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@antjive wrote:
In many ways, Pats always had the potential to be a normal, contributing member of society. Yet with a face like a Picasso portrait after an artists night out, and a body that looks as though it was found by the contestants on “Dumped”, the pasty-faced dole-scrounger was potentially always going to have difficulties persuading employers to take a look at her C.V.
After being sacked by Sayers after being found to look less attractive to customers than a melting cornflake cake, and via her inability to actually make friends with staff whose I.Q. was less than the letters in their names, Pats was forced to move on.
Pats found salvation in cleaning bodily fluids off the tables in a local massage parlour for £1.76 an hour plus free use of the sunbeds. After touching more semen than a Royal Navy doctor, and receiving more tanning than an MFI bank-holiday sale couch, Pats again moved on.
Luck was with her though during this next move and, via a generous Sayers severence package (2 Jumbo Sausage Rolls and free Ketchup for life), plus some money working for Littlewoods catalogues as a model for Wellies, Pat delved into Cyberspace.
Initially, many chatters on websites were afeared of the monsterous woman with the hair-lip and facial tics. Yet once people came to realise that she was simply an imbecile and no real threat to their social standing, Pat was accepted as one of the crowd; a crowd which was usually confined to a small area on MySpace strongly controlled by strict moderators.
At this juncture Pats, having found a niche on the interweb stage, still enjoys acknowledgement rather than friendship from most people on here. Yet how long this “acceptance” will continue is anyones guess.
Please support the Halloween bash, “Pats a mong not a monster”, and give generously where possible.that’s quality! :lol: :lol: , we know pats wont have any come back, well not one of her own anyway, she just copy’s n paste’s other people’s stuff and passes it off as her own. (bit like 1 of angelbabes poems)
Appears to be a rather useful tool PB well done old chap, not so sure about its reports though….
What use is a serial number 00000000 lol.
It was on the news earlier, they want to leave ASAP.
(Indeed it was ……. Ed)
Have you checked your dma level for the device? that tends to play havoc with drives at times.
Who even cares anymore if they did it, its well boring now, they are so yesterdays news.
CHARLIE MURPHYYYYYYYYYYYY
I think it shows just how much people are going to miss ugo, forget about him and straight to the mercury music awards topic.
@johnboy25 wrote:
I don’t have an old PC – it’s a Packard Bell that I’ve only had for three years and I have 75GB free on a 107GB hard drive. I was running service pack 2 previously, then it started playing up and I was advised to remove it and reinstall it. I did the first bit but can’t do the second bit which is why I’m in this mess.
PB – I have Windows XP Home Edition. God knows how I have reverted back to Internet Explorer 6. A guy I work with has said he’ll give me a disk to reformat my hard drive but this was about 5 weeks ago. I didn’t get any back up disks with it (he reckons PC World are bad for that)
I have to ask why did you think SP2 was playing up to begin with? I mean people’scomputers play up, but nobody jumps to the conclusion its SP2.
Now knowing you have a Packard bell system, it is very likely the windows disk your friend gives you will not install, due to packard bell restrictions put in place.
Your best bet would be to try and get hold of some recovery/rescue discs.@johnboy25 wrote:
Is this what you’re after?
Maximum Memory Capacity: 4096MB
Currently Installed Memory: 512MB
Available Memory Slots: 2
Number of Banks: 4
Dual Channel Support: Yes
CPU Manufacturer: GenuineIntel
CPU Family: Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz Model 2, Stepping 9
CPU Speed: 2793 MHzThat’s what I got from crucial.com. Means nothing to me.
Sorry to say it wont help DOA either, cos it tells you nothing useful as regards to the problem you are having.
