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All ponces are hilarious.

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@sharongooner wrote:

Justin lee collins and alan carr on the Sunday night project, doing Amy and Lily, funniest thing Ive seen in ages, oh and alan carr doing Johnny rotten!

And getting moist over mark ronson 8)

I saw Alan Carr for the first time last night, guesting on Top Gear. What an embarrassment to the human race. People like him make me wanna puke.

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fariys

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

he looks gay – and even if hes not, any bloke who wears mascara is a ponce

Couldnt have put it better myself.. 8)

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There are 1000’s of Turks living in my city. I’ve turned the sound off on the TV and opened the windows. It fu*cking crazy outside. Fireworks going off. Cars racing round beeping horns. Flags flying. People singing and shouting.

It’s gonna be a long longgggggggggggggggg night.

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There’s a whiff of paranoia in the air.

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Did I read somewhere there would be no eviction tomorrow night… 8)

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@esmeralda wrote:

@pats wrote:

i worked in graftons bakery shop when i was 16. at lunchtime i used to have a gi normous sarnie and half a jam n cream cake fa dinner and never pay fa em like we was sposed too. also at closing time whilst the dragon of a manageress was checkin we had tided up properly i used to help meself to 40 fags from the fag machine. :D

Pats, I’m extremely disappointed in you….

….you only managed to scoff HALF a jam n’ cream cake? :shock:

Esmeralda…. I’m extremely disapointed in you……

………. you mean you only got as far as a quick grope…. :shock:

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Put the mother-in-law down. Let the dog live in her house. And you can then visit it anytime you like.

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Will the next person who dies kindly film it so we can be in no doubt that you actually snuffed it…. or indeed… that you actually existed in the first place.

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