kentlass19

thought i had the right of it

below :shock: want me to take a look? :lol:

they should, but with most men they dont come at all :roll:

not guilty

ever tried anal sex?

hehehe bet u’ll be dreaming of stroking your hands over my soft sweet slightly furry little pussy, running your hands slowly over it, right? :lol: :lol: :lol:

i think it shud be the kenty&andy thread (since i am way ahead of u in posts :lol:

@ItsAndy wrote:

it’s a deal, kenty :D

(cause if I’ve got your pets, that means I’ll be able to stroke your pussy too!!) :lol: :lol:

I’m thinking about having a cuppa and watching Alan Partridge

wahooo :D i love when a deal goes right.

my pussy loves being stroked, up for it anytime :roll:

think we really should rename this the andy&kenty…

awww thanx :D

we’ll do a swap, the pets in exchange for ur hoover, my vibes are getting boring :lol:

i’m stroking my pussy, watching bad girls (drooling over the cast :wink: ) and thinking bout pancakes :(

lol u can have mine! i got 2 cats n a dog, ur welcome to em….but i gotta be allowed to visit em sometimes :wink:

if its that powerful can i borrow it plz!! :lol:

@ItsAndy wrote:

or I could just use me hoover! :lol:

I am watching tele, posting, and chattin to someone who has made me smile more than once tonight! :wink:

pml u boys really love ur hoovers dont ya, watch it dont make it too erm….long :shock:

im letting my frigging doggy out to toilet…tis feking freezing!

@ItsAndy wrote:

I got great windows kenty, can see right accross Brum from here :D

(oh bug*er, kenty’s coming, hope me enlargment pump comes soon!!) :lol: :lol:

oh i dont doubt that u got great windows :- :-

(u shud get next day delivery babes, i do with my erm…stuff) :lol:

what i’m doing? just been ‘entertaining’ myself :wink: am now…[Read more]

lol be glad i havent reduced ya to giving me pics of ur….windows yet :wink: (i’m well known for my ‘window’ collection) nothing to worry about huh? might make that trip to brum after all :lol:

i’m just talking to him^^^^ and enjoying it thoroughly :wink:

lmao me n my big mouth, feking subjects i get meself into! (was the same length hard and soft roughly ffs) :lol:

what u gonna do wit ur tape measure? :shock:

back on thread slightly, posting, mailing, and watching telly, oh what a boring life!

try not even the full length of a little finger type small :roll: (pml bet u’ve already measured urself)

*produces a tape measure from thin air* here ya go :D

pml, u mean u aint got any on file already? :( (dont worry, i seen the smallest poss b4, doubt u can get any smaller) :lol:

ooooops so it is, ppl hardly use this thread anyways so we’ll claim it as ours :D

spoilsport, i needed a giggle tonight.

(oh i’m sure u have, can i have a look, just to prove it :wink: )

@ItsAndy wrote:

me poem is shyte kenty! actually, it’s more of a shopping list than a poem!

wouldn’t mind seeing yours though. Bet they’re real good! :D (and the poems probably worth a read aswell!!) :lol: :lol:

lol pm me it!! u show me urs i’ll show u mine! (poems too!!) :wink:

@ItsAndy wrote:

Don’t worry kenty, I’ll keep everything stored.(and if we ever meet, I’ll let you have it all!!) :lol: :lol:

Firk me, I think I’ve just written me first poem :lol:

good man (i’ll wait with baited breath)
oooh lets have a peek!! i do poetry too, not the same kind as my stories tho! lol

unfortunately no…but ya never know, one day it might (i’m always looking for new…help…so keep ur ideas in mind) :roll: :wink:

masterpiece? i wish! but yep got one half done..hehehe oh what fun i have researching for those stories :wink: :lol:

lmao thanx babes,i’m too sweet and innocent to really do what i wrote :lol: (of course u bloody would!) :wink:

@ItsAndy wrote:

Put it this way kenty, you don’t write stories like you do without knowing a thing or two! :wink: It felt like I was reading a page in your diary!! :lol:

(bet it was taken straight from your diary aswell!! :lol: :lol:

could be just a natural talent! :lol: :lol:

u never know, it could have just been from my imagination :wink:

@ItsAndy wrote:

hehe….I’m in no doubt about your talents, kenty! :wink:

I bet you don’t leave anything untouched (when you’re hoovering I mean!!) :lol: :lol:

which talents would they be? :lol:

oh trust me, nothing goes untouched by me (and i’m NOT talking bout the hoovering) :wink: :)