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Make sure you shut down all your applications before you defrag, and try again. Takes forever that blooming defragging… BUT it gives you time to enjoy some of the legendary Hoff’s music….
How did I guess this would be an article from the Daily Mail before even opening the thread?!? :roll:
It’s a fantastic song, and with your help we can get me to number one.
Go buy the single now – if I don’t reach number 1 we may have to close JC in order to pay for all my *ahem* ‘promotional expenses’….
Pay your 79p now. It will save the pound!!!
It’s talk like that that gets people banned.
Remember, ‘careless talk costs lives’ … well almost.
@emmalush wrote:
the Scottish Education system being the finest in the world
Funded by the English.
http://englishprogressive.com/index1/2005/thestudent/index.htmWeird how I went to that website and tried clicking on the link marked ‘THE FACTS’ – yet it didn’t work.
A sign perhaps?
Get your pre-orders in now:
Just watch this and tell me it is not the best music video ever – I only wish you all could have seen the rendition Charles and I performed on the last Guide meet. The crowd loved it:
Oh, and here is another of the Hoff’s classics. You know he is the new Bond, right?
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Its always a gamble, but worth the risk.
First don’t be too scaired about it, I am sure he will be just has neveus has you. Remmber to pay for your own drinks and keep an eye on them. (date rape)
Second don’t dress to young, remmber his freinds will see you.
Now go out, be yourself and have a good time, let him do all the work and don’t be to pushey. There nothing worst than a troublesome date.
Don’t sleep with him untill your sure he’s ok.
For the same reason, don’t let him get close to the kids.
And if its not working, just leave and get a taxie home. Tell him your baby sitter has just rang and you need to go.
I personly hate fussy eaters, there just pick at there food and if your paying for it , its a wast.
I think this fantastic advice should be published. Have you any publishing deals in the works DOA?
@crazy chick wrote:
my mum always told me not to get into cars with strangers :lol: :lol:
The Hoff isn’t a stranger! Sheesh! :roll: