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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

What the fu.ck is the world coming to? My friends mother had her bag stolen this morning, there is pi.ss everywhere…

pml
and its your fault :?

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@rubyred wrote:

I got your joke about the glorious 12th being the 12th of August and the start of grouse season Bon Bon.

I knew I could rely on you

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I’ve got the weekend off.
Been shopping this morning.
This afternoon I’ve bottomed the bathroom.
This evening I will chill alone and be happy.
Tomorrow its gardening, gardening and more gardening (and demolishing my gazebo)
Heaven :D

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Im off to scratch an itchy nipple x (sharon said) :?

I’d punch the t*t :shock:

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I’ve two delapidated and windswept gazebos with bent poles if you want one for a fiver

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Now then Sharon
Just got back from shopping and have loads of bargains
I’m a happy little bunny :D

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will you pm me too

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Doesn’t that mean we can start shooting birds :?

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Poli and sharon made me smile smiling

my gazebos collapsed
my garden looks like a hurricanes hit it (as does my house but no change there)
my dirty pots and pans have congealed
i’ve finally spoken to my next door neighbour after 2 years
and I havent had a decent shug for ages

BUT I’M SMILING :D :D :D :D :D :D

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I hate frozen and tinned mushrooms, they are rank.
I survived on mushroom butties for two days.
and theres no need to shove them up my a rse because the stomach doesn’t digest them I was pooing pure mushrooms for days.

Now
I bought a cooked chicken for tea the other day and the carcass (everything cept the breast)has sat forlornly in my fridge
I was going to make a soup/stew/pie with the leftovers.
Everytime I open the fridge door it screams *please don’t waste me*

One of my phobias is stripping meat off a chicken carcass.
It’s gross.

If I seal it in ten thousand carrier bags and place it in a black refuse bag in the garden you can guarantee cats have dragged it and the rest of my personal rubbish all over my lawn by the next morning.
I end up keeping it in my fridge till refuse collection day and chasing the bin men down the street with it.
Luckily they know me now and have stopped fleeing at the sight of me.

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