[Langstraat]

Me Lurkin!

Madam, you jest I have no need to lurk I stand proud,
well most mornings I do.

[Langstraat]

sharongooner,

Father please forgive me for I cannot tell a lie. :shock:

It’s true I signed in with another name but when you have a dual personality it seemed unfair to deny my alta ego the delights of forum fun. Its difficult enough that he has to follow me round all day without suffering for my indiscretions. After all he stands by me through good and bad.
:wink:

ayrassmon estatchew?

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Madam,

You have the advantage of me, I blush. Unfortunately I am nor conversant with your Jamaican speak lingo. re: “an y not lmao xxx off fer me baff shazza speak soon xxxxx in”

The reference to a forum for Autumn years members I can only guess is ‘Waiting for Godo’ to which I’m not a member of……..yet.

I would surely remember an exchange with such an amorous creature but that is only in my dreams and not reality.

The only Cath I recall had a bad leg and incontinent mongrel.
If this is you then reveal your self………Now; we have unfinished business to consummate, the clocks ticking.

Sharongooner came close with her reference to ‘bubbles’ it has a connection to the alias I used to briefly regain entrance into the banned site; it could be coincidental but……..if she would to elaborate further …………

Your most obediant servant,

~Langstraat~

[Langstraat]

I was banned from one and am in three others

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Which one were you thinking of Cath

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(Lang thinks) Maybe I’ll take it steady seems these regulars are a little confused since I’ve joined them. It’ll be best to observe from the sidelines until the protocol is clearer he thought.

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See,

I didn’t say anything wrong after all, can’t think why Patrick would take exception to my comments. I frequently have the SB& C at our local community centre they do a special hour of beauty on a Friday before the Fish & Chip supper for the pensioners.
Now with two Pats active it’s understandable if I get confused I just hope I don’t inadvertently upset either of them. I’ve seen what dire results can occur if a forum member is upset see: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6059726.stm
So to clarify there’s: Pats who admits to waxing and then there’s PB (Pat Butcher) Hope thats clear to everybody.

[Langstraat]

Sorry Sir,
I was only kidding

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Sunny,

Ask for the treatment Pats has: Crack, Back & Sack they have a concession tariff if you mention his name

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Hey, don’t you dare concede to peer pressure, leave the tash on; its reminiscent of Jason King and guaranteed to tickle one’s fancy. 8)

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