when I was a kid I was so accident prone the local A+E nurses knew me by name!
Russ has fallen off his skateboard again…
Russ has fallen off a cliff again…
Russ has been in a fight again…
etc…etc
so because I was in hospital so often I developed a phobia about those industrial chimneys on hospital roofs…the ones that are funnel shaped and spin round in the wind…weird but true 8)