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What, like a REALLY tough steak ???
Er…. Three fried eggs and baked beans on two fried slices, with bacon (four rashers), two sausages, tinned tomatoes, mushrooms, bubble & squeak and all washed down with a cup of coffee (two heaped teaspoonfulls of Gold Blend and four brown sugars) and served by …… Julia Roberts.
Oh yes and freshly ground black pepper and Heinz tomato ketchup on the side.
Mmmmmmm !!!
@Bad Manners wrote:
Why dont u stop slavering over lil Vera there PB. You’re old enough to b here great gradfather.
I know – it’s a bit pervy isn’t it? I could certainly be her Grandfather – but I don’t reckon the Great Grandfather bit. Ohhhhh if I was only 80 years younger……..!!
@Spooky Blue wrote:
Well, I heard The Ark’s ‘One of us is gonna die young’ the day when 6 of my friends died in a car crash :(
Sure – but the song wasn’t ”Six of us is (are) gonna die young” was it?
If it had of been that then you may have had a point.Alternatively, its was all your fault and if you hadn’t heard the song the six wouldn’t have died.
Aaaaah the joys of the vitriolic response. Veronica your particular brand of venomous reply has been sorely missing. Please stay with us.
McDonald’s burgers may well be made from ”pure beef” but never ask them whaich part of the animal is used OK?
Do you also smother your fillet steaks with Ketchup???
@vmn33 wrote:
The Questions:
How long did you live in the first country?
Which first country? If you mean the United Kingdom then please say so.How long have you lived in the US?
I have never lived there – nothing would persuade me to live there. I dislike McDonalds on every street corner and Ketchup with everything.How is education different here?
There isn’t any.How are women and minorities treated in your country?
We beat the women frequently, and in return they do the cleaning, cooking, washing and ironing and provide sexual services when we require them.
Since the minorities are minorities – who cares how they are treated.What strikes you as strange about the US?
The grossly obese women, and the men with white socks and check trousers.
The fact that everything from the lavatory bowls to the women is ‘sanitised’.Do children mature faster, slower, or at the same pace as American children?
It entirely depends on the temperature at which you marinade them.Why did you move to the US?
I didn’t (see above)Are you glad you did?
Again see above – look you Yankee bastard, can’t you read???What ceremonies/rituals are different? How is religion viewed in your country?
Presidential assasination is not considered a legitimate part of the political process here.
Our clergymen pray on their knees, – your clergymen prey on their congregations.
We own firearms to shoot game for sport, you own firearms to shoot each other for sport.How are gov’t structures different? Is there universal health care? Does the gov’t provide assistance to the elderly?
Her Majesty The Queen is generally revered, your President is generally reviled.
We elect our Prime Minister – you buy your President.
Our doctors make money from practicing medecine – your lawyers make money from suing doctors practicing medecine.
Both of our Governments are the same – they only provide assistance for themselves.What physical features of the land are different?
Our land is green and pleasant (as in Jerusalem) – your land is an arid dustbowl.
We build houses on our land – you park trailers on your land.What are some typical beliefs held by your culture about children, women, men, work, sex, age, etc?
We like sex with women, you like sex with anything that stays still long enough.
We work to drink – you drink to work.
Our children are a part of our families – your children are a part of your workforce.
We grow old gracefully – you just grow old, then visit us as tourists.
We live in towns with nice names – you live in Bumfuck, Idaho.anything else you would like to add
Both countries are United, but we are a Kingdom – you are merely States(I will need your first name at least, which you can email to me at [email protected]) Please help, this won’t take you too long to fill out. Thanks.
The pleasure was entirely mine.
Erm…. Dog behaviour???
It doesn’t sound quite so funny in Finnish – is it the climate???
@Mr Amphibian wrote:
Hi Roo
Must have been a mod. I like it! Think it’s just to warn people not to waste their time puzzling over what we’re going on about! PB seems pretty cool, so if they are all like him that’s great by me!
Got it in one Mr Amphibian !!! It’s called a sense of humour – or taking the Mick (Soulie please note).There newbies – our own, our very own, Owen Crash has posted your first (of thousands) Google link on the JustChat message boards.
You see we are all nice wonderful people here, bursting with fresh ideas and just gagging to help you – and that’s just the ”Mods”. You should see some of our users…………. no on second thoughts maybe not !!!
RIP Captain Geoffers – shot for desertion – November 2005
