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  • #283178

    Yes Shazza! 8)

    #283193

    Went to a barbeque last nite, and took along a bottle of voddy! The chick who’s house it was decided to leave her trampoline out in her back garden FFS!

    After nailing half a bottle of voddy, I decided to do a bit of excerising on her feckin trampoline :evil:

    Being a confident pi/sshead, I thought it would be a good idea to do a front sumasalt, and I successfully pulled it off!

    Now I was getting c0cky!

    I decided to perform a backward sumasalt, and f00k me I nearly killed myself :lol:

    I landed on my head and somehow I have managed to bruise the top of my ribcage near me collarbones and the middle 2 fingers on my right hand are swollen and I cant move them :evil: :evil:

    This post has taken me ages to write with me left hand :evil:

    I found it nearly impossible to wipe me ar/se earlier too! :shock:

    Left handed masturbation is gonna be tricky in the morning! :shock:

    Im goin to A&E in the morning after my wa/nk cos im in f00king agony! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :evil: :evil: :evil:

    #283176

    | Home | Away
    Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
    1 Man City 3 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 0 2 0 4 9
    2 Chelsea 3 1 0 0 3 2 1 1 0 3 2 2 7
    3 Wigan 3 2 0 0 4 0 0 0 1 1 2 3 6
    4 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6



    5 Portsmouth 3 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 0 2 2 2 5
    6 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4



    7 Arsenal 2 1 0 0 2 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 4
    8 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
    9 Liverpool 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
    10 Reading 3 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
    11 Sunderland 3 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 2 5 -2 4
    12 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
    13 Fulham 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 1 1 2 -1 3
    14 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
    15 West Ham 2 0 0 1 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 -1 3
    16 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2 LMAO :lol: :lol:
    17 Aston Villa 2 0 0 1 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 -1 1



    18 Birmingham 3 0 1 1 2 3 0 0 1 2 3 -2 1
    19 Derby 3 0 1 0 2 2 0 0 2 0 5 -5 1
    20 Bolton 3 0 0 1 1 3 0 0 2 2 5 -5 0

    #283174

    Man City 1 2nd biggest team in Manchester 0 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #283261

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I wanna give an aeroplane blonde an aussie kiss! :shock: :lol:

    #283185

    Im gonna have a super weekend!

    At noon today i’m going for a game of snooker and some beers, then later on im going to some birds barbeque and they’ll be loads of totty there and more beers. Then, tomorrow I’m gonna sit in the boozer all day to watch the footy and then I think I’ll collapse :D

    #282361

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @hermangrrrman! wrote:

    We shall see Mrs Gooner! Who’s the chick in ya avatar btw? :D

    Tis me the one and only gooniebird!!!! (check out the red eyes)

    Nahhh ya look about 21! Witwoo!

    Sunny, just c’mere………. *drools* ooooeerrr fittybitty

    #282358

    We shall see Mrs Gooner! Who’s the chick in ya avatar btw? :D

    #283104

    Hmmmm I dunno, but I’m well into redheads!
    I’d flash her my chubble anyday! :D

    #282985

    @Dibb’s wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    @Dibb’s wrote:

    @fastcars wrote:

    Ugo thinking he has got a mate in Dibbs… :?:

    Is there anything wrong in that?

    Are you asking for my advice?

    Not at all. . . . :)

    Such an interpretation seems so stifling in our social connections and contrary to natural discussion. Are we never to comment about another that has the least hint of criticism? To even try to follow this rule for any reasonable period in our lives would make conversation take on an air of unreality. Try conversing with someone about Stalin’s policy of executing his opponents or sending them to Siberia to die – all without any phrase critical of his personality or motivation being used; the resulting discussion would best be described as unrealistic or surreal. Taking this interpretation in a very strict sense would so limit ordinary conversation that surely we should examine not just this interpretation of this verse, but the whole subject of judging others from a personal perspective.

    Would you not agree………………………

    FFS Dibbs, its ur thread, why bring in boIIocks like what i have just highlighted? FFS what a load of codswalloping bullshyte ffs! OOOOOH some workmen cant get their van out! BOOOOOOOBEEDOOOO! Hang on,,,,, lets waffle about Stalin!

    What a joke of a thread

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