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@pats wrote:

i ave seen a couple. and they didnt ask any questions. and one was brilliant.

eh up enough about your rauchy threesome

so what did they (the mediums) do then?

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then why don’t you call them Anonymous, Nameless and Who-The-F*ck-Are-You :wink:

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mediums are the biggest crock of 5hit ever. O.K. here’s the basic routine;
they ask if anyone in the audience has lost someone recently (notice that it isn’t something more specific like ‘last week’ or ‘two years ago’ or ‘on the 21st of May’) or something like ‘Is there a John/Steven/Plonker in the room’ they then (after some sap raises their hand) enquire ever so subtly as to whether it was a friend or family member that recently passed away. Then they start playing pot luck by asking ‘did the person’s name start with (insert letter here)’ and/or (if said sap does not then blurt out the name of the deceased) they start saying crap like ‘they are very happy here and want you to know that they are alright’. then badabing badaboom they move on to the next eligable sap, rinse, dry and repeat again.

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zenith

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kinda why I joined, welcome to the boards btw

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did you know that an earth worm has five hearts and that an octopus has two

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did you know that statistically you are more likely to be killed by a meteorite than struck by lightning

perovskite is found inside the Earth’s mantle and can function as a superconductor at room temperature (unlike all other superconductors which only function at extremely low temperatures)

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The most common substance on the planet is called perovskite, and accounts for half of the Earth’s total mass

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@blackkettle wrote:

PETE shaz and rainey hav all tried to help doh!!! call me thick or wot?

typical, the moment you stop trying to fix something is the exact time that it starts working again :roll:

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The sad thing is that I memorise all this crap…

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