Loved that, Sunny :lol: Incidentally, that first one happened to my aunt (well, she asked for a cut rather than a shampoo but that’s kinda beside the point) My cousin told us when we were in the car one day but I don’t think he was meant to!
Here’s another one for you:
My mum worked as a carer and the home she worked in was having an open day. Me and my mate, who were dragged along cos his mum worked there too, were wandering round when we saw this cat. We went over to it and an elderly woman in one of the rooms saw us and smiled. Thinking it was her cat, I said it. Didn’t mean for it to come out as it did and I didn’t even know anything about it until I had finished.
‘Nice pussy’ I said. Or words to that effect anyway.