[Captain Charisma]

oversexed :D

[Captain Charisma]

if ud work half as hard at tryin 2 find ur cock itd suit u beter :D

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wen i got my 12in cought in me zip :D

wen wos las time u had it of :D

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the longest i spent on just crap was wen i was tossin meself of :D
was on 4 a full week :D

wen wos las time u spanked the monkey :D

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theyr all ugly :-… :D

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@matty wrote:

its in all our genes to be paranoid

uve got nothin in ur jeans 2b paranoid about :D

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nappy birthday 2 stainboshyte and oink :D

[Captain Charisma]

its my birthday this year :D
im like a fine wine :D
tasty and full bodied :D

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dont click the link :D
its shyte :D

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im headin 2 the pub later :D

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