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Yeah there’s something REALLY strange happening but I don’t know what. I am normally attuned to these things and can see them quite early but these new tactics have got me stumped. Should we raise the general alert state?
anyone else apart from me put in their order for a copy of Finnish Babes V when it gets released?
Erm your ticker says there are still 4 days left, you sure you brought the right baby home? CHECK YOUR STOMACH!!! (If it’s confirmed, then congrats btw :wink: )
Ok now that PB is back I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the agreed motions from the South-Central branch of the MRLP:
1. Garden hedges to be kept to a maximum height of 5 feet (so that we can look over at neighbours sunbathing or just generally be nosey).
2. All ChatRooms to be monitored by Paedo-Martials with GUNS!
3. Nobody allowed on MSN until they have washed, shaved (if appropriate) and are FULLY DRESSED. No alcohol to be consumed unless purchased on the premises e.g. 40’s room bar.
4. Interest rates to be determined by a new ‘basket of goods’ including mobile phone bills, Sky subscription charges, speeding fines, fags and petrol prices.
5. All unmarried women over the age of 30 to be auctioned on Ebay.
6. Parents to be given the right to ‘divorce’ their children
7. Employees to have the right to take as much time off as they want during football tournaments (half-pay if their team reaches the latter stages).
8. National holidays to be declared anytime it’s sunny.
9. The tide at Weston Super Mare to be in during the morning so people don’t have to walk a mile through the mud.
10.. God to be given a deadline of no more than 6 months to make an appearance before a magistrate otherwise Churches to have all their gold confiscated and all the worshippers charged under new conspiracy to defraud legislation.
There, can i get back to my dinner now ;)
I am preparing a list but have to get it through the sub-committee first (you know what these political meetings can be like ffs).
There’s still time to fit in a quick’ Is it a Boy or a Girl’ poll before you go :wink:
Wow. I could almost kiss Emma – is she playing tricks on me????? :wink:
yeah probably got some fecking ethnics working in the translation department. :wink:
Yeah let’s hope that NOBODY tries to encourage racial tension Emma eh?
Hi Cybercat – from what I have seen you have helped a lot of people already on your first day. Welcome!
