I once did a crap that I was certain had the face of Jesus on it. It had little eye holes, a nose, and a little brown beard. I picked it out, and studied it for a long time. I then tried to phone the Daily Mail to see if they interested in taking a photo, and publishing the story, but the Woman slammed the phone down. I eventually had to flush it away. I wish I’d have taken a photo of it now, because the chances of it ever happening again are slim.