@sunny wrote:
Turn the telly off check all the doors check them again turn all me plugs off at the wall check the doors again
Turn lights off go back and check the doors once more ……….. Go for a pi ss brush me teef take me slap off clean tone moisterise have nother pi sss
Put me alarm on get clothes out for work in the morning tell my eldest to turn her f00king music down :roll:
Kick the cat out the way go for nother pi ss get into bed elbow the wa n ker next to me
he moves over snoring so i elbow him again toss and turn a bit get up for nother pi ss
Check i turned the alarm on opens window because flush starts c00nt starts moaning its cold so elbows him again belts f00k out the pillow thinking its c00nty toss and turn a bit more come then sleep
pml just read that out to Mr Blokey – sounds about right suns lol