. . . . . nothing to say (at the moment ). . . . . . . . . which, admittedly, is a strange way to start a thread in socialmedialand.

Contributions would be greatly appreciated from any interested parties.

ta

Most threads start that way.

lol Cath
oh like the thunder, lightning, and motorway brimstone/fire on that last night !

The best are always attended by extreme dates and weather conditions when they depart. It’s like the earth itself rages at their departing.
I’ve noticed this before as a sign that I will make much more sense of when I too am…

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@jen_jen wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15053431

RIP Jimmy xx

@AngelBabe wrote:

RIP Jimmy xxx

will treasure my fix it badge lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ow4nkTgUUE&feature=share

@LucyLocket wrote:

RIP Jim xxx

He never did answer any of my letters…

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Please ignore the half-baked mongoloid slut. She only happened upon JC by accident, while fumbling for used syringes in a Dundee stairwell.

She means well, and may have half of all NHS consultants scratching their heads in bewilderment, but most of them have nits anyway.

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People nominated in order to fulfill BBC ‘quotas’.
Deserving people ignored.

Not arguing with the overall choice of Wiggo at all.
Top man.

But really, and in the words of J.Lydon . . . . .’Have you ever had the feeling that you’ve been conned ? . . . . . ‘

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@PennyJ wrote:

That was so hard to read

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found the lack of paragraphs a problem.

me too.

have you ever tried chatting to the godforsaken upside-down crucifix wearing ku/nt ?

Well you should, he’s very cool, and one of my top 5,000 most favourite people still…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Am I on ignore? :?

jeez, hopefully.

Otherwise it would be like ‘Wiki’ leaning over your shoulder with all the correct answers all the time ?
And with a dictionary and ‘Board Police ‘ badge thrust continually in your face ?

I’d like to say I’ve missed you but I’m not a good liar.

for our generation Mrs T,

I really couldn’t improve upon Bass’s words . . . ..

I think you missed my point….. no matter

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

I always thought Jimmy Savile was creepy, like there was something about him that didn’t add up. He somehow managed to be both bland but intense at the same time, relying on a collection of catchphrases and cliches while being over familiar with people.

As a DJ he smarmed his way through whatever show he…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

in Italy you buy fine leather handbags and shoes, France you buy wine and cheese . . . . . . . .. .

horrible misconceptions.

What century are you living in ?

Ummmm…that was what the tourist said, his examples, not mine. :roll:

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Sarge, you always need to have the ‘official thread‘ on anything you do. . . .

And in such a tiny corner of the internet, with inane comments by instantly forgettable people about nothing in particular or in general.

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How do you know what comments are made.. you obviously haven’t read them… you started a thread in…[Read more]

erm . . . . . . . I don’t . . . . . and have explained why ?

:roll:

I must have missed that part. I think I was in a coma actually, along with the flies that share (and wish they didn’t…) the air that you breathe.

that’s what I call wishful thinking Tel

Why use fly spray when you can kill them just as easily with your personality?

@Terry wrote:

@anc wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Time and Relative Dimension in Space?

=D>

It’s amazing innit?? How the heck did she know that….? :roll: It’s not liked she used google.

he has a point.
Well done Sir Actor.

It took years but you finally scored a point.

:D

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Concomittantly, the best I’ve ever seen on a message board. Sheer class.

Any would-be knuckle dragging simians want to have a go at bettering on here, in this place ?
Bit difficult as there doesn’t really seem to be a true community, but just another version of cosy’s infamous WI.

You will need to drink a lot of your own urine…

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@cath 55 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Funny, didn’t have you down as someone who shopped in Lidl, thought you’d be an M&S kind of guy… :-

his opinion jen holds about as much weight as a lidl carrier bag ……… :-…

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@toybulldog wrote:

Voted No

5 minutes after succulent Jades put up this thread while shopping in LIDL.

Funny, didn’t have you down as someone who shopped in Lidl, thought you’d be an M&S kind of guy… :-

his opinion jen holds about as much weight as a lidl carrier bag ……… :- :wink:

The only time you’re safe from a cop is when you are in close vicinity of a doughnut shop. If you’re not round and have a large hole through your middle, you remain completely invisible compared to the glazed goodness behind the counter.

@rubyred wrote:

bunsen burners !!! now we are talking ! we made hooch with the full blessing of derek selby.Who told us we could stick a needle through the iris of an eyeball ! He would have a cigarette as dorothy low ( wild child that made the rest of us look like bairns) made him erect. Openly burst thermomoters to play with…

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@Chameleon wrote:

Stephen was stabbed. NOT kidnapped, and the Asian gang members were brought to justice alot sooner than 18 years. I’m confused as to how it reminds you of the Lawrence case. The gang members also said it was a revenge attack. There is no way I am condoning a revenge attack but what feeble excuse have Stephen’s…

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@Chameleon wrote:

Stephen was stabbed. NOT kidnapped, and the Asian gang members were brought to justice alot sooner than 18 years. I’m confused as to how it reminds you of the Lawrence case. The gang members also said it was a revenge attack. There is no way I am condoning a revenge attack but what feeble excuse have Stephen’s…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@Chameleon wrote:

Happy new year to you all.
The closing of 2011 on these boards has been made complete by AC leaving. Nasty I hear you say? Not at all. If she hasn’t the gumption to stay especially after the trouble and venim she exudes she should go. Good riddence to bad. 8)

maybe you should find…

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Hi Anne Marie,

xx….x

I’m an extremely Unwaxed Lesbian who equally hates celtic, rangers, and cosy, although not necessarily in that order. David Attenborough saw the proposal from the BBC to film me in my raw state and promptly sacked his agents.

BUT !!!! ! . . . . . . . . . .
that leaves a whole lot of me that is…

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Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k :-k

Make it into a giant…[Read more]

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Why is it that people think they can say whatever they please online… I mean they would not be so hurtful to people they hardly knew in real life would they?

A typical level of insult online is extremely refreshing Mrs T.
Meaningless, but refreshing. You may be one of Columbia’s chief clients, and quite…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Us real men just know

Thank God.

Someone finally, despite all the overflowing and instantly forgettable excrement that abounds in this place ( typed by those who daily proclaim their pre-eminent qualifications to expel such detritus from their rear ends),

actually granted valuable seconds…

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You’re very similar to a regular (alas long gone) poster called sharongooner.

She loved the boards but always stayed out of rooms, and who can blame her, unless it was the old radio quiz we used to have in forum 3 when we could actually listen to each other . . . =D> . . . . .

I always gave her massive bonus points for…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Yes, I’m a female. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I’m laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I count on my fingers. I hide pain from my loved ones. I say it is a long story, when it really is not, just to get out of having to…

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never had a problem
They who matter – were shared with, met and are trusted.

Those who don’t . . . . . . . . . . . didn’t !

pretty much summed up……..couldn’t have put it better than that.

JC Forum 3 threads are boring, derivative and completely devoid of imagination and inspiration.
If you want to lose the will to live then log on here as a time-saving initiative.

Fifty per cent of these mind numbingly shyte threads are started by Thin Ice, who insists on behaving like the spiteful, teasing, pig-tailed, tell tale…

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@thin ice wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

JC Forum 3 threads are boring, derivative and completely devoid of imagination and inspiration.
If you want to lose the will to live then log on here as a time-saving initiative.

Fifty per cent of these mind numbingly shyte threads are started by Thin Ice, who insists on behaving like the…

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@toybulldog wrote:

JC Forum 3 threads are boring, derivative and completely devoid of imagination and inspiration.
If you want to lose the will to live then log on here as a time-saving initiative.

Fifty per cent of these mind numbingly shyte threads are started by Thin Ice, who insists on behaving like the spiteful, teasing,…

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No.

You’re undeniably both cretins.

8)

Which is the whole point my sweet :)

@toybulldog wrote:

@tinks wrote:

@Tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already…

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@toybulldog wrote:

If the ethics behind the sermon are absolute and unbending, and are agreed with across all faiths, does the past and current state of the world make it impossible to live up to them ?
Because even if we try, failure seems inevitable.

Which then leads to a schizophrenic (ie normal) way of living where everyone knows…

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@tinks wrote:

@Tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been…

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@Tom wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k…

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@toybulldog wrote:

ruby, wake, boo, when they have some wind behind them….. then maybe an odd one from the old days.

I remain very grateful that pete-the-spammer threw his tantrum.

The rest are either google whores or who needlessly take up valuable space simply by breathing really…………………

8-[ 8-[

Ha ha!!Waves…

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ruby, wake, boo, when they have some wind behind them….. then maybe an odd one from the old days.

I remain very grateful that pete-the-spammer threw his tantrum.

The rest are either google whores or who needlessly take up valuable space simply by breathing really…………………

8-[ 8-[

Ha ha!!Waves to all the other…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k :-k

Buy some…

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Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k :-k

Buy some lead,…[Read more]

Met someone who has a plot of land with an ENORMOUS hole in it. I mean a really big hole like football stadium size. It was excavated by an aggregates company for sand or something.

What would YOU do with a giant hole in the ground ?

Land fill and car park have already been suggested.

:-k :-k :-k

Drop Gazlan in it…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

Well, never mind.

Your entry for The Most Boring Post of 2011 has been submitted, and that’s the main thing.

It was interesting enough for you to take the time to read and comment upon though, wasn’t it?

Not really.
You’ve completely under-estimated the value of pedantic and pointless mischief making.

Please…[Read more]

@tinks wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

you would not have lately noticed thin, and so in which case please allow me to inform you, as others fracture major muscle groups to do the same,

that you either are,
or have, a complete vagina.

Are you on benefits or summat to post and lurk in forum 3 as much as you do mate ?

oi…

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@toybulldog wrote:

you would not have lately noticed thin, and so in which case please allow me to inform you, as others fracture major muscle groups to do the same,

that you either are,
or have, a complete vagina.

Are you on benefits or summat to post and lurk in forum 3 as much as you do mate ?

oi mister………..dont use our…

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@YourChoice wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

which you just did.

Dont talk utter sh.it Youre a bigger nob than i already thought you were.Go on use your big words you pompous tw@t.

:lol:

:lol: x

@toybulldog wrote:

which you just did.

Dont talk utter sh.it Youre a bigger nob than i already thought you were.Go on use your big words you pompous tw@t.

:lol:

which you just did.

Dont talk utter sh.it Youre a bigger nob than i already thought you were.Go on use your big words you pompous tw@t.

@toybulldog wrote:

slant-eyed bas.tards.

ok maybe slightly.

Was that necessay?

Are you p1ssed ? why are we doing this?

Why the fu.ck not? I’m a sucker for dangnamitty argument, and this is turning into one with a foocking quickness!
Just like The Highlander and sh/it! There can be only one!

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are you two also boring professionally or is this just a non-profitable sideline ?

aw TB dont.. i am sure like most females, we want to shout ” open yer eyes gaz”..

stop being so cynical :)