woman says sorry luv he dont normally do that
i thought just my luck eh i was only going to the paper shop,
blood all over my socks and all that,little tw@t

It probably realised you were impersonating someone else and so bared its teeth accordingly.

maybe you should stop pming other ppls gfs,i i only warn once thin
you gloating ,nosy,fish wife,gossiping tw@t

Only warns once? how about running up the road at a safe distance shouting about ” next time”?

Pilchard!

maybe you should stop pming other ppls gfs,i i only warn once thin
you gloating ,nosy,fish wife,gossiping tw@t

cosy get yer facts right ive pm no ones gf ask her your self
:P

what a sycophantic tw@t

daggs
xx

you stay mate

@Pete wrote:

Why did they need an Association of Black Police Officers though ? Cause half the bloody whites are racist cant see them as being anything but suspicious can you with our track record. Of course some play on it but it’s as much our fault as theirs

god your thick
so half of the white officers are racist
carry on reading…

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Lets see which of us gets the closest for this season…

1. Name the top six teams in the Premiership as you think they will finish this coming season. Liverpool, Chelsea, The Dirt, Ar/senal, Everton

2.Name the bottom three teams in order. 20th Brum(lol sunny) 19th Derby(lol dave) 18th Wigan
3. Which Premiership manager will…

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