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See, Santa Claus does exist.
Pat Butcher will never seem the same. :wink:

Think I had a lucky escape even on a Mac.

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Yo PB,

Never expected you to answer so quickly and without having further fun at my expense;
I’m not sure whether i could have resisted dragging it out for a few days. :P
Guess you’ve just done what a forum host should do eh; looked after the members interest like a guardian angel (excuse while I’m sick) Now I know that others may think that PB stands for something to do with the job but I admit to thinking about you when I inadvertently put Eastenders on and see Pat Butcher.
Whatever.
Have a good one.

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Well,

I fell for it PB, followed the instruction to the letter. Damn good wheeze eh. Thought about the fun I’d have at work after the holidays and all those other opportunities with friends and families…………………………………….and then realised I didn’t know how to change it back………………………………………ffs. Tried many things to revert back to default but because my Word disk is at work I’m stuck.

I throw myself at your mercy, please divulge the secret step through which will enable me to use Word over the Christmas holiday the only way I can continue is to delete the offending words after they have been used.
This is a case where “Christmas practical joke (or how to torment geeks)” has really caught me out. Well done.

Have Mercy.
Just in case PB is away for the break or is laffin so much he can’t answer any help from others will be most gratefully accepted.

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The equinox.
21st December the best day of the year.
The days start to get longer after today yippee

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Didn’t wish to correct you Cath just inform.

When I need correction I know a lady in Cheltenham who deals with that.

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Cath,

If you dial now I think you’ll find the talking clock is a fella unless it’s Mariella Frostrup with laryngitis.

There are two voices, one male one female; well you couldn’t expect them to keep that going for 24 hours could you?

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Don’t no what you mean Cath
he sounds like the guy from the talking clock to me.
Tel.123

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I’ve never been the same after printing the Janet Reger catologue in 1979.

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sharongooner

“suspender belt”

I do wish you’d refrain from saying that sort of thing on this site.
You have no idea how it inflames one’s desires; or maybe you do!

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Many thanks to PATS for this, its brill.
Try it yourself.

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=17342070

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