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is your thong irritating your piles?

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shes just texted me to say she’ll be home in an hour and she hopes dogs were’nt a niusance
I replied

NOOOOOOOOOOO of course not :)

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

I wanted to say..

Now come round and clear dog sh*t out of my garden

(I would have done it myself by now but I’m waiting for it to stop steaming)

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@abitofmary_j wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Today I am going to prepare a space for my new dishwasher (my treat to me)
which is being delivered tomorrow
Then I shall clean the house and remove all traces of dog
Then I shall be working till 11pm

Sunday I shall be gardening and enjoying my day off in between gazing lovingly at my dishwasher and wishing I could get hold of a plumber

lol bon-bon u’ll be there allday 2moz gettin rid o dug smells n hair lol

innit!!!!!!

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Mary
I thought all she wanted me to do was go round, let em out and feed em so I said yes.
The next thing she said was
*and can you put one in your kitchen and one in your living room overnight ‘cos otherwise they wont settle*
ffs

All my windows and doors are wide open

[bon bon]

Today I am going to prepare a space for my new dishwasher (my treat to me)
which is being delivered tomorrow
Then I shall clean the house and remove all traces of dog
Then I shall be working till 11pm

Sunday I shall be gardening and enjoying my day off in between gazing lovingly at my dishwasher and wishing I could get hold of a plumber

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her sons taking over this morning.
I took the hint when Bob (the gsd) escaped and ran home
They are now shut back in her house.

I did blow up their noses
They were high all night

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Must have been a threesome then suns ‘cos you was in my bed

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@toybulldog wrote:

you tick all my boxes Diane

: o )

Youre easily pleased Toy

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see my DOGS threaad Suns xxxx

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@pete wrote:

Read it all bon bon pebbles mentioned a boycott of the boards i put up a pic of Geoffrey Boycott

sorry
I couldnt be bothered

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