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@rubyred wrote:
please.. Bat i know you will sign. Im not getting at you ! this wee man was battered then taken to a party. he vomited blood all night,his loving mummy went out for 3 hours and prostitute herself s he was left in toilet in some drug den, while everyone laughed at the wee baby being sick and wretching. they flicked him with cloths and slapped him to keep him alive.. NOT ONE person called an ambulance..
he was n the death throes as folks giggled all stoned .. dirty basturds.Brandon Lee never even made 2 years old !
Hey Ruby it,s ok. I,ve signed it. I can,t bear to think of the horror that poor little child went through. Poor little mite.
@woohoo wrote:
@bat wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
@bat wrote:
What about Volvo? He looks just like a Volvo. plain and ugly. :lol:
FFS – She has Volvo on the brain.. Ha-Ha.. :lol:
Hahaha, bloody hilarious. :lol: :lol:
Ok – Enough of the Volvo Jokes!.. Found out you’re a Daily Mail reader.. There’s more fun to be had with that! Ha-Ha.. :lol:
You bloody shurrup and leave my precious newspaper alone . :lol: :lol:
What about Gollum? He looks just like Gollum. Bald and ugly. :lol:
@maybe wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Is Hannah Montana the daughter of Tony Montana ???
Perish the thought !
Amen to that Maybe. One montana is quite enough thanks. Just imagine if Tony had been a twin. :shock:
Brilliant Aaron. Congratulations to you and Sarah. :D
@pete wrote:
Just for Batty
It’s in Swedish i’m afraid and the beginning dont half sound like Achey Breaky Heart :?
It does a bit doesn,t it? He,s still about you know, old Billy Ray. My daughter watches Hannah Montana and he,s in it with his daughter, Miley. (real name Destiny Hope Cyrus) :roll:
@woohoo wrote:
I’ve been driving in my car, it’s not quite a jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
It was made in Fifty-Nine in a factory by the tyne
It says Volvo on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before
I drive in it as i must, even though it’s full of rust
But I don’t really care, give me some gas and the open airIt’s a bit old but it’s mine, I mend it in my spare time
Just last week I changed the oil, the rocker valves and the coil
Just last week I changed the oil
Last week it went round the clock, I also had a little knock
I dented somebody’s fender, he learnt not to park on a bender, ha ha haI’ve been driving in my car, it don’t look much but I’ve been far
I drive up to muswell hill, I’ve even been to selsey bill
I drove along the M25, I had her up to 28.. :lol:
This copper stopped me the other day, you’re mistaken what could I say
The tyres were a little worn, they were o.k., I could have sworn
I like driving in my car, I’m satisfied I’ve got this farI like driving in my car, it don’t look much but I’ve been far
I like driving in my car, even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car, it’s not quite a jaguar
I like driving in my car, I’m satisfied I’ve got this farGit. :lol: :lol:
@woohoo wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Actually Woo Hoo, it wasn’t the Lake district … she went for a drive on her local Motorway (the M25) …. but nobody told her that it just went round and round in a big 225 mile circle.
It was only after her fifth meal break at the Clackett’s Lane service station that she began to get that deja vu feeling.
Eventually even the Volvo got bored with going round and round in circles and gave in. She was rescued when her local meals on wheels service took pity on her and reported her absence from home – but only after they’d delivered three days worth of lunches and collected them uneaten.
I did that,..
Whilst learning to drive, i went around the same roundabout for the whole of the lesson.. What was i to do, my Indicator was stuck… :lol:
Ps, it’s all very well hearing about Bat, but what happened to the Volvo?.. :lol:
My car is parked out the back thank you. And whats more it,s all in one piece too. So ner to you lot. :lol:
