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just called down to see my friend on her birthday
This was her present from her hubby
Hes called Dexter and hes 7 weeks old
Hes a lakeland terrier I think
bless

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the turds have stopped steaming but my grass has grown
I shall have to do a David Bellamy and search for them among the daisies and clover with my trusty carrier bag and rubber gloves

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and its planes he spots
I’ve only had one cuppa so my brains half awake

shame he doesn’t live in Emmerdale

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in a couple of weeks it will be 30 year old trains if he lives that long

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knowing that I now have the confidence to stand up to bullies

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a 29 year old train spotter I work with who I shall punch if he carries on….

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walking in kitchen and seeing my new dishwasher

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they won’t let me leave

I hate you more

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too :wink:

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stop being pedantic

I hate you

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