[cath 55]

@lovely Lady wrote:

It takes 5 hours to earn my friendship, 5 days to earn my respect, 5 weeks to earn my trust and one mistake to blow it all away :D :D

oooooooeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr L L lol xxx

[cath 55]

@lovely Lady wrote:

Notification to all JC chatters

I regret to inform you that following several complaints yesterday about Rose scrolling, using caps and generally causing mayhem in Forum 3 it has been decided to only allow her access to her own ” Portable internet device room “

This will be located in Forum 4 and Rose will be granted visiting rights to other forums for one minute each hour.

Furthermore the L word has now been banned from all forums and will be substituted with the word ” Horace “

I would ask that you refrain from asking the colour make or model of her device as this tends to get her over excited and difficult to control.

Many thanks :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[cath 55]

A new lappy ay? well i never!! lol xxx

[cath 55]

@fat bob wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

What’s inbred and black?

A marmite sandwich.

Thank you and goodnight.

Joke falls flat – Marmite is brown.

I can turn marmite white……..try it ……..

put a spoonful of marmite on a plate or a board then beat it with the back of a spoon, it turns white……..honest lol 8)

You have far too much time on your hands!! :lol:

betchya tried it tho :D/

[cath 55]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvW1Fo2_Kmw xx

[cath 55]

is the daddy of all internet harem gatherers?

The amazing story of how, over a five-year period, ex-miner turned serial shagger, sex god and love guru Clive Worth has dated and had sexual relationships with over 1001 women, thanks to introductions via Internet dating services. At one point Clive was online to11 different services, and all at the same time!
You don’t have to be a silver-tongued charmer in the salsa class or god’s gift in the pub in order to win a date – now it’s easier to get your message across via the Internet.

It is estimated that 7 million people (and rising) in the UK use Internet dating services for relationships. Around 11 per cent of online users are only after one thing… a date.

From California to Cardiff, Berlin to Bristol, Saudi Arabia to Swansea, the women have come flocking to meet the man behind the Lucky Lips pseudonym. Flirty e-mails and racy phone calls led the women to bed.

Now the man with substantial media attention and with more notches on his bedpost than Casanova reveals his secrets in this easy to follow guide of how rumpy-pumpy via online dating agencies is so easy and unveils his methods of getting his end away by clicking away on the Internet.

After being dumped by one of the UK’s largest Internet dating services, DatingDirect.com, for bedding too many women he says: “There’s lots of dating sites on the Internet – I’m going to carry on until I’m 90.”

[cath 55]

@thin ice wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

well the room has been full of constant talk of a certain bloke who was building a lil harem
all of a sudden his name is mud
for what i can see his only crime was using the same cheesy lines to a whole bevi of beautiful girls
trouble is they were all told they was special and they felt so special they told there mates
now they feel annoyed
a word of advice to would be harem builders is dont use the same cheesy lines to all the girls

i know im going to get so much grief now over this but the boards def needed livening up
how dull have they become mainly due to cosys very boring threads
one good thing is pete wont be on telling me im fat and bold again
cus rumour is he quit the boards

now who is going to be brave enough to post lol

I havent a clue who this latest one is to gather a ‘harem’ lol , but this is sooo old news, i could name several harem collectors over the years, some of them still use the boards/chat lol :lol:

cath i dont have a clue either i just caught wind of a bit of gossip and ran with it lol been very educational mind

pml thin does ‘a very educational mind’ translate as sh1t stirrer by chance?? :wink:

[cath 55]

@thin ice wrote:

well the room has been full of constant talk of a certain bloke who was building a lil harem
all of a sudden his name is mud
for what i can see his only crime was using the same cheesy lines to a whole bevi of beautiful girls
trouble is they were all told they was special and they felt so special they told there mates
now they feel annoyed
a word of advice to would be harem builders is dont use the same cheesy lines to all the girls

i know im going to get so much grief now over this but the boards def needed livening up
how dull have they become mainly due to cosys very boring threads
one good thing is pete wont be on telling me im fat and bold again
cus rumour is he quit the boards

now who is going to be brave enough to post lol

I havent a clue who this latest one is to gather a ‘harem’ lol , but this is sooo old news, i could name several harem collectors over the years, some of them still use the boards/chat lol :lol:

[cath 55]

glad to hear hes ok snugzz a very scary time for you both xxxx thinking of you xxx

[cath 55]

glad you all had a good time sorry i couldnt make it would have loved to seen merc Lovely Lady and rospetal again along with meeting the rest of you, never mind maybe next time xxx

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