A Very Merry Christmas to you and to Everyone in F3

och stop getting yer knickers in a twist.. the NO voters will win anyway.

45% of scots are brave and can make their own mind up

40% are scared ot too inyo the Monarchy to let Queenie go.
10% are too apatheitic to get out of bed.

5% say “referendum WHAT referendum.?” AND WATCH YET ANOTHER RE RUN OF bRAVEHEART

I said this…

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But I’ve always felt Scotland was important, while hating the injustice and brutality involved in bringing about and maintaining the Union. I think what you’re labelling as a previous lack of importance was actually no believable prospect that it would ever actually be lost.

As for failures of Social…[Read more]

There are a lot of things wrong with the way the UK was set up and is run, but I don’t think splitting up the people of these island is the best thing. We can share an economic and National future without…[Read more]

A gin and tonic and a smile in your memory.

Breasts are good though . . . . :)

…….develop a thicker skin. …..

Moisturise while you’re still young enough…….

i’ve had that message too when i had disconnected from the net……..tried again 15 mins later and i was back in

Did that, still didn’t get back in, but there was a dodgy looking bloke in a trilby hat and a tan-coloured Crombie coat beckoning me over to his corner of the internet.

I’m sure I could have looked after myself, but even…[Read more]

How touching that you should think so highly of me cosy but I think you give me far more credit than I am due…

Wouldn’t that make cosy a banker . . . . . .?

I can tell you there’s many a jewel hidden in the least salubrious surroundings. George (I can’t call her anything else) was a model of charm, wit and banter. I remain smitten.

Yours

MarriedManWifesAwayfor18yoFem

Too late! I crossed the line and, thought “What the hell?” and contacted the object of my confusion. But it seems Georgina (and proud of it) is now a femme fatale in her early 50s,

Funnily enough she mentioned lashings too, but when she used the word I felt stirrings . . . .

No offence an’ that.

Yours

BodyBuildingSquaddie26forOlderFem

I owe everything to Enid. However, since reading about George in the Famous Five, I keep developing crushes on fearless, capable, intelligent women who challenge gender stereotypes.

What should I do?

Yours

DiCaprioLookalike45forHeadTeacherWithBigBoobies

Sorry….

didn’t like the movie… found the blood, the bone-crunching a bit on the sickening side

when you get the crucifixion without the resurrection…you get

Mad Max Hits the Cross

or Braveheart in Jerusalem

Personally, I didn’t go to see it, it seemed like violent p o r n to me. Not my chosen genre.

Sorry for not getting back to you sooner Words, im grand thank you, and hope all is well in your world.

As for cosy – this is what he said:

Reply To: sgt pepper an PATS vid thread

@cosy,m wrote:

winding just chat up with my moi thread lol
their not all biting yet
but they will

i can already see the…

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He does manage to find some of the most obscure facts/quotes.

Lol AT cosy, how bored are you that your repeating crap threads from across the road, i havent read all post from the other site,,,,,

are you slagging off JC posters again for biting on this one since your other thread about moi backfired?

Blimey Lucy, what did he say? You ok?

Nope, I’ve gone through all my family, friends, their partners, everyone I can think of, but no Daves…a few Kevins though…

No David, Davie or Daividh?

If tinks is right, then happy birthday tintin xxxx

Ditto Tintin

I thought I would dance, I thought I would sing
I confess to a malevolent uttering
Or two, or more, well more than four
But not one tenth as many as I thought would outpour

Even the day when they marked her departure
I said little or nothing about Margaret Thatcher
Spent most of the day in silent distraction
Wanting to give her…[Read more]

Rusty forgot his sandwiches and wet wipes before posting himself, so please open any large packages in the open air with flannel, soap, basin of water and a generous picnic adjacent.

Glad the date didn’t stop your mum from believing it was real . . . . .

xxxxx

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

su this as got to stop
please,please stop stalking me.

You can stalk me if you like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You want Cosy to stalk you?????

*calls for the men in white coats*

I need a roadie who works for free, I’ll pretend not to know what he’s really up to . . . . . .

su this as got to stop
please,please stop stalking me.

You can stalk me if you like :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

No Mrs T, Claire wasn’t Minnie the Minx, that was another of F3’s “characters”.

In that case then Claire I apologise… a case of mistaken identity.

Sorry I was misinformed.

That’s how the demonisation that Scep talks of works. Someone gets a bad name justly or not, and then is blamed when not guilty. Credit to…[Read more]

@AngelBabe wrote:

reading this made me smile today

I WISH YOU ENOUGH . . . . . . . . They say it takes a minute to find a special person. An hour to appreciate them. A day to love them. And an entire life to forget them.

She must have been an American…

they talk like that.

Yeah, but they talk so pretty, I could just…[Read more]

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

. . . . . I have a p r ick, but I’m not defined by it, . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . .Having a prick is different to being a prick Wordsy :lol:

Yes, yes it is . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . Hi

I’m ok. . . . . .

I’m pleased to see you again Panda. Bear up! All things will pass.

When things are at their most hopeless, look out for the green shoots that promise better things in the future.

P. S. I have a p r ick, but I’m not defined by it, I only wish I was, I’d be so much more impressive . . . . .…[Read more]

. . . . . . try singing a-roving . . . with . . . . nude Ladies . . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-_aq4_xLc

OK . . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . .and sore bum . . . . .

Looks for LD in group picture of “50 Shades re-Enactment Society” . . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes, de Niro does seem to like making a grotesque of himself (a sign of a dislocated intelligence?)…Rupert Pupkin can be seen in the Johnny Boy of Mean Streets.

Maybe he got envious of Matt Damon camping it up in The Good Shepherd.

and then again grotesques come in…

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Yeah, thanks, Words, your characteristic choice of film clip succeeeded in driving out an internal horror of timed cha cha cha with an alien horror of bad taste.

How did de Niro allow himself to be dressed up like that?

I suspect he requested it . . . . . . . .

There’s something about a flounce (and I don’t mean the ‘stop…[Read more]

enjoy!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tintin I wish you sweet memories, comfort, peace and hope for the future

…just seem to keep going up.

It’s funny, I remember sitting in the back of the car as a child while my father put petrol in the car and him coming back fuming about how it was now 50p a gallon – 10 shillings! – and saying what else you could buy for 50p. . . . . .. .

I remember – must have been 1972 – sitting somewhere in…[Read more]

I sometimes suspect that Words is not full of the same milk of human kindness which has moved all others in here from Cosy and Danny to Thin and Annette when they conducted their good-natured duels long ago, in the Later Middle Ages.

No, it cannot be. He is a nice kind man, he must be, or he’ll end up in bloody Hell, oh yes…

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hosaaaanahahahahahahahaha!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dear Mr W

I didn’t know you smoked! :wink: :lol:

mwa mwa xxx

Smoke? I never get that warm!

I thought I’d express some public appreciation, so thanks for starting and maintaining an entertaining and good natured thread. When you and Jen kicked off it set the standard really high and I hope my feeble efforts did not fall too far behind.

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Dear Mr W

You have got all ya Ms/Miss/Mrs muddled up, or is that intentional as well, as you just have to be joking about anybody from jc having exotic flights of fantasy!! :lol:

Dear Ms anc,

I am most grateful to you for sharing your concerns. Grammatical precision is essential in maintaining a credible facade for an…[Read more]

but, but Mr W, Ms MP has innate rhythm too! I should know, I taught them! :wink: Or was it the other way around?! :lol:

Dear Ms anc,

I had aimed to give individual examples to reassure Mr Trawler of their services above and beyond the call of duty. Of course there…[Read more]