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Tired :x

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Nope :^o

Have you ever chatted someone up in a supermarket ?

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New years day up the forest :D

Whens the last time you ice skated

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I don’t own any underwear, can i borrow yours ?

Have you ever gone on a date and forgot to shave :?:

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The colder the better, it’s about time we had a nip fest :P (.)(.)

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I’m sure i could sell it to someone on egay

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*kicks MM up the ar5e and waits for real scream*

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I knicked someones wiper blades off thier car after they nicked my parking space in morrisons :twisted:

When was the last time you went sick at work for no reason :?:

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@Miss Minx wrote:

Ermmm….. Bloody hell can’t remember now Ffs

You was going to live on pickles

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Have you ever got jiggy jiggy hooohaa in your parents bed when they are out :?:

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